We argue about the Bermuda Triangle, then Sam makes an embarrassing mistake. Sorry about the audio quality, Tom will be back in Sydney soon. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it possible to create the perfect relationship with algorithms? Are moral people just wimps? We answer these questions then we have an arguments about prams. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back! Apologies for the hiatus. We talk primary school bullies, Sam's emotionally manipulative mechanic and the Queen's untimely death. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We discuss World Idol, what you're morally obliged to do if a friend buys you a scratchie and it wins, and Sam (hungover) recaps Splendour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk Splendour in the Grass, LIV Golf (abridged version only) and then Sam has a revelation about the stand up tour he did in India.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk sunglasses, the casino and the Wild Wild West. Some of the coolest topics imaginable. Then Tim Hewitt makes an appearance and barely pays attention. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom and Sam stick up for conversations about the weather. Sometimes it can be fascinating and actually a great way to form a connection. We also propose a new kind of martial arts training. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells us what he'd do with a billion dollars. We explore the ins and outs of a smelly audience member at Guy Montgomery's special taping. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells us how he bombed at a fancy lunch. Tom decries the Wigglification of our society. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After some very controversial whispering, we've come crawling back with our tails between our legs. On the upside, here's another ep this week! The downside? It's us talking about whispering, which is arguably worse than whispering itself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We speak in small voices about how humans will soon be huge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sam tells the craziest heckler story I think I've ever heard? Also, maybe people who are good at sex are actually wizards? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk childhood misconceptions, Judge Judy and Liz Cambage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about every Australian Prime Minister from 1901 until now. Every single one. Why? It's a great question. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's an Election Special! We propose a new type of democracy, then do the ABC's political spectrum quiz.

We discuss Elon Musk buying Twitter, our options for World War III and a disturbing new sexual identity

We talk about murder, audio technicians, murdering audio technicians and Sam's Sunrise appearance.

We talk about a mistake Tom made on The Project, and some examples of terrible tattoos. We're back in a studio thank the lord.

We discuss The Slap and Sam tells of getting in trouble at the gym. Tom has Covid-19. Sorry again for subpar audio quality, this should be the last one like this.

Sam's in Adelaide so we reflect on it's reputation, along with Tasmania's. Apologies for the worse sound quality. We'll be back in a studio soon.

Sam witnessed a crime, and he's in the running to be the voice of a car. Tom experienced one of the most embarrassing moments he can remember.

Sam is in the Daily Mail. Tom is a revolutionary. Sam has Covid-19. 

We discuss Tom's new role as a tenant activist, and Sam tells of his trip down to Tasmania. 

Billy D'Arcy gives us the inside scoop on car parks and cricket delusion.

We talk The Wiggles' well deserved Hottest 100 win, how the development of tech isn't happening fast enough, and Tom reads a bad Airbnb review.