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Content warnings for this episode include: mild existential dread, violence against animals and people, reanimated corpses, war and dying in war, body horror, explosion of a building/city, and discussion of misogyny and implied incest.
As we conclude Pyramids, uuhhh Teppic kills a pyramid, and everybody's narrative arcs come to satisfying conclusions just like always. Thanks Terry!
This week in the Disc-Course: the pickle defender, Christopher Lee voice, 6000 slutty slutty years, gay little...
Published 12/22/21
Content warnings for this episode include: mentions of organ removal, death, and discussion of animal abuse.
After a mostly unhelpful trip to the symposium, Teppic reunites with an old friend from Kill a Guy school and resolves to save his Kingdom while the armies of Tsort and Ephebe march to war. Meanwhile in the Old Kingdom, King Teppicymon and his new embalmer buddies start tomb raiding.
This week in the Disc-Course: the evil that is daylight savings, collecting your thoughts, scooby-doo...
Published 12/08/21
Content warnings for this episode include mentions of animal abuse, guns, body horror, incest, murder, castration, mob violence, and real world politics if you'd rather avoid it.
Now that the Old Kingdom is gone forever definitely, Teppic and Ptraci (and the greatest mathematician on the Disc) seek refuge in Ephebe where they make some new friends. Meanwhile in the Old Kingdom uh...there's a lot going on there....
This week in the Disc-Course: computer updates, eucalyptus napalm, comicool, a...
Published 11/24/21
Content warnings for this episode include discussion of stroke, amputation, racism, animal and human sacrifice, suicide and gun violence, imprisonment, blood, and implications of incest.
As we continue Pyramids, Teppic struggles to get his reign of the Old Kingdom started while Dios is determined to see the systems of power remain the same as they ever were. Also things are definitely going well at the pyramid factory; ALSO we meet Ptraci so there's finally a girl in this book!
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Published 11/10/21
Content warnings for this episode include: alcohol use, death and death related customs (autopsies, embalming etc.), we also do that real close talking to the mic thing a couple times if you don't like that
Following the death of the old king, Teppic returns home to the Djel to take his rightful place on the throne (I'm sure that'll go great for him). Meanwhile, Lord Teppicymon XXVII gets really into the Days of Our Lives of his former subjects.
This week in the Disc-Course: caged rock,...
Published 10/27/21
Content warnings for this episode include violence, accidental suicide, and brief discussion of dementia/alzheimers.
We're back for Pyramids, where we're introduced to our hero Teppic, heir to the Old Kingdom, as he takes his final exam at Kill a Guy School.
This week in the Disc-Course: Discworld Gaiden, wow cool name, Skyrim inventory, pass or "pass," the flashback zone, latchkey prince, stealth run, Cool Uncle Vyrt,ooo big stretch, professional atheist, cell exploding juice, don't murder...
Published 10/13/21
Hi everyone, thanks for your patience during our little break; please enjoy some good stuff from the past year of episodes :)
We'll be back starting Pyramids on October 13th, see you then!
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Published 09/29/21
Content warnings for this episode include brief violence, death, alcohol use, and animal attacks
As we finish Wyrd Sisters, the Duke's play comes to a farcical conclusion, Lancre gets a new king, and everyone lives or dies happily ever after. That's it. That's the book, goodbye.
Today in the Disc-Course: Getting up on stage and telling lies, Duke Felmet Miku binder, naturally gifted people, divers alarums, lead bones, director madness, knife puns, funky little humans, the play dimension,...
Published 07/29/21
Content warnings for this episode include [fantasy] racism and brief implied trans/homophobia, brief physical violence, mentions of insects, and pandemic discussion (if you'd rather avoid it)
The gang's all here this week for the penultimate chapter of Wyrd Sisters where *Kronk voice* Oh yeah, it's all coming together. Hwel works feverishly on his play about totally real and true events of Lancre history while he, Tomjon, and the lads, take a witch-aided road trip.
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Published 07/14/21
Content warnings for this episode include self harm, physical and verbal abuse, falling from great heights, and [fantasy] racism.
