Episodes
Content warnings for this episode include: discussion of racism and antisemitic tropes, firearms, animal death and abuse, physical and mental abuse, medical anxiety, and alcohol
As we continue Witches Abroad, the witches are...abroad! Y'know, going boating, seeing the sites, getting day drunk, hustling card sharps...good times.
This week in the Disc-Course: heavy are the hips, just like Dark Souls, gun facts, scone strikes, pickles, neurotic and anti-union, forced sapiency, Greebomon, a dark...
Published 08/24/23
Content warnings for this episode include: human and animal death, brief mentions of abuse, homophobia and the TERF wizard author,
Who's ready for vacation? As our hosts begin Witches Abroad, we follow everyone's favorite witches who love and hate each other as they hit the road for the city of Genua on orders from a dead fairy godmother.
Yknow, normal stuff.
This week in the Disc-Course: potato salad, green hair and pronouns, rincewindbussy123, mirrors, Gammer Beavis, just like theater,...
Published 08/09/23
Hey everyone, you ever forget you have a podcast for like 10 months?
Yeah...anyway please enjoy some goofs and follow our new cohost account at ZlorfFlannelfoot!
We'll be back with Witches Abroad on August 9th, see you then!
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Published 07/25/23
Content warnings for this episode include: racism, body horror, queerphobia, suicide, and mentions of terminal illness
As we wrap up Reaper Man, kind and empathetic order is restored to the Discworld once again, but I can't help feeling like we're forgetting something...
This week in the Disc-Course: blind reaction, the cooler Windle, vore brat, muffled by accessories, old men shenanigans quotient, More Death, book freaks and wiki monsters, nerds from sheds, science lore, go woke go broke...
Published 11/30/22
Content warnings for this episode include: mentions of insects and spiders, head injuries, and child murder, and discussion of ableism, body horror, fascism, racism, and antisemitism
As we reach the dramatic climax of Reaper Man, our friend Bill Door defeats the new Death who's a real jerk, and the members to the Fresh Start Club go to the mall :)
This week on the Disc-Course: a billion lesser podcasts, posting praxis, newt-rients, hoard mode, a capital idea, dead malls, divergent evolution,...
Published 11/16/22
Content warnings for this episode include: racism, transphobia, and animal violence
As we continue Reaper Man, chaos ensues in Ankh-Morpork as the harmless snow globes turn out to not be harmless at all, and the future is now as our friend Bill Door meets the Combination Harvester.
This week in the Disc-Course: tranq-free since '93, the Millennial Hunger, big water, boys' night, the spell of ratio, male virtue names, industrialization is bad, one more end of history, a special scythe for a...
Published 10/26/22
Content warnings for this episode include: mentions of severe bodily harm, animal and child death.
As we continue Reaper Man, the gang are introduced to the members of Undead Anonymous, and our bony blorbo saves a child and prepares to face down whoever took his job.
This week on the Disc-Course: cold music, shell jumpscare, the dark alleys, vampire accent, shorpses, Read at 3 AM, freak facts, a hundred writers, sad rooms pt.2, owl clocks, 420 Bink it, existential dread, trick shots, animal...
Published 10/05/22
Content warnings for this episode include: discussion of transphobia and queer trauma, being buried alive, parental abuse, racist stereotypes, and misogyny.
As we continue Reaper Man, the wizards of Unseen University try their damndest to end their friend's life, but Windle Poons decides he's got a lot of unliving to do. We also meet Mrs. Cake and talk a lot about Mrs. Cake.
Also our good friend Bill Door gets a straw hat :)
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Click here for some Come and Take It...
Published 09/21/22
Content warnings for this episode include: discussion of racism and cultural appropriation, body horror, death and the undead, ableism, slavery and forced labor, and suicide.
Like the changing seasons from summer to fall, the gang begins a new book: Reaper Man. Death is fired for coming down with a case of self-hood, and this causes Problems for Everyone.
This week on the Disc-Course: no escape, blue eyes and pronouns, sources, galaxy boss, special metal cup, horse tools, the best genes,...
Published 09/07/22
Content warnings for this episode include: magical compulsion/mind control, building explosions, animal death, body horror, suicide, and discussion of implicit racism.
In our blockbuster finale, Mark is back, and we say goodbye to Holy Wood, once again wishing for better things for Terry's female leads. The day is saved, the monsters defeated, and our heroes wander off into the sunset. That's all folks!
This week in the Disc-Course: troll Hallmark movie, disctakes, bode check, another giant...
Published 08/24/22
Content warnings for this episode include: mention of animal dismemberment, climate anxiety, school shootings, gun violence, racism, fatphobia, also a little discussion of right wing politics in India and nationalist myth making therein.
Nearing the grand finale, the gang goes to the grand premiere of Blown With the Wind...I mean...Gone Away...wait that's not right. Anyway, everything is super normal, don't worry about it.
This week on the Disc-Course: old ass baby names, fast food training...
Published 08/10/22
Content warnings for this episode include: the racism of Hollywood and Holy Wood, magical compulsion/mind control, and brief mention of CSA
This week the gang finds a spooky cave :)
This week on the Disc-Course: spoilers for Gone with the Wind, paint Pseudopolis green, troll nephew, McHarga's, filming in Sydney, dub jokes, the Bee Movie, a wizard told me, trebuckets, Gone with the Wind: Endgame, subliminal advertising, rowdy priests, the scary hole, dropes, Fred Astaire dancing, SNL ideas, aw...
