Episodes
The boat is a-rockin' and who does Monte have a-knockin' in this final episode of Hush Hush? Listen and finally uncover the mystery! Then in the finale of Les Sapphire, written by Nikki, endings bring new beginnings. Grab your tissues for this tear jerker!
Published 11/14/24
This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!
Published 11/01/24
Published 11/01/24
In this episode Nikki gets us started with Hush Hush, and it's not just the approaching storm getting this boat a rockin'! Then Monte rocks the Boobonarifica when Valvu unlocks a surprise hidden talent in this chapter of Les Sapphire.
Published 10/15/24
Things start out hot n' steamy in this episode of Hush Hush, written by Monte, when Holiday plays a little tonsil hockey with someone she's been pining over since the beginning. These two get past second base but is it really who Holiday thinks it is? Then, written by Nikki, Les Sapphire takes us on a wild ride. The Doctor and Valvu must fight their way back to the castle and Dr. Lingus takes a blow to the heart, leading her to an extraction that could mean the end for this hero.
Published 10/01/24
An explosive argument begins this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki. Francine's wife pops in for a surprise visit and Holiday uncovers a secret during an unexpected sleepover. ShPanX you very much for sticking around for Les Sapphire, written by Monte. Dr. Lingus and Valvu's escape is compromised by noxious fumes. Shortly after, a familiar face from the past shows up. Is it mind control or is it a dream? Listen and find out!
Published 09/15/24
This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!
Published 09/01/24
Episode 43 is action packed! Starting with Hush Hush, Monte gets these detectives deep undercover. Marlowe struggles with leaving her modesty in the backseat but Holiday has no trouble playing the role of the sugar daddy. This story has more than one HOT pursuit. Next, Nikki has Dr. Lingus putting her life on the line to get Valvu but Valvu holds a grudge. A new villian enters the story after getting their hands on the Les Sapphire. WIll Valvu go safely back with Dr. Connie Lingus or stay and...
Published 08/15/24
Episode 42. In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Holiday and Marlowe stumble upon an undiscovered crime scene, but the chase is postponed by a little off duty dirty dancing. Are these detectives on the right trail, or are they two stepping into a trap? And then, stay listening for another chapter of Les sapphire by Monte. Here we learn the origin story of Valvu and the Doctor. Doctor Connie Lingus learns that the meaning of life involves catastrophe. Is 42 really it?!
Published 08/01/24
Episode 41 is sure to leave you wanting more! Beginning with Hush Hush, Monte has Detective Holiday charming information out of possible suspects while hungover Marlowe does some online sleuthing herself. These two accept an offer they can’t refuse. Speaking of, Nikki offers some well deserved relaxing time to the doctor and Valvu. It’s very short lived after Valvu is taken hostage. If detective Holiday was in this story, she’d give the doctor a word of advice… Don’t ever leave your open...
Published 07/15/24
In this episode of Hush Hush, written by Nikki, Detective Holiday and Marlowe bump into each other and and become better aquainted. This odd couple questions Francine until an abrupt stomach churning ending. Next on Les Sapphire, written by Monte, Dr. Connie Lingus and Valvu make a pit stop on a planet in search of fuel, but the plot thickens when it's revealed Queen Babe is the Doctor's ex. Valvu gets a spa treatment while Dr. Lingus gets the cold shoulder.
Published 07/01/24
We welcome two very exciting brand new stories to the podcast! Starting with Hush Hush: Written by Monte, this is a fun sapphic mystery. Get to know the main characters in this episode. Then follow along as we unravel scandalous secrets to find the whereaboouts of a secret lover. Next, written by Nikki, is an action packed, over the top, comic book style tale. Les Sapphire will have you googly-eyed and laughing while on the edge of your seat!
Published 06/14/24
This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!
Published 06/01/24
Episode 37 brings an end to both stories. Listen along as Monte shares a secret about Becky that stinks up the whole sorority in Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Will they stick around in solidarity or will there be a new leader sitting on the throne? Then, written by Nikki, Aurora has to make a difficult decision in the grand finale of Lovergirl. WIll she take back her ex or explore a new relationship? A dire mistake changes that decision and Darian's day is made!
Published 05/15/24
Written by Nikki, a stranger shows up pointing fingers and reveals the panty thief. But wait, who can they trust? The sisters have to make a last minute decision, stay or go, in this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta. Then, written by Monte, Aurora is paid an unexpected visit, not once but twice! A bittersweet meeting may have you reaching for the tissues in this episode of Lovergirl.
Published 05/01/24
In this episode of Lambda Epsilon Zeta, Monte takes hazing to a whole new level but this Brazilian breeze contest is cut short when the sisters are warned of a possible thief in their presence. Next, Nikki has Aurora scaling great heights, but this song and dance isn't quite what she expected. Will she run or will she sit tight? Listen and find out!
Published 04/18/24
Written by Nikki, The LEZ sorority girls try a bonding exercise that goes terribly wrong. Who knew a simple game could reveal so many juicy deets? Next up..Sit, staaay! Good girl. Written by Monte, this episode of Lovergirl opens Aurora's eyes to something unexpected and very different...hey, no kink shaming here! 
Published 04/01/24
This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!
Published 03/15/24
Episode 32 - Monte starts us off with LEZ, the sorority everyone is rushing to get into! Find out why you shouldn't forget to shave responsibly. Stick around for number two...pun intended? Written by Nikki, Lovergirl Aurora stumbles into an awkward position she doesn't see coming.
Published 03/01/24
Episode 31 - The Beginning of The Lesbian Fiasco Season 2! We begin a new season with all the laughs, cringe and embarrassment you'd expect from a fiasco! We start with Nikki's story, Lambda Epsilon Zeta. A lesbian sorority in a 80% lesbian college. The sorority girls are hot, but the tea they sip is even hotter! Next up is Monte's story Lovergirl. A shy, lovesick, every day lesbian who works at a lesbian cafe serves up vegan food with a smile and maybe a little more. Follow where these...
Published 02/15/24
Join us as we end this first season with two dramatic finales. Join us on the 15th as we begin Season two of The Lesbian Fiasco with two brand new stories.
Published 02/01/24
In this episode Nikki uncovers a skeleton in Dr. McGray's closet, but the doctor's past won't stop her...from making those same mistakes twice? Then, Monte switches gears when the Derby Darlings turn into a whodunit story. Complete with all the drama, motives and ass kickings!
Published 12/16/23
Written by Monte, this episode of The Doctor Will See You Now steps outside of the office for a change. Listen along as the Doctor goes on a blind date and questions her own wants and desires. Will she cross professional boundaries? Stick around becasue Nikki takes us to an after party where Mayhem and Cherrybomb drop a mayhem causing bomb on the team about a traitor in their midst. Then a text message delivers worse news in this episode of Derby Darlings.
Published 12/01/23
This episode is a break from our usual series. You will listen to two complete tales written by Monte and Nikki from beginning to end. Still unrehearsed, both stories are slightly longer and leave you with the satisfaction of closure at the end of each Rumspringa!
Published 11/15/23
Welcome our first guest, author Danielle Doss! Listen along while she reads as character Robin in Nikki's story The Doctor Will See You Now and Honey Comb in the newest addition to The Lesbian Fiasco, Monte's story: Derby Darlings! From very awkward couples therapy session to an action packed libido fueled race, this episode has it all! 
Published 11/01/23