Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you? Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager. Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes? Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen. The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching. We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame. Why do parents always have so much food in the house? Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax? How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe? Zach recounts when Olive Garden slid into his DMs in...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole? How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend? If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home? Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving! Patreon Exclusive: Picky Eaters, Mr. Robot & how long can you wait to post a picture? COUNT THE...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are detectives at the rainiest precinct in all of Los Angeles, hot on the trail of a serial killer called the Family Man. Or are they the Glimmermen, former CIA operatives with a preternatural ability to identify Russians, hot on the trail of their former handler? No, actually they're Steven Seagal, showing up in his own wardrobe, 2 hours late, after restocking on powdered deer penis in Chinatown. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here:...

It's a dirty job coming up with the worst forms of employment in Cinephobe, and the somebodies that have to do it are Zach, Amin and Mayes. Whether they don't make money, have bad benefits, don't offer upward mobility or straight up aren't real jobs, the only thing we know for sure is you don't want them. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach. Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays? Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling? Patreon Exclusive: Modern Technology in the Wild West COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are double dipping on 1997 Volcano movies as lava flows out of the La Brea Tar Pits and Tommy Lee Jones is given the power to command and control all the resources of Los Angeles. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to...

Eden, Zach & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions. Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind. Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts? Patreon...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike are putting the pod on alert! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG: @cinephobepod...

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings. After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today. We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video. Patreon Exclusive: Starting...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are putting together a team, a team of villains and antagonists that are the worst at what they do. They are annoying, display misguided business practices and find themselves outwitted and overmatched by heroes that they should wipe the floor with. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew. If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose? What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant? Patreon Exclusive:...

Zach, Amin, Mayes and Mike recommend you put the pod on alert. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or Spotify. Follow Cinephobe on Twitter, Instagram & Threads: CTD @countthedings IG:...

Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow! But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro. In less than 3 weeks since Woj's retirement, Shams has ascended to ESPN's Senior Insider role. We parse the language used in Woj's comments that may have...

Zach Amin and Mayes are deployed to Fallujah but end up in Mexico for this memorial day episode unlocked from the Patreon. Grab some tacos and cervezas, shove your arm into a cannon and pick out your favorite karaoke song... it's time to GIT R DONE. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube!...

Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick. Is this all about the money for Minnesota? Who is the most important Knick in the aftermath of the deal? And most importantly, how does Rudy Gobert feel? Chris Brickley has...

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear? What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone? Patreon Exclusive: Internet Friends, Moo Deng & the mystery of the Chicago Booze Cruise COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full...

Zach, Amin and Mayes don't play with the bad boys anymore as they track down that scallywag Stavros in their iridium lensed Oakley shades. Offense gets the glory - But defense wins the game! BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe!...

Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo. Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out of it, and rip Jayson Tatum's new tattoo. Patreon Exclusive: All Free This Week COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of unhoused ex-podcasters who love nothing more than hitchhiking across the country from seedy motel to seedy motel. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on Video. Subscribe to Cinephobe! Then Rate 5 Stars on Apple or...

Zach, Amin and Mayes make a playlist of the best Cinephobe episodes to listen to while you're traveling across Europe. In fact, Zach might be listening to one of these episodes right this instant, as he travels across Europe. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s...

Eden, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Eden and Mayes reminisce on early Mailbag nostalgia, back when there were 7 people on the call without video. Do you still search for new music? Would you drink a non alcoholic white claw? Would you mind an AI Darth Vader voice? Patreon Exclusive: Favorite cities outside the US + Would you live for eternity? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here:...

Zach, Amin and Mayes are bonding adamantium to their skeletons to withstand the onslaught of Weapon Xposition in this movie. In order to make this podcast indestructible, first we're going to have to do destroy it. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check out CT5s on...