Here at TGTBTM, when we see aliens come down to Earth, we instantly get turned on, and it turns out... we aren't alone. Get ready for "Earth Girls Are Easy"! The film that is based on a song and is ripe with intergalactic sexiness and romance. Is Jeff Goldblum a true heartthrob? What is the name for the fake pubic hair actresses wear in movies to cover their vaginas? And what are your favorite cold cut sandwiches? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The...

When you ask Devon what film he wants to do for his birthday, he panics and says the first thing that pops to his mind... specifically, the scene where Jim Carrey crawls out of a robot rhino's butthole. What better way to spend his birthday than with the boys talking about an actor that Lukas hates. Which family member of one of ours thinks this is the funniest movie ever made? Does Devon think Babe Ruth is a white man or black man? And is it morally correct to play the football game '500'...

The year is 1957, the Cold War is in full action, and a giant robot voiced by Vin Diesel crashes on Earth and befriends a boy named HOGARTH? And throw in a birthday with returning guest, Carter, and it all adds up for a spicy recipe for an episode about the 1990's animated film, "The Iron Giant". If a gun had feelings, would it want to be a gun? Are widowed women more than their dead husbands? And would a young boy rather have a giant robot friend or hit dingers in baseball? Tune in this week...

Kiss goodbye to the downtown spook boys and the heads of all your loved ones. We are finishing the month with our masterpiece, "Hereditary", which is definitely NOT directed by Robert Eggers. How many times while watching the movie did Brandon say "I'm done" because he was too scared? Who is the other Paul Revere? And was Devon jealous that we had girls over on our auction episode? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S....

What if a chair could kill you? That's the big question posed in this week's episode as we go back to our roots of reviewing B-movies. Go down under to New Zealand, but stay far away from chairs and Francesca, because she probably has a restraining order on you. What is a Dybbuk? Are Jewish Rabbis the scariest aspect of this film? And how many push-ups did Brandon do at work? Tune in to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these...

Based on the movie poster, this should be the scariest film of all time, but instead of giving Brandon nightmares, it gave him the 'ick'. Welcome to Van Helsing! It is the undead monster hunting action packed adventure movie full of bad accents. Why are baby vampires born in giant hanging ball sacks? Is Frankenstein's monster always on his own quest just a little further out in the water during a vikings funeral? And how did we come up with the name Gaybraham Stroker? Tune in this week to...

(whispers) Downtown Spookboys (Thunder crash)! The oldest themed month for the podcast is back, and we are ready to take on spooky movies, and sadly, sequels to bad movies. Get ready to have Tigger and Owl join the fun as they murder some folks in the 100-acre woods with Pooh and Piglet in meta-film. Are you excited about the Poohniverse? Which killer animal sure says "Bitch" A LOT? And what do you use as chopsticks during baby hibachi (where you eat babies)? Tune in this week to find out...

The sharks have stopped eating her internet, and Kellee is finally able to join for her birthday episode, only 4 weeks late. Get ready for Brandon's 2nd favorite film of all time, "Little Miss Sunshine". How do we feel about children beauty pageants? What male name invokes cock sucking themes? And why do French Horns make Brandon cry? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these links to stay connected with...

If you love Lord of the Rings, but just done badly, then we have the episode for you. Get ready for the action packed, Long Island Magician having fantasy film starring Jason Statham. Why call your main character Farmer? Can a boomerang be a good weapon? And what is a Frube? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these links to stay connected with TGTBTM Discord: https://discord.gg/rKuMYcKv Youtube:...

Have you ever thought to yourself, "Hey! I love this classic family friendly masterpiece of a film with talking animals, but, I kind of wish there were more graphic death scenes and despair"? Well then look no further than the divisive sequel to "Babe" by the acclaimed director George Miller. Which favorite critic said this was their favorite film of 1998? Is this a suitable film for children? And can you show a dog being simultaneously hung and drowned? Tune in this week to find out all this...

We watch a movie that asks the question, what if you were shallow, but hypnotized, but still shallow? That movie is none other than Shallow Hal! Join us and Jack Black in his first major leading role as he falls in love with women based on their inner beauty and not just looks (even though he sees them differently than how they appear). Does Jason Alexander need a tail? What's the difference between your true self and real self? And how much does Schindler's List change if it is Shallow...

What happens when you take a Walt Disney Land amusement park ride, and turn it into a movie? You get The Country Bears! Join Beary on the task to save Country Bear Hall by getting the band back together, all while thwarting the nefarious banker, Christopher Walken. Carter is in town, so will he join the podcast this time? What happens when you get out of the car in the middle of a car wash? And who has the best Walken impression? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on...

