It’s our first time on Rumble, & there’s a first time for everything, but there’s only one first time for anything; you never get to have a second first time. But why do radio veterans like Capt’n Max & suddenly find ourselves radio newbies? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! No, I'm not banned on Callin (though I'm still Banned on Facebook & fighting META in arbitration June 26: save the date). But Callin just shut down, making us radio...

Blooming in Spring 2024, this sapiosexual Gift of Gab Fest - broadcast live St. Paddy's Eve verging on the Vernal Equinox - is also our last Love Train or one of our last – on Callin, but no, I am not banned on yet another platform! Callin is being shut down by its corporate overlord (Rumble), making us radio refugees. But have no fear; FdR (Fuq Da Rich) will keep running, Bonoboville will keep humming, & we’ll keep spreading The Bonobo Way.  Warning: Explicit Conversations About...

Whether you loved, hated or slept through the President’s State of the Union, Go Bonobos for my State of the SEXUAL Union Address to the Nation for 2024 broadcast live on “Active Radio” with Hartley Pleshaw on WCAP-AM 980 where I break down the state of sex & politics in 2024 & take down the Christofascists (Hello Leonard Leo of the Federalist Society, powerbroker behind our Supreme Court fetishizing fetuses & eroticizing embryos, but once you’re born, you’re over the hill)...

On our first FDR of March 2024 we march into LoVE (not War) – through the terrible truth-illuminating fire of the Burning Soldier for Palestine, as well as rising anti-sex religio-fascism in America & around the world, & our legal fight Against META’s algorithmic normalization of dehumanization. (save the date for arbitration: June 26!) – marching for peace & freedom of speech, arm in arm with friends & lovers, singers & swingers, protesters & porn stars, ethical...

From the Capitalocene to the Bonobocene - with assorted horrors in between - the Love Train goes rolling along. There’s blood on the tracks from Zionist & Anglo-American war crimes - as Julian Assange – who exposed war crimes & whom we’ve supported since 2010 – is being tortured in prison...Free Assange! Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Is that a light at the end of the tunnel or a nuclear bomb exploding? Whatever it is, life goes on (for the...

    “Friends, Romans, Countrywomen, lend me your ears, I come to bury Valentine’s Day, not to praise it." My apologies to Shakespeare for twisting Marc Antony’s eulogy for Julius Caesar a bit as I open the Valentine Season with Februa Seasons Beatings with a little Valentine’s Day Foreplay to relax your defenses & wake up your senses, including your sense of history, specifically the history of Valentine’s Day which begins with Lupercalia and evolves into World Bonobo Day, both blessed by...

It’s The Bonobo Way or the Highway – to HELL... Because Capt’n Max and I would rather go bonobos than bonkers, preferring the Joys of Sex to the Horrors of War – or whatever you call Benny Net Nut Netanyahu's mad bombing fetish. The Zionists call it “self-defense,” but we see it for what it is: “genocide,” war crimes, HELL... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Nostalgic for simpler times, Max puts a penny on the track.  Better for our FDR Love Train to...

Riding FDR into a brand New Year with a Happy Nude Rear, Capt’n Max & I resolve to “Go Bonobos in 2024,” but our Peace Train turns into a Bullet Train in the Tunnel of Love, as we dodge the bullets & wily booby traps, finally coming out of the tunnel to Make Love Not War in 2024. Perhaps our bumpy ride portends a rough year ahead. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Even before we start, I hesitate to hop aboard, being a little under the weather,...

    Drum roll please... It’s the SUZY Awards!  Who won “Most Bonobo”?  How about “Hottest Cougar”? Who won the “Bonobo Courage” award? Who is the “Mozart of Sex”? Did YOU win a SUZY award or did you get the Block Curse Boobie Prize for your War Crimes or Assholery? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Whether or not you got what you wanted this holiday season, get ready for Capt’n Max & I to slide down your chimney with gifts (SUZY awards!) if you’ve...

Hanukkah's not so “Happy” as Israel's bombardment of Gaza is far too dark for even the world’s largest menorah to brighten. So, I sing a Hebrew prayer for Palestine as I light the Hanukkah candles for my “Anti-Zionist Hanukkah for Palestine the Victims of Henry Kissinger” on FDR, & I tell the Hanukkah Story, noting interesting parallels between Syrian Greek King Antiochus’ occupation of ancient Judea & Zionist Netanyahu’s occupation of modern Palestine, +between the Maccabees &...

Seasons Beatings! Pr. Max & I take the Gravy Train—still digesting Thanksgiving—or the Day of Mourning for the native tribal peoples of America who were slaughtered, their land stolen by the Pilgrims, as surely as the natives of Palestine are being slaughtered, their land is stolen by the Zionists of today. Thus—though I'm thankful for the heartwarming Israel/Hamas hostages-for-prisoners exchange, AND for the fabulous feast created by Chef Gideon—I generally prefer Spanksgiving to...

