Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack. The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice. Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying. Patreon Exclusive: Beep Count was a stand in on Observe and Report. Movie Summaries Trivia from last night's monthly event. Which pasta shape is the best? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are back in the mall as security guards with delusions of grandeur and an obsession with firearms determined to stop a perverted flasher from harassing their patrons, no matter what it takes. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Tyrese Maxey ripped the guts out of New York City in Game 6, so why didn't Philly extend him last summer? The Celtics NEED to close out the Heat tonight, so they can turn their attention to the 2006 level basketball being played in the Cavs/Magic series. Will James Harden carry over the momentum from his excellent end to Game 4? Will the Pacers continue to delay Doc Rivers inevitable vacation? Nuggets vs. Timberwolves...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Are LeBron and the Lakers facing a gentleman's sweep tonight in Denver? We get swept up in the concept of LeBron heading to San Antonio with Chris Paul to finally provide Wemby with some passing. Bronny can come too. Do the Heat have a chance to execute more Spoelstra superiority, or are the Celtics stumbles simply a sign of things to come? The Suns got broomed out of the Playoffs and Tom is trying to find the right trade for Kevin...

After weeks of more restrictive team challenges and hyper-specific assignments, the chefs get a chance to stretch their legs in an open-ended elimination challenge whose directive was … Chaos! fter all the chaos settled, two of the leading chefs found themselves on the chopping block with the threat that both might be sent packing.  Laura has emerged as a passive villain, while Savannah continues to build confidence, and Manny underwhelms after his strong start of the season, which seems like...

Zach and Mayes answer listener questions live on YouTube BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod...

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes We reflect on Wos' Wednesday performance and his apology for defending Joe Mazzulla, who refuses to adjust. Would you rather have a busy job or a non busy job? Why isn't booking streamlined for doctor's and dentists and why are we still paying rent by check? Mo nominates Eden for a very prestigious and important sociocultural role. We review the Shogun finale and reflect on some of our favorite parts of the season Patreon Exclusive: Eden recounts her good friend's...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Roy are headed into extra time where the next goal in the seventh game wins the Stanley Cup, what's the name for that situation again???? BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Daryl Morey and LeBron James are finally on the same team!! United in grievance against the association for Monday night's classic games. Do the Heat have a fighting chance to steal a game without Jimmy Butler? Would Zion push the Pelicans past the Thunder? Which team down 0-2 has the best chance to equalize the series? And what the hell is Joe Mazzulla talking about? Patreon Exclusive: The Big Problematic himself brings...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Athletic released their anonymous player poll, revealing some interesting opinions throughout the association. Rudy Gobert joins the show to explain why players had him outside the top 5 best defenders in the league and as the most overrated player by a wide margin. Who thinks Keldon Johnson is overrated? Who doesn't want to fight Thanasis Antetokounmpo? Is LeBron gaining momentum in the GOAT discourse? Patreon Exclusive: Playoffs...

Tom and Kevin discuss how much team competition is too much team competition on Top Chef, as the chefs again split up into two teams to come up with a progressive, 5-course meal befitting of a vintage supper club. The producers inject an edgy dose of conflict into the show when the the teams are restricted to just over $20 per diner, and chefs jockey over assignments. One chef emerges as an unwitting villain on the Green Team, while the Purple Team endures the Great Pineapple Shortage of...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Eden has returned from 5 days in Vegas and she's podcasting hurt, while Emily regales us with tales of Toronto. What were everyone's first screen names or email addresses? What was a movie you remember seeing in theaters as a kid? Zach has been cursed with friendship, making acquaintances left and right despite his best efforts to remain aloof, and everyone is perplexed. What is your favorite chore to do around the house? Talk show host rankings. Patreon...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the dad who stepped up, Roy Bellamy, after scoring tickets to the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals in Pittsburgh. The only thing that can stop these puckheads from having the best day ever is an unplanned interruption by disgruntled government employees. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Jontay Porter is banned from the NBA, with Adam Silver using him to send a message. But more importantly, what does his brother Curious Mike think about the whole situation? Will the Heat take Culture to the brink of elimination like last year, or will they topple hobbled Joel Embiid and the 76ers? Also the Hawks play the Bulls or some shit idk... Did the Lakers get lucky that Zion left the game in the 4th quarter? Or are...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom has completed his inaugural season with the Portland Trailblazers, and it's given him a newfound respect for the prep work required to commentate NBA games. They Playoffs have arrived! The seeding is set! Which first round matchups are the most intriguing and which one is headed straight to NBA TV? Our Third Eye is pulsating as the Lakers and Grizzlies were given extra time, and apparently no one noticed until after the game. What's the...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are challenged to compile a list of movies that they neither picked nor philed, but that one of the other two championed. To no one's surprise, Zach is leading the league in this category and has the most picks to choose from. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube!...

For all Tom and Kevin know, Wisconsin native Frank Lloyd Wright’s career might have been fueled by Pop-Tarts and Spaghetti O’s. But some of the architectural luminary’s best work can be found just a couple of blocks from where the Top Chef 21 chefs scavenge the aisle of the Whole Foods for their ingredients. This week, those chefs were asked to pay homage to Wright in a team challenge that stumped more than a few of them. The upside is some heightened tension in the kitchen and some incisive...

Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Eden wants to watch a Cinephobe recording for Science and Mayes think it's a bad idea. The gang goes 'back in my day' and gets Remy Niscent about the cheap, disgusting booze they used to partake in. When has someone literally gone too far over the line with parking spots? Love Question about screaming matches with your significant other COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Sign up for Underdog Fantasy Promo Code DING:...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are throwing over a hundred miles per hour and headed straight to the majors! So long as they get a letter certifying their mental health. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. The crew offers a brief recap of the Toronto live show activities, including Wos' provocative comments and Jerv's insistence on not being washed. The Timberwolves and Nuggets clash tonight in a matchup with serious implications for the 1 seed, but Nikola Jokic is nonplussed. The Bucks and Celtics made history last night, and Doc Rivers continues to deliver amazing quote after amazing quote. Patreon Exclusive: Torrey Craig...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! From the McDonalds All American Game to the SoHo House in Toronto, Tray has been traveling almost non stop and takes us behind the scenes of the planning that went into handing fries to Jalil Bethea during the dunk contest, as well as John Jervay haggling with weed dispensaries north of the border. As the NBA Playoffs loom, the Dallas Mavericks are ascending and Tom tells us why the Milwaukee Bucks are no longer serious threats at the...

Eden, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Beep Count The saga of the worst corner store on the face of the earth has come to a close, so Mayes opens up the archives to share a news report and music video chronicling some highlights. Could you date a smoker? Do you stop on road trips? What is your go to comfort food? Are there any movie genres that you don't enjoy? Patreon Exclusive: The state of movie theaters and Beep Count shares a personal anecdote and a theory about tv shows. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH...

Zach, Amin and Mayes get put on the first bus downtown and end up starring in a major Hollywood picture. They bond with their costar, seduce the leading lady, get pitched on a major IP franchise by a scenester director and climb all the way to the top of fame's fickle ladder before it comes toppling down. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at...

Tom & Kevin aren’t huge fans of hidden doors or cheese croquettes, but they love getting to the bottom of a good mystery -- like who’s to blame over the slippery floor this week in the Top Chef kitchen. This week’s Cheese Elimination Challenge didn’t produce any instant classics. One nice “nice fried ball” — as Gail Simmons artfully called the procession of croquettes — after another. Though the episode didn’t produce any or memorable dishes, it did what an early episode is supposed to...