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What's the one thing Taylor Swift and Halsey have in common? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 05/31/24

This Week In Music! (The Plagues of Egypt Edition)

From nonsensical Stan Wars about which pop girl is polluting the environment more, to boring indie girls, to Meghan Trainor...it's all righttt here for your enjoyment. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 05/25/24

Hit Lizard Hard and Soft

ruminations on the brand new Billie Eilish record that truly do range from hard and soft. WARNING : I cry. I also do impressions. Classic. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 05/17/24

I Hate It Here, So I Will Go To 2004

a thorough lyrical analysis of Taylor Swift's I Hate It Here, and for some reason Perez Hilton comes up organically? This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 05/13/24

Chloe or Sam or Lizard or Marcus

a lyrical analysis of the strongest soldier on The Anthology - an overlooked masterpiece, one of her strongest pieces of writing, and proof she is Emily Swiftinson. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 05/01/24

An Abundance of 'Chellas

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Published 04/26/24

Never take advice from a Tortured Poet...

your last correspondence before The Tortured Poets Department comes out...here is a Dear Reader lyrical analysis 📖 This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 04/17/24

Tortured Joever Department

a previously paywalled episode I'm sharing with EVERYONE in honor of TTPD coming out. A purrrfect primer for the new album 🤍 This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 04/10/24

Good Luck Guzzling All This New Music and Content, Babe!

New Music from Chappell Roan, Jojo Siwa, Glass Animals, Lizzy McAlpine, and the ever-present Charli XCX. This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 04/06/24

Genres Are a Funny Little Concept, Aren't They?

NEW MUSIC FRIDAY with Camila Cabello, JoJo Siwa, Twenty-One Pilots, Flyana Boss, and of course the cowboy herself...Beyonce...if that ain't country, you tell me what is!!! Get full access to The Lizard Review at thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 03/29/24

It's Death by a Thousand Cuts

A lyrical analysis of one of the best songs on Lover. Get full access to The Lizard Review at thelizardreview.substack.com/subscribe

Published 03/20/24

Taylor Swift's Best Love Song

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Published 02/28/24

The History of Half Time!

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Published 02/10/24

Shine Bright, Shine Far, Don't Be Shy, Be A Star!

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