Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity. Fortunately, there is a resistance - led by Uncle Dennis Quaid. But who can be trusted? And who will give in to temptation and join the InformAnts?

Uncle Dennis Quaid arrives from the future with a warning: it's rubbish there. So Rufus & Howard devise a plan to make the future world a nicer place.

After the local church burns down in mysterious circumstances, Rufus & Howard host the church fete in their back garden. There's hot carrots to eat, goldfish to whack, and a hungry bear to tame. What could possibly go wrong?

Howard has a date. And since he's never been on one before, Rufus helps him practise. Find out what Howard would do on his perfect day, what Rufus would ask a crystal ball, and who God would invite to dinner.

Rufus & Howard have been burgled! Now, all they have left are some magic beans. Should they try to sell them? Or would it be better to swap them for something edible?

Rufus & Howard haven't been able to find anything since Great Aunty Beatrix died. So they take a day-trip to Hell to talk to her.

Rufus accidentally invents a time phone, then gets a call from the future to warn him of... what? To find out, Rufus & Howard will have to dial every number that has ever existed.

Treason! The British Royal Family. They had it all - the jewels, the titles, the palaces. But now all they have is one chance to live. Because on the most popular show in TV history - only one can survive.

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard. Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult...

Series 4, Episode 6 - SPACE ANTS! Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity, which is seriously getting in the way of us recording the last in the current series of The ManBuyCow Podcast. How will Rufus & Howard cope with their new slave jobs? Will Uncle Dennis Quaid lead his small band of useless rebels to victory, or will the Space Ants eat them? Who will betray humanity and join the InformAnts? And who is the only man who can save the...

The Doctor in the Jamie (Doctor Who: Siege PART TWO). In which Rufus reads the SECOND PART of a Doctor Who story that Howard wrote when he was at school! FIND OUT what Doctor Who's battery tester does (clue: it doesn't test batteries). DISCOVER what happens when you shoot Doctor Who in the face (clue: he doesn't die). LEARN the real name of Doctor Who's brave brother (clue: it's Buckroydunderfahh). BY LISTENING to this very special and quite Doctor Who edition of The ManBuyCow Podcast!

The Doctor in the Wheelie Bin. It's another Doctor Who Special from Rufus & Howard! In which Rufus reads a Doctor Who script that Howard wrote when he was at school! Just like last time! But better! Or maybe equally as good! Or worse! Who knows? // Listen as Tom Baker Doctor Who and Jamie have such exciting adventures as: Going to the cinema! Visiting a policeman's house! Having a nap! // Can you trust your own hairdryer? What's in the evil Aranthran bag? Why is that police constable...

The Cat in the Timehole. Who benefits from a magnetic dog? What is Howard's idea of Heaven? Why does Rufus want remote-control hair? What horrors has Uncle Dennis Quaid discovered in the future? And how can Rufus and Howard make the world a nicer place? Find out! by pointing your ears at this episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Niece in the Nowhere. What will Katy learn on her first day at school? Who's that taxi driver with the familiar moustache? And why has Rufus got all Great Aunty Beatrix's guns out of the gun cupboard? After an eventful episode one (bumblebear!), Rufus & Howard relax by reading through some of their old schoolbooks, and the strange stories they contain. Find out: how many snowmen you need to win a snowman competition, what happens when Jack's turkeys escape, what 12-year-old Howard...

The Congregation in the Conservatory. Why did Rufus burn down the church? What does Howard want to show you in the shed? What are all those single ladies doing in the dining room? What are the rules to 'Whack a Goldfish'? And what's your favourite pop record? Find out, in the first in a brand new series of The ManBuyCow Podcast!

The Robot in the Rumpus Room. Why is Rufus building a robot? Will Howard take his new girlfriend for a ride in a hot-air balloon? What's the difference between a crystal ball and a Dalek? Who will give Mister Fluck a job on children's TV? And what has happened to Grett Binchleaf? Has he been written out of his own book? Find out, in the most romantic episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast since the Valentine's Special.

The Crisps in the Microwave. Who stole Rufus & Howard's front door? Who is Dennis Quaid's perfect partner? If you could have any superpower, would you choose 'jumping'? What are all those cows doing in the back garden? Why is the shed full of Hitlers? What kind of fairy-space-tale-magic is afoot in Great Aunty Beatrix's house? Find out what's at the top of the beanstalk - by listening to this episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Men in the Shed. It's another ManBuyCow Podcast Storytime Special! In which Rufus reads a story that Howard wrote when he was young. This time, it's the story of two scientists trapped in a shed in the arctic. How will they escape the impenetrable wooden shack? Will they use their scientific equipment to save themselves by science? Why are there three stools for only two people? Who stole the emergency axe? Was it one of the invisible polar bears? Find out, in 'Midnight Smoke' or...

The Dead in the Dog. Why has Uncle DQ bought a crate of Magic Space Compost? What will happen to Howard, now Rufus has a new best friend? Why is Mister Fluck spying on the Queen? What mysterious force is making buildings grow wheels and drive away? And who is Little Mister Clown? There's only two ways to find out: 1. Become a Wizard, or 2. Listen to this episode of the ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Idiots in the Wardrobe. Rufus & Howard have two problems: 1. They have no money, and 2. They haven't written anything for series three of their podcast. Is the solution to get drunk and become master criminals? Or will they just get caught and go to prison forever? Future You knows the answer, because Future You has already enjoyed this episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Monster in the Cupboard. What happened to Rufus, after Howard stranded him in the 1980s? Why is there a wedding cake in the cellar? How do you lose a house in online gambling? Where did all those policemen go? And why is Grett Binchleaf pretending to be a teacher? The ManBuyCow Podcast is back with series three: it's everything you feared it would be AND MORE!

Treason! What's the best way to abolish the British Royal Family? Why did Uncle Mick glue a mouse to a xylophone? What will happen in the future? And what is the terrifying secret of Rufus' mum? FIND OUT! In this last in the current series of The ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Dictator in the Dining Room. Why has Rufus never had a birthday before? Why is Mister Fluck locked in the cupboard? Who put that dead body in the bathroom? And will Howard solve the mystery of Who shot Hitler? FIND OUT! by listening to this very special birthday episode of