It’s our first ride on the Love Train since Capt’n Max’s 80th birthday & the 9th anniversary of The Bonobo Way (my 2014 bday gift to Max) so Max and I are celebrating with senior sex (it keeps you young!), medical fetish (the night nurse slipping into bed with the bday patient), bacchanalian parties, singing Christian callers & evocative reflections on 8 great decades of a bonoboesque life. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality! It’s also Naughty...

Flying over Full Moon on my Vibrating Broom, I deliver my spooky s3x-positive Ode to Halloween to spark the scene as well as our newest Bonoboville road, “Poet Avenue"... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!   So, it’s been 3 weeks since “Israel’s 9/11” when Hamas horrifically attacked Israel, & then Israel horrifically attacked Gaza, which it is still attacking & attacking… in a frenzy of atrocity after atrocity. On this FDR, I join the voices of...

It’s our first FDR of Kink Month 2023, so Capt’n Max & I are set to let our kink flag fly & recap the amazing Abby Martin’s art party, which we do—but that’s not all we do… Hours before showtime, Hamas attacked Israel, killing 100s of Israelis & taking dozens of hostages in what many call “Israel’s 9/11,” its bold ferocity demonstrating Israel’s breakdown in so-called “intelligence.” In response, Israeli forces are bombing Gaza, murdering 100s of Palestinians with vengeful vows of...

From Lauren Boebert’s push-up bra to John Fetterman’s hoodie, we talk about Senators & Congress members exercising their freedom of attire. How about togas like the Roman Senators wore (a caller proposes)? Then our U.S. Senators’ clothes might match the great Greco-Roman columns that adorn our Capitol, suggesting that we too live in a Greek-style democracy, which is really more of a Roman-style empire, pampering its patricians with tax cuts, obscene wealth & power, giving us plebeians...

Happy Self-Love September 2023! Join Capt’n Max, our Callin callers and I as we celebrate self-love all our fingers & toys. Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & S3xuality!  Modern s3x with partners can be complex, though some kind of s3x is vital to your health. What to do? Never fear! Solo S3x is here.  Bonobos love self-love as do other apes like us. It’s part of keeping the PEACE through Pleasure among primates. If we humans did it more often—without...

My urban X-pedition to the Urban X Awards mid-hurriquake for sex education’s sake flows through this show like a red-carpeted river of love. Praise be to the heroes of free X-pression in the center of today’s storms of repression.... Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality! Into the storm drops Trumpty Dumpty, Big Egg of the Trump Crime Family & Rico racketeering mob boss of the legal beagle Batman Villains Club, MAGAt cult leader, & leading Republican...

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 Our Vice views are climbing on a stairway of virtue - past 125,000 views!  Virtue? Yes, my phone sex therapy practice, Bonobo Way philosophy & bacchanals, all explored on Vice has many virtues... Though SOME commenters deplore my “wickedness”with the absolute certainty of the deeply ignorant, incurious, erotophobic & Christofascist. Such is the Apocalyptic battleground between ViCE & ViRTUE currently being waged in “Dr. Suzy’s Phone Sex Therapy” on Vice TV’s comment section, our...

   Our Vice TV piece has finally dropped with a huge splash in the YouTube ocean, creating ripples of love—& toxic tidepools of hate—around the world… Love us or hate us, we’ve garnered over 95.000 views with 1.5K thumbs-up in just four days! Thanks Vice TV for a job well done under duress—Vice went bankrupt, but was saved by George Soros! The result is that “Dial ‘O’ for Orgasm: Dr. Suzy’s Controversial Phone Sex Therapy” is a fantastic & unique documentary in many ways... though...

It’s a bumpy ride on the Bonoboville X-press which is still censored, disabled, terminated & X-terminated on all major social media X-cept on “X”… X? Yes, our beloved Tweety-bird has been X-ecuted by the world's richest man just to show us that he is X-tremely dumb. It’s X-hausting, & I feel as X-ploited by this (se)X-obsessed narcissist capitalist as anyone, but I'm still hanging in there, and at least I have FDR!  But just as I start this show, Capt’n Max gruffly X-presses that he...

Who are the worst censors—the Rightwing or the Left? Free Speech is under attack, but who causes more carnage & shuts down more Free Speech in today’s Battle of the Bans? The lunatic ammosexual Religiofascist Right or the faux-“woke” neoliberal corporate Left? In terms of sex, politics, war, peace, “freedom,” universalism, “bonoboism,” art or culture, & in the “commons”—that is, social media— our virtual public squares, who truly honors Free Speech?  Warning: Explicit Conversations...

All aboard the Love Train, but don’t cross that picket line! Strike against greed! Yes indeed. At this pivotal moment in Capitalocene history, many routinely exploited American workers in the WGA, SAG-AFTRA, UPS & other unions are on strike. On this episode of FDR, we support the good strikes (go unions!) & oppose the bad strikes—the military strikes, specifically the horrific clusterbombs. There’s also a war on words being waged against me &, of course, YOU. This is not a war OF...