"The subtext is so loud it's all you see on the screen" This week’s hottest movie is... I Saw the TV Glow. This movie has everything: eerie late-night broadcasts, friendships forged in the flicker of static, and a metaphor so obvious it is impossible to miss. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when the line between TV and reality gets scrambled, tune in to this wild ride. We’re joined by the fantastic Joe Kaye (@joecharleskaye) to help us unpack this mind-bending tale—so grab your popcorn...

"His leg's didn't seem all that long" This week’s hottest movie is... LongLegs. This movie has everything: a serial killer, detectives who solve crimes by flashlight alone, and cryptic notes that look like they were written by a the Zodiac. You’ve got unsettling alleyways, ominous shadowy figures, and a murder mystery so twisted it could use a chiropractor. If you’re into spine-tingling thrills with a side of legroom envy, you won’t want to miss our deep dive into LongLegs! Help Support our...

"I almost shit myself" This week’s hottest movie is... Alien: Romulus. This movie has everything: acid-spewing xenomorphs, a terrifying spaceship, and space colonists whose survival instincts are questionable, at best. Join us, alongside Chris Demarais from Good Morning From Hell and Tales for the Stinky Dragon, as we unravel the extraterrestrial chaos and fight to keep our lunches down! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell...

"On the wings of love!!!!" This week's hottest movie is... Lisa Frankenstein. This movie has everything: reanimated corpses, Cole Sprouse as a Victorian boyfriend, and neon-lit graveyards. Plus, Lisa gives her undead crush a makeover that involves spray paint and a leather jacket—because, Colin, what’s true love without a little body modification? If you love movies that blend campy horror with teen romance, you’ll probably love this one. We hope you at least love our episode on it. Help...

"The one where Paige watched the wrong movie" This week's hottest movie is... Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers. This movie has everything: creepy old houses, chase scenes in an attic, telepathy, and a scene where Dr. Loomis literally uses a child as bait to trap Michael. There’s also a mysterious ‘Man in Black’ who keeps lurking around, setting up more sequels than anyone asked for. We hope you enjoy this hilarious look at Halloween 5! Help Support our HV...

"It's Blade, Ryan Reynolds, and Jessica (not Alba). " This week's hottest movie is... Blade: Trinity. This movie has everything: a vampire apocalypse, a wisecracking vampire hunter, and a laser bow. Oh, And did I mention Dracula shapeshifts and runs shirtless through the desert? If you love vampire hunters who 30 seconds of screen time loading songs on to her first generation iPod during fights, you’ll enjoy the hell out of this wild movie. Help Support our HV...

"A Movie so Mikey that Mikey had to guest" This week's hottest movie is... Phantasm III: Lord of the Dead. This movie has everything: brain-drilling silver spheres, undead looters, psychic links, and Reggie the ex-ice cream man wielding a quad barrel shotgun. If you love action-horror with a side of dimension-hopping, you’ll adore this crazy movie. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter...

"Who let this dude have a daughter?!?" This week's hottest movie is... Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare. This movie has everything: exploding heads, dream demons, and Freddy Krueger wielding a Nintendo Power Glove. There’s even a surprise family reunion—because guess what? Freddy has a daughter! If you love movies that don’t know if they want to be horror or comedy, you’ll love this crazy ride. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode?...

"Did they person who wrote this movie not know what Scat is?" This week's hottest movie is... The Faculty. This movie has everything: parasitic aliens, caffeine-based drugs, mind controlled athletes , and Jon Stewart as a possessed biology teacher. Plus, Josh Hartnett’s character, Zeke, is a god. (AKA Seal Team One). If you love movies where a ragtag group of teens team up to save the world, you'll love The Faculty. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you...

"Freaky Friday the 13th" This week's hottest movie is... Freaky from 2020. This movie has everything: body swaps, murderous mayhem, high school drama, and Vince Vaughn acting like a teenage girl trying to dodge death by midnight. If you love a mix of slasher kills and laugh-out-loud comedy, you’ll love this movie and episode. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The Faculty...

