#21 Nickelback is Not Metal   This Month: dads like dance too, rude camping etiquette, and how do you explain an orgasm is to a child? The wickedly funny James Barela, Jake Silberman, and Becky Braunstein join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com.   Date: July 2019

"Don't Touch That Knob!"   This Month: "moo moo magnet" sadness, aliens do exist, and the best practices to follow for free lunches! Panelists Kirsten Kuppenbender, Chris Johnson, and Simon Gibson join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: June 2019

#19 Public Service Announcement: Your Keys Are in a Bush on 49th and Sandy Coffee blockers, the poopy pickle bucket, and a remorseful hot sauce thief. Featuring Wendy Weiss, Jeremiah Coughlan, hilarious podcaster Randall Lawrence and host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com! Date: May 2019

This Month: Fashionable crack dealers, hand washing etiquette, and "stop playing that goddamn slide whistle!" Panelists Adam Pasi, Dylan Carlino, and special guest Andy Iwancio (Seattle) join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: April 2019

This Month: High school janitor pranks, masturbating roommates, and always check the crotch of your pants before selling them. Panelists Ben Harkins, Stephanie Patricio, and special guest Dino Stamatopoulos (Community, Moral Orel) join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: March 2019

This Month: Stop staring at my house, stop peeing in the sink, and stop bringing your pet snake to the bar! Panelists Dan Weber, Corina Lucas, and Mohanad Elshieky join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: February 2019

This Month: Bikini baristas, sexy demon babies, and if you'd leave my panties in the dryer, that would be great. Panelists Hunter Donaldson, Elena C. Hayden, and Steven Wilbur join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: January 2019

This Month: Sociopathic doughnut biters, narcissistic dudes named "Moon Butter," and celibate Christian funk bass players. Panelists Shain Brenden, Neeraj Srinivasan, and Dylan Jenkins join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: December 2018

This Month: Masturbating roommates, cheap-ass cone lickers, and people who have threesomes... with their shoes on? Panelists Nariko Ott, Amanda Arnold, and Marcus Coleman join host Kate Murphy to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: November 2018

The I, Anonymous Show Episode #12 Erotic Blackhead Popping This month: "Kids asking about my dick size," "How DARE you park in front of my house," and "F**k youuuu, famous Hollywood actor!" Panelists Katie Nguyen, Brandon Lyons, and Jason Traeger join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Submit yours at portlandmercury.com. Date: October 2018

This month: Breaking up via birthday cards, “touching my roommate’s soft, white buns, and “I put wieners in my mouth, Karen! Okay?!?” Panelists Wendy Weiss, Amanda Lynn Deal, and Kate Murphy join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.

This month: "I Catfished My Boss," "BTW, You're Inhaling Spider Legs," and solid advice on how to handle a really big dick. Panelists Corina Lucas, Monica Nevi, and Thomas Lundy join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Date: August 2018

Witchcraft at McDonalds, steam room pickup lines, and Sting doesn't wear deodorant (allegedly)! Panelists Mohanad Elshieky, Katie Behrens, and Jason Rouse join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Date: July 2018

This month: Movie shushers, Airbnbs as sexual Disneylands, and Caitlin is the subject of an I, Anonymous submission (uh-oh)! Panelists Dylan Jenkins, Luke Severeid, and Katie Nguyen join host Caitlin Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Date: April 2018

Vigilante luggage handlers, toilet paper police, and a VERY (too?) personal confession from the audience! Panelists Nariko Ott, Shilpa Joshi, and Milan Patel join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. Date: March 2018

Squirrel murderers, gynecological burps, and... emotional support peacocks? Panelists Jeremiah Coughlin, Erin Ingle, and Neeraj Srinivasan join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.

Santa lap barriers, co-worker menstruation, and crimes against the Car2Go community. Panelists Julia Ramos, and Sarah X Dylan and Greg Nibler of Funemployment Radio join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants. 

Ordering dildos for strangers, self-loathing trolls, sock fetishists, and “prison facts!” (Yes, apparently you can purchase Crocs in prison!) Panelists Barbara Holm, Shane Mauss, and Aaron Woodall join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.

Impolite Craigslisters, making “fun shapes” with bologna, and the human tragedy of moaning roommates and bus vomit. Panelists Brandon Lyons, Kate Murphy, and Jason Traeger join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.

Wearing fedoras on a nude beach, putting dog poop in compost bins, and “can you please not jerk off in my front yard? Thank you.” Panelists Amanda Arnold, Alex Rios, and Tyler Schnupp join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.

Hidden camera concerns, the difference between Dr. Pepper and Dr. K, and—“Oh, oh. My co-worker is on a fetish site.” Panelists Matt Monroe, Nick Sahoyah, and Shain Brenden join host Caitlyn Weierhauser to dissect YOUR most insane (and anonymous!) confessions and rants.