Published 07/27/22
Content warnings for this episode include: magical compulsion/mind control, brief description of gross food, mentions of animal death and the racism inherent in the movie industry
As we continue Moving Pictures, our protagonist is determined to do nothing with the information he has obtained thus far concerning the nature of Holy Wood because everything is fine :)
This week in the Disc-Course: praise kinks, Gamer For Life, Terry's rude dog, Ruby Rocks, two offices, stuck in a loop, Gaspode...
Published 07/13/22
Content warnings for this episode include: violence, creature abuse, discussion of racism and colonialism, and magical coersion/manipulation
Victor and Ginger get back down to the business of moving pictures, and the spirit of Holy Wood grows stronger every day. Meanwhile a thousand elephants are on the move.
This week in the Disc-Course: pillars of society, rock nose job, my Ginger's keeper, Detritus rocks, misery camera, old Hollywood techniques, hormone chamber, Bagged Dad, Discworld...
Published 06/29/22
Content warnings for this episode include: creature abuse, magical compulsion/manipulation, brief talk of bees and big spiders, and discussions of bad transphobic celebrities
As a heads up Holly's audio is a little weird; I cleaned it up the best I know how but wanted to let folks know in case it bothers them.
Yes, the moving picture business is booming in Holy Wood! Literally film stock is exploding, and how could it not with hot talent like Victor Maraschino and Dolores De Syn--those actors...
Published 06/15/22
Content warnings for this episode include: discussion of irreality, explosions, and mind control/magical compulsion.
This week we start Moving Pictures, just taking them off the wall and putting them somewhere else; also we're reading a new book! A new media craze is sweeping the Disc, but nobody really seems to know or understand where it came from or why. Grab some banged grains and join us, won't you?
This week in the Disc-Course: the Hundred Years War, Break-My-Own-Kneecaps Dibbler, smile...
Published 06/01/22
Content warnings for this episode include: implications of child abuse, the inherent racism and misogyny of being a white British man, and human sacrifice and torture.
This week, everybody's favorite rat man Rincewind is back; now he and a young demonologist go on a time and space adventure and thwart the corporate legions of hell. It's not a very good book.
This week in the Disc-Course: a street rat starting a one man band, local water parks, Rincewind and Squeaky Voiced Teen, one of those...
Published 05/18/22
Content warnings for this episode include: animal body horror?, exploding buildings, violence (police and otherwise), drowning, and plummeting to ones death.
There are a million stories of short kings and big wives in the full frontal city of Ankh-Morpork, and this is just one of 'em.
This week in the Disc-Course: dragon beans, sodomy hedgehog, Chekov's Pond, wet good, IRA moments, inside jokes, they stoned a cloud, American Discworld, da waw, hype gremlin, shitheads by majority, toy of the...
Published 04/27/22
Content warnings for this episode include mind control, animal abuse, immolation, and abduction.
As we continue Guards, Guards, so too does the dragon king of Ankh-Morpork continue his ruinous reign, and progress demands sacrifice. Human sacrifice to be exact! And y'know what, as long as it's nobody we know, it's totally fine to throw people to the violent machine :)
Oh wait, it's Sybil? Aw, geez...
This week in the Disc-Course:the trial of Speepy, Dragonfuckers of Pern, sad lads, Tortured...
Published 04/13/22
Content warnings for this episode include: immolation, police violence, animal abuse, discussion of antisemitic tropes, and racism.
This week, as we continue Guards, Guards, RIP to the Elucidated Brethren, RIP to Vimes' career, and I for one welcome our new dragon overlord.
This week in the Disc-Course: the movie that kills you, [Death voice] I'LL BE IN THE CAR DUDES, a world without Italians, Johnny Liveforever, noir juice, pictures that Vimes took, a million blorbos, Karen moment, sad clown...
Published 03/30/22
Content warnings for this episode include: animal abuse and violence and alcohol use
At last all the pieces are coming together, and it's time for the great showdown between the dragon and the "rightful" king and--Oh, that's it? Over just like that?
This week in the Disc-Course: tired and horny, lolswampdragons, rendezvous, marry the dowager, Metroplex, L+Ratio+You're An Ape, wholesale pottery, Immortan Lizzie, reverse corndog, plumes, the Star Drive Zone, one man against nuggets, tragic...
Published 03/16/22
Content warnings for this episode include: alcohol abuse, burning and exploding buildings, police violence, minor bodily harm, very brief mention of worms in food, animal death, and brief discussion of real life bombings
This week as we continue Guards, Guards, the people of Ankh-Morpork are under fire as the Elucidated Brethren set in motion their totally real plan to reinstate the totally real king of Ankh. Who will step forth and slay this beast?
Not Vimes; Vimes gets his shit rocked when...
Published 03/02/22
Content warnings for this episode include: alcohol abuse, fantasy racism, police violence, and immolation
As we continue Guards, Guards, the gang's all here: Vimes, the saddest man in the world, Colon, the bumbling second in command, Nobby, just a little guy, and Carrot, the new guy who is doing The Most, and they're here to solve the dragon mystery. Yup, definitely gonna do that right after Carrot beats up a whole bar.
Also, we get to meet Sybil Ramkin.
This week in the Disc-Course: Big...
Published 02/16/22
Content warnings for this episode include: alcohol abuse, death, mentions of domestic and police violence, and immolation.
We did it; we finally got to Guards, Guards: The Vimes Factory. Unfortunately, not a lot of Vimes in this first installment, but we do get to meet the Disc's strongest himbo: Carrot. And also there's a secret society summoning dragons or something idk
This week in the Disc-Course: no ads, Terry is eternal, the dragon dimensions, learning nothing, Sad Towns USA, ye olde...
Published 02/02/22