"Sebastian Stan is doing the most and I love it" This week's hottest movie is... The Covenant from 2006. This movie has everything: family secrets, shirtless brooding, and powers that age you like old cheese. It's a wild battle between two rich kids that feels familiar but also extremely inaccessible in the best way possible. We loved this crazy movie and hope you will too. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

"Jason spends zero actual time in hell" This week's hottest movie is... Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday. This movie has everything: exploding heads, a gremlin heart, and a cameo from Freddy Krueger’s glove. Plus, there’s a magical dagger that can actually send Jason to Hell—because apparently, all this time, Jason’s been more Supernatural than Slasher. Join us, and our resident Friday the 13th expert Jonathan Watkns, while we break down Jason Goes to Hell. Help Support our HV...

"There is a killer on the dance floor" This week's hottest movie is... Prom Night from 1980. This movie has everything: disco dancing in a school gym, a masked killer with a shiny axe, high school secrets, and Leslie Nielsen as the school principal who’s way too calm while bodies pile up. Please enjoy our breakdown of this wild movie. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: The...

"A Movie so bad ass it became every popular video game" This week's hottest movie is... Battle Royale from 2000. This movie has everything: explosive neck collars, psychotic schoolgirls with scythes, emotional breakdowns, and a teacher who’s committed to the brutal murder of his students. If you like you horror's chalked full of metaphor coupled with badass imagery you are going to love this movie. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode?...

"Tina is a Shakespearian level character" This week's hottest movie is... The Final Girls. This movie has everything: time travel, scream queens, machete-wielding maniacs, tearful mother-daughter moments, and a killer that is on the hunt for boobies. If you love genre-bending films with a heartwarming twist, you'll lovre this movie and episode! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up...

"This movie has weird values" This week's strangest movie is... Knock at the Cabin. This movie has everything: A cabin in the woods, harrowing choices, and a real "will they/Won't they" about whether they will allow this family to live. Enjoy our episode on Knock at the Cabin. Help Dan Kirk: (GoFundMe): https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-dan-kirk-with-als-medical-expenses Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

"It's like Paige can't get enough Dick Ripping Movies" This week's hottest movie is... Hostel: Part II from 2007. This movie has everything: deranged businessmen with a taste for blood, attack dogs trained to murder Todd, and a twisted auction that makes it clear that anyone with a bigger bank account can save themselves by killing you. it's a scary movie with a terrible message about class. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell...

"It's a weird gory porno" This week's hottest movie is... Piranha 3DD from 2012. This movie has everything: a sexy water park called 'Big Wet,' a stepfather so evil and horny you'd think he was a thorn from Maleficent rose garden, and fake legs that really kick. This movie is so wild it's amazing we weren't just shouting at each other for the entire time. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter...

"It's Spooky Law and Order" This week's hottest movie is... The Exorcism of Emily Rose from 2005. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, Cat Attacks, and a dad who gets Horse kicked. This movie laughs in the face of our legal system and makes up it's own rules. And we love it. We are also joined by the one and only Michael McMillian (True Blood/The Hills Have Eyes 2). Enjoy! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us...

"It's a weird Indiana Jones Horror Movie" This week's hottest movie is... The Nun 2. This movie has everything: haunted catacombs, demonic possessions, and a heroic Sister Irene, once again facing off against the terrifying Valak. If you are into Goats and haunted magazine stands you are gonna love it! Also. this episode features Sammy Smart, and how could you not love that! Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

"I'd kill everyone in this building to charge my son's iPad" Join the gang this week, and very special guest Eli Bosnick (from God Awful Movies) as we break down The Exorcist: Believer. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, eerie séances, and a cameo by the iconic Linda Blair as Regan. We hope you enjoy this 2 and a half hour look at this wild Exorcist Sequel. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin:...

Join the gang as they welcome Rachel Scanlon to dive into the chilling 2024 religious horror movie "Immaculate."

"Dance like your life depends on it" this movie is a horror-comedy thrill ride about a group of kidnappers who get way more than they bargained for. This movie has everything: a ballet-obsessed vampire child, a haunted mansion, mismatched kidnappers, gallons of blood, and a series of twisted dance recitals. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter Instagram Up Next: Immaculate (2024) See Privacy...

"Your biggest fear just got bigger." Join the gang this week as we break down a low-budget creature feature about a spider. This movie comes from Australia, a place where they know exactly how dangerous spiders can be. But, of course, the filmmakers want the spider to be scary. And for Australians to find a spider scary, it HAS to come from space. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode? Tell us @HorrorVirgin: Facebook Twitter...