The Flashback in the Cupboard. Where is the mysteriously missing sketch? What always happens when Rufus & Howard get drunk? How many uses does cheese have? What's the difference between punching and fisting? And are we too old for this? The ManBuyCow Podcast is the only place you can definitely find out the answers to all these questions AND MORE without paying a SINGLE PENNY!

The Uncle in the Future. Why has Rufus nailed a guinea pig to the phone? Would John Lennon have preferred to be a fishmonger? Do radishes celebrate Christmas? What did the Russians have against dogs? And how do the people of Britain feel about a melon becoming Prime Minister?

The Melon in the Office. Why is there an enormous egg in the fridge? How does a melon become Prime Minister? What have love and treehouses got in common? And who needs the advice of a frustrated orphan, a dead racist, and a clairvoyant kettle?

The Valentine Special. WARNING: this episode is very sexy and those of a delicate disposition SHOULD NOT LISTEN. We took out all the sketches, the plot, the music, and the characters - and instead, this episode is just Rufus reading an erotic story that Howard wrote several years ago. ***(CONTAINS GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF RUDE BITS)*** If you are a new listener - do not listen to this episode first. Or second. Or at all. If you are a regular listener - do not listen to this episode. If you...

The Intruder in the House. Who has locked Rufus and Howard in the cupboard under the stairs? And why? Will they escape using magic? Or poetry? Or a key? And how will Grett Binchleaf solve the mystery of the people turning into books, now that he's dead? Find out, in this very special episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast. (Warning: may contain traces of Fluck)

The Bomb in the Toaster. Who made the fridge explode? Why did Mister Fluck get sacked from his job in television (again)? Can Hitler help uncover the truth about what happened to Rufus' mum? FInd out, in a magical realm we've never been to before... or have we? (we totally have).

The Demon in the Cellar. What's at the bottom of the neverending staircase to the underworld? What happens to Dennis Quaid when there's no jam left for his toast? And who's really in control of the economy? To find out, Rufus & Howard must visit their Great Aunty Beatrix. Unfortunately, she's been dead for years.

The Old Man in the Attic. Why is Rufus sleeping in the shed? What is Howard's idea of heaven? And who is the internationally famous old man in the attic? Find out in episode five, with special guest appearances from Mister Fluck, Grandpappy Doo, and Death.

The Howard in the Sack. Why has Howard been sacked from the podcast? Is it because he offended Canada? Will Rufus find a replacement in time to record episode four: The Howard in the Sack?

The Dinosaur in the Garden. Rufus & Howard accidentally unleash a second Jurassic Age. Will they be able to close the time-holes and save the world? Or will they get eaten by the dinosaur in the garden?

The Horse in the Bathroom. Why is there a horse in Rufus & Howard's bathroom? And what is the answer to the million-pound question? Howard knows, but he's too busy smashing ukuleles to tell anyone.

The Body in the Kitchen. What is in the mysterious box that Uncle Mick left in his will? In order to find out, Rufus & Howard each need to get married - but Howard's busy worrying about vicious dog attacks, and Rufus thinks women prefer men who live in trees. Will they persuade someone to marry them? And will it be worth it when they finally open the box? Find out, by listening to Episode 1 now.