Today we say goodbye to Equal Rites; in the thrilling conclusion, Granny and Archchancellor Cutangle must brave the grody river Ankh to recover Esk's staff; meanwhile, Esk and Simon face off against the creatures from the dungeon dimensions and learn that with magic, as with gender, the only winning move is not to play. Today in the Disc-Course: F**k Julie, a real kid move, sorcer-lore, a magic duel, two kind of people, snake world, the icy lot, Holly's first word, a stern talking to, The Trans Experience, Mr. Treatle said, basketball wizard, just don't use the nukes, As Told By Gemger, Gmod physics, and Cringe House. Check out the Extra Life here! For those playing along at home: Read up to page 77 in Mort (depending on your edition of the book), ending on the line: "Granny Weatherwax's Ramrub Invigoratore and Passion's Philter, Onne Spoonful Onlie before bed and that Smalle." ----- You can email us at [email protected], follow the show @thedisccourse on twitter, or find us in the phonebook under Zlorf! Our theme music is by Maxie Satan; find her on bandcamp at Pastel Hand Grenade. She rules. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.