This week, the gang continues Wyrd Sisters sans Holly; Big City Granny does some big time magic, and we catch up with Tomjon on the mean streets of Ankh-Morpork.
Today in the Disc-Course: communal car driving, Rise and Grind (your hands), Duke Felmet's If I Did It, Granny Weatherwax: Round Earther, #FreeGreebo, real goth hours, selling a murder house, terrible...
Published 07/01/21
Content warnings for this episode include child abuse, self harm and mental instability, spiders and wasps, threatened physical torture, and sexual harassment.
We continue Wyrd Sisters and reveal the Fool's tragic backstory; also Nanny Ogg is taken prisoner by the Duke but she's not too worried about it. Granny on the other hand, extremely worried about the lack of respect for witches. Also lots of good sincere yet misguided Magrat antics!
This week in The Disc-Course: Officially funniest...
Published 06/17/21
Content warnings for this episode include discussion of self-inflicted wounds and body horror.
In our sophomore section of Wyrd Sisters, Duke Felmet continues on the road of "Witches are ruining my command of this country that I hate" while the witches discover that the country hates the duke so at least the feeling is mutual. They also summon a demon :)
This week in The Disc-Course: hundreds of episodes, evil pussy, handwashing mascot, porcelain bongs, your own personal lobster, book...
Published 06/02/21
This week our hosts start Wyrd Sisters; we're reintroduced to Granny Weatherwax, this time joined by Nanny Ogg who f***s and Magrat who doesn't know what f*****g is. The witches have a baby foisted upon them, the son of a murdered king; and things are downright Shakespearean.
This week in The Disc-Course: ugly babies, the Timothee Chalamet of thunderstorms, Assigned Nu-Metal at Birth, cringe grimoire, Julie will remember this, grand theft baby, just found out about death, exposition ghost,...
Published 05/19/21
This week Sourcery comes to a close, Rincewind and co. narrowly avert the Apocralypse! The four horsemen are there, the ice giants are there, the things from the dungeon dimensions are there, but unfortunately our hosts were less than thrilled.
This week in the Disc-Course: We've never been funny, warfuckers, fondly regarding Quirm, Where's the stank?, reading to your children, Discworld months, The Books, Cohen 2, proto-Good Omens, an island off the coast of France, Daddy Vorebucks, the...
Published 04/28/21
As we continue Sourcery, Rincewind and his rag-tag squad must face a deadly prank tunnel and escape the crumbling palace as the Mage Wars 2.0 start up. Meanwhile Sconner and the Boys try to burn down the library.
This week in the Disc-Course: Weird story perverts, Making up a guy to get mad at, Rincewind trans moments, stability wow, alligator escalator, martial lore, stop being a wizard, the baby war, Countess Common Terry, not very cash barbarian, your ideal woman, fried ape, Grandpa's...
Published 04/14/21
As we continue Sourcery, Coin's(?) reign of terror continues over the university, and we say goodbye to some beloved characters. Meanwhile, Rincewind and Conina say hello to the mismatched orientalist caricature that is the land of Klatch.
This week in the Disc-Course: Happy birthday Grandma, Vetinari remade, boat spells, book covers, Archchancellor Roku, the most posted in thread of all time, go web go, more Zlorfs!, The Diddler Era, some kind of toxicity, the archchancellor's thong, little...
Published 03/31/21
This week we're starting Sourcery, in which a young boy has unimaginable power bestowed upon him to exact his father's revenge on Unseen University. But more importantly, our wizzerd boi Rincewind is back, and he's here to babysit a hat on a globetrotting adventure!
Today in the Disc-Course: a Rincewind gaiden, feet, wwizard squared, Cats are nice, a merry chase, filler kids, Super-Archchancellor Chalmers, killer SEO, Ee or ai, Coin Incognito, dick joke speech, RIP Wayzegoose, van wizards,...
Published 03/17/21
Well that's all folks! Time to say goodbye to Mort who accidentally Became his boss; you hate to see it, and then had to Fight his boss; you love to see it. Also the reality warping dome thing gets resolved.
Today in the Disc-Course: fizzing veins, our wizard listeners, a hint of Keli, The Alphabet Murders, massive and pink, ironic death, the escalation of meme warfare, Sans Undertale, eldritch enemies, vegemite cult, definitely China, no inflation, absolutely twisted killing 8 emperors, My...
Published 02/17/21
As we continue to love and treasure Mort, our knee boy tries to dig up out of the hole he's gotten into; meanwhile, Death tries his hand at having Fun.
Today in the Disc-Course: Soul S*****r, aurora borealis, FEAR, Big Dog Theses, the keychain business, Citizen Keli, Love?, garbage fit, land drinks, killer skin care routine, roll them bones, Quil, morning boobs, patched in dysphoria, Capitaled Ism, summer of the zero suit, the saddest damn thing, goodbye retail, and the chamber of...
Published 02/03/21
At the halfway point for Mort, things are really picking up! Our young apprentice does some reaping and doesn't tell the boss about how he f****d up!! A Simpsons quote Every 30 seconds or your money back!!
Today in the Disc-Course: Werther's Estroriginals, college radio, foxy grandma, Buster Keaton Grim Reaper, illiteracy parabola, accidental royalist, pizza lore, fisherman Death, Cringe Dad, baby names, the history sweater, and scumble.
For those playing along at home: Read up to page 210 in...
Published 01/20/21
This week we begin Mort and are introduced to.....Mort! A bumbling kid adjusting to a position in the oldest profession--no, the other one--soul reaping.
Today in the Disc-Course: the first 70 pages of Mort (again), the lifetimer room, mid-eternity crisis, no beans, oboeshoes, fat cotton crisis, timer trauma, Mort Holefoot, Curry Time, John Mortlaney, Ysabel 2, Big Porridge, Zeno's Broom Paradox, AKAB, tiny pickles, oil slick elemental, sad glands, and comically crime ridden.
For those...
Published 01/06/21
Today we say goodbye to Equal Rites; in the thrilling conclusion, Granny and Archchancellor Cutangle must brave the grody river Ankh to recover Esk's staff; meanwhile, Esk and Simon face off against the creatures from the dungeon dimensions and learn that with magic, as with gender, the only winning move is not to play.
Today in the Disc-Course: F**k Julie, a real kid move, sorcer-lore, a magic duel, two kind of people, snake world, the icy lot, Holly's first word, a stern talking to, The...
Published 12/02/20
This week, we continue Equal Rites; Esk finds that the university isn't as great as she'd hoped, and Granny learns that big city living isn't as horrible as she assumed.
Today in the Disc-Course: the jeggings of podcasts, character descriptions, a take so bad, crone-credibility, frog livers and goat milk, a year's worth of muggings, the forbidden Cumbies, galaxy brain turtles, some kind of commentary, Good Boy University, glassblowing, boot talk, technically attracted to boys, Learning Should...
Published 11/18/20
This week we continue Equal Rites as Granny and Esk head out to the Big City (read: town with more than 12 people). Esk breaks out on her own for some magical hijinks and meets a professional Liar.
This week in the Disc-Course: Show me an egg, big grandma energy, stuck on pumpkin, illiteracy, transwitch gendercringe, pig son, shame purchase, Granny's ex, milk ape, bad at talking, the invention of lying, frisky mountains, walking in Zemphis, baby liar, AWAB, and Terry’s beef with the music...
Published 11/04/20
As we begin Equal Rites, a wizard seeks to pass on his power to a new generation, but wait *record scratch* he gives his powers to a girl?! *Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays * Anyway, here's what four trans people have to say about a cis man's gendered magic system!
Today in the Disc-Course: Animorphs and Gundam, Sexism is Cancelled 2020, the gender confusion glass, crunchpunk, Terry’s love of goats, boy juice, karma credit, the gang gets unstuck in time, yummy wizard meat, HRTTHCCBT, beating...
Published 10/21/20