It’s the Month of Masturbation & a Garish Coronation, but Ammosexual Incels are shooting up the Nation! How about Universal Health Care instead of all these Perma Wars & Company Stores, Bully Cops & Censor Bots & Guns, Guns, Guns!? Warning: Explicit Conversations About Politics, Culture, & Sexuality!  Why don’t we go The Bonobo Way instead of the Way of Gun?  So commences our royal ride with a volley of words from my latest Pro-Bonobo Anti-Gun manifesto, “Ammosexul Incels: A Primer”  Sadly, it is also timely, as just before broadcast, there’s another tragic mass shooting in Allen, Texas, which Governor Greg Abbot calls “unspeakable,” but that’s just because HE can’t speak about it with his mouth stuffed with NRA cash. But Capt’n Max & I speak about it here at the Speakeasy, along with several Callin callers, including Joe on Universalism, David on Bonobo Love vs Gun Violence, & Burt on how the Ammosexual Incels, worsened by economic inequity, are killing us. So goes our 100th F.D.R. (F*ck Da Rich) broadcast, an auspicious milestone which we don’t even realize on-air, as we’re too busy mourning the shooting victims & laughing at Tampax King Charles III’s gaudy Coronation, steeped in murderous, slave-trafficking British colonial history, the most eargasmic moment being Scottish Celtic fans singing “You Can Stick Your Coronation Up Your Arse!” Speaking of eargasms we celebrate Masturbation Month 2023 with praise for the mystery lady having a big orgasm at the LA Philharmonic performance of Tchaikovsky’s 5th Symphony. Also: Please No War with China! Coming up: the 50th anniversary 4k restoration screening of the historic film, Deep Throat  Also coming soon: our Bonoboville Reunion on VICE TV!  Go Bonobos for E. Jean Carroll’s winning case Against Lying, Denying Pussy-Grabber Trumpty Dumpty who incriminates himself in his own testimony!  Merry Masturbation Month 2023!  Be Bonobo: Make Kink Not War... Go Bonobos for Love!  Read more prose & check out all the great DrSuzy-Tv shows: https://drsusanblock.com/fdr-coronation-masturbation-ammo   Need to talk privately? Call Our Therapists Without Borders anytime: 213.291.9497. We're here for YOU.