“I was walking along one day and fell over and a man helped me up to say nice tea cosy and so I continued down to the pond and stopped by the water and and found an old spoon that I used to dig and dig at the dirt until I got thirsty and then I took the spoon to the pond and used it to flick water on my hair so that it would trickle from my hair into my skull and tell my brain to not make me thirsty anymore but my brain said FINISH YOUR FAVA BEANS OR NO DESSERT so I put my hand under my armpit and ate the fava beans from dinner last night and stuck one up my nose but not in my ears because I wanted to listen to GARN TROPPO.”
Louisa's Gay Sore-Spot via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
05/30/20