This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Are you sitting down? It's the Finale of DYKE DAWGS! That's right, all good things must come to an end. Nikki finished the series with a mystery, some improv and, wait? A podcast, in a podcast, in a podcast!?  You decide what happened to Murphy and Diesel. Then, stick around for the therapy session you'll need. This episode of The Doctor Will See You Now will ground you back to reality. Monte hits us with an optimistic patient who shows us therapy really does work! Dr. McGray reminds us...

On this episode of DYKE DAWGS! written by Monte, Murphy has bad news about the ranch and Diesel has some big news about her personal life. Nobody saw any of this coming! There's a few improv moments, can you guess what they are? Then stick around for a more dramatic story. Ever wished you had a nympho for a partner? Nikki gives you some insight into the reality of dating a nymphomaniac on this episode of The Doctor Will See You Now. 

On this episode of The Lesbian Fiasco, Nikki has Murphy making the national news, Diesel finding out her IQ isn't breaking any records, Murphy losing someone very special and Diesel recounting her most recent sexcapades. Brace yourself for part 2 of The Doctor Will See You Now. Things get serious when Monte writes about Dr. Patricia McGray's 3 o'clock patient who manically vents about her life. Work, breakup, family...Ash leaves no agitating thorn unpricked.

Written by Monte, we begin with DYKE DAWGS! Listen along as they talk about winning an award, respond to fan mail, discuss the Barbie movie and Diesel goes to church?? Bonus points if you can guess which parts are improv! Then Nikki starts a brand new story, The Doctor Will See You Now. Laugh, cry, feel second-hand embarrassment as you follow along on the journey of psychologist Dr. McGray's therapy sessions. In this session Lila has a breakthrough, but not before things get a little "s****y".

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Strap on, I mean, strap in for a wild ride on this episode of The Lesbian Fiasco. In part 8 of U-Haul Time Machine, Monte takes Nik & Marti on a mind bending journey with a rad twist ending, leaving you to decide...What just happened!? Hang tight, Nikki has Murphy and Diesel singing sweet nothings on this hilariously awkward episode of DYKE DAWGS.

Take a mind bending ride with Nik and Marti during part 7 of U-Haul Time Machine. Who needs psychadelics when Nikki has these two spinning at light bending speeds? Then, catch up with DYKE DAWGS, episode 5. Monte updates us on Murphy's and Diesel's lives post pride celebrations. Murphy makes a special announcement and Diesel comes clean about a recent sexcapade that left her feeling a bit uneasy.

Monte re-writes the universal language of tomorrow in part 6 of U-Haul Time Machine. Follow along while Nik and Marti realize Pride celebrations are way different in the future! Don't move a muscle, stick around for episode 4 of DYKE DAWGS, written by Nikki. Murphy and Diesel have a special Pride announcement that'll have your sides aching and tummies grumbling. Fun fact: Did you know there's improv in the last 3 episodes of DYKE DAWGS? Are you Dyke Pups keen enough to figure out which parts...

PRIDE FIASCO! Lesbians, strippers, robots!? Oh my! In part 5 of U-Haul Time Machine, Nikki sends these two time traveling U-Haulers to a Pride celebration in....heaven? And don't move a muscle because Monte has this episode packing! Find out what Muphy and Diesel have up their, ahem, sleeves for Pride, in part 3 of DYKE DAWGS! Happy Pride everyone!

Take a wild ride with Nik and Marti. Monte sends these two on a trip they'll never forget. Two important questions...will these two ever get home and will they ever get that taste out of their mouths?? Don't go anywhere, you won't want to miss the 2nd episode of DYKWDAWGS, written by Nikki. She has these two taking on proud boy's and having unexpected short term situatonships.

Tag along on this rad stoner adventure with Nik and Marti in episode 3 of the U-Haul Time Machine, written by Nikki. Wait, did they invent fire? You be the judge! Then stay tuned for the first episode of DYKE DAWGS! That's right, Monte created a podcast within a podcast. These two ol' school, flannel wearing, dildo advice giving dykes have a lot to say! 

This episode will have you on the edge of your seat! Nikki brings Lesbico Match Pt.7 to a surprise ending when a character from another story shows up. No one could have predicted this dramatic ending!  Don't go anywhere, chill with Nik & Marti in Uhaul Time Machine, Chapter 2. Monte takes these two clumsy burnout buds on a ride they'll never forget.

In this episode Monte gives Luciana the mic, who takes drastic measures to control the chaos that is Simonetta in Lesbico Match Part 6.  Following, Nikki opens up a new chapter.  Oh wait, can it be?  Yes, it’s true!  Finally, a U-Haul makes it into The Lesbian Fiasco, in U-Haul Time Machine.

This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Nikki and Monte, from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!

Monte brings Accept Your Cookies to a shocking end with a flirtatious Judge in a dramatic courtroom battle. You won't believe the verdict!  Don't adjourn yet, because Nikki starts Part 5 of Lesbico Match with a hot beginning that cools down quickly when an unexpected visitor arrives and makes things very uncomfortable.

Part 8 of Accept Your Cookies, Nikki makes sure Sarah gets what's coming for her.. but wait, is Sarah really to blame? Follow along closely, things aren't always what they seem!  The night is still young so stick around because Monte gives us some awkward, sweet and steamy moments when Devon gets more than she bargained for in this episode of Lesbico Match.

Accept Your Cookies couldn't get any crazier? Monte accepted that challenge and prevails in this mind bending story! Meanwhile, Nikki continues the rom-com as the love triangle gets even more crowded in Lesbico Match.

Do hard time in part 6 of Accept Your Cookies, written by Nikki. Stick around to find out who's the match in part 2 of Lesbico Match, written by Monte.  Will there be a prison break?  Will there be a match?  Hit play, to end the mystery!

This episode is a break from our usual series.  You will listen to two complete tales written by Nikki & Monte, from beginning to end.  Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa! 

Join us for episode 5. Monte locks us up in a prison cell of emotions during part 5 of Accept Your Cookies. Will you laugh? Will you cry? Will you angry scream into a pillow? Yes. Then wind down and take a deep breath. Relax as Nikki gently eases you into a rom-com Holiday love story, in part 1 of Lesbico Match. 

Monte takes us on a Night Call in this dark twisted new story.  It'll have you howling for sure!  But first Nikki catches us up on Sarah and Meghan’s saga in Accept Your Cookies.  You thought things couldn’t get more dramatic between these two?  You were hella wrong.

Grab your tissues and maybe your vibrator, depending on what you're into. This episode of Georgia Heat's twists and turns are sure to take you on a roller coaster of emotion. Don't worry though, because Accept Your Cookies will bring you right back to the bizarro world that is your life!

Continuation of the two stories Goergia Heat and Accept your Cookies. The twists may have you questioning life as you know it.

Get hot down in Georgia at Sullivan Manor & close Siri's ears, you don't want to give her any ideas...