The time is here! The place is now! The boys are back in town. And how! Tune in as we celebrate season 10 with none other than a bracket, an award show, and a surprise guest wearing a paper maché head. Does the winner of the bracket also win best picture? Did Seth end up having Covid? And what happens when you rawdog an earphone in your ear without the rubber tip? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these links...

It’s time for the most anticipated and most ambitious episode we have ever done! It’s time for a Lukas’ lead, auction style, birthday episode. And for his BIRTHday, we are all talking and thinking about Birth. You won’t be the only ones figuring out how an auction based movie podcast works, but trust us, it works. What does is mean to be fungible? How many times is Brandon silenced during the episode? And what did Kevin Durant tweet at Scarlett Johansson in 2011? Tune in this week to find out...

The age old question can finally be taken seriously...Did China love this? If you are a fan of "Kung Fu Panda", this is literally the made in China knockoff. Get ready for subpar graphics, terrible voice acting from Jon Heder, but surprisingly well choreographed fight scenes. What is the difference between acrobatics and kung fu? What are considered bad words in the official faith based reviews? And why won't Rocky put his hands up and defend for the first 6 rounds of boxing. Tune in this...

Just because she had a baby doesn't mean she can't join the podcast! Welcome back Marina for her birthday episode and a guilty pleasure comedy favorite. Who does Marina often confuse Jason Sudeikis with? What is Brandon doing every morning at 5:30 with Marina's breast pump? And what exactly is a dick bib? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check out these links to stay connected with TGTBTM Discord:...

About freaking time! If you know bad movies, you know the name Neil Breen, and we are finally doing one of his notorious films. Does us being very similar in a lot of our ratings recently make us more credible film critics? Is it the right move to show your ball sack as the lead actor and writer, director, and producer of the film? And what in the world is an auction based movie review podcast? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The...

How would you feel if you died, and then in the afterlife, you just had to continue your job on Earth? Well you are in luck, unless you are a Boston Police Officer, because then you join the R.I.P.D. Dive into a movie that is almost "Men in Black", and is almost "Ghostbusters", but not as good as either. How do we feel about Ryan Reynolds? Is Slim Pickens one of the best names of all time? And what is our favorite breakfast combo (main, style of egg, meat, style of potato)? Tune in this week...

Seth is back for a big birthday boy bash! And he picked an all-time favorite for him and Lukas called "Frank", a surrealistic take on art and mental health all wrapped up into a paper machè mask. Who is behind the mask all along? If Lukas loves Robert and this film so much, he's definitely on it, right? And what happens when the British unleash their stealth bombers on Paul Revere? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S....

You requested more Devon, and we made it happen! Devon is here, with his girlfriend, Emily, as a guest, and because we did a movie of his choosing, he promised he would be on 3 additional episodes. And the movie he picked brings us to the creators of Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite for a wacky sci-fi fan-fiction world filled with surrealism humor and actions. Will Devon actually make it to 3 more recordings in a row? How do you treat yeast infections? And does Brandon truly look like Lord...

Another year, another birthday film that is recorded nowhere near Alex's actual birthday. All that aside, let's talk about teenage mental health and the wacky and zany characters you find inside the adult psychiatric ward. Is this a proper portrayal of mental health issues? When was the war? And what would a laugh track of all Grimace's on an offensive line in football sound like? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on "The Good, The Bad, & The Movies"! P.S. Check...

Get ready for a Movi-E! To finish off our space sluts month, we blast off into a modern space masterpiece and animation classic in "Wall-E". Listen in as we discuss an animated film that pushed the boundaries of animation in terms of visuals and cinematography to achieve it's stunning look. How many times can we end a word with '-E'? Why can't Mongo the movie cat review movies this week? And where does Dr. Pepper rank in soda sales? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but only on...

He's Back x3! We've got the return of Seth, Robert, and director David DeCoteau all in one episode. In a film that Brandon thought was space related, we instead end up in a post-apocalyptic, secret alien-run arctic cadet training base, with tons and tons of shirtless dudes and boobs to go around. What are Seth's true thoughts on our season-long sponsorship? Does this movie invoke famous directors like Ridley Scott, Stanley Kubrick, the Wachowski sisters, etc.? And how does a time-share...

Another episode with guest Jordan, another movie starring Taylor Kitsch. Prepare for John Carter, the 2nd highest budget film at the time of its release. If you get lost trying to differentiate Tharks, Therns, Jeddaks, Woolas, Zodanga, and Sab Than, you are definitely not alone. Is John Carter a good name for a film? How does Lukas feel about the music in Baz Luhrmann's "The Great Gatsby"? And how long is too long to go without pooping? Tune in this week to find out all this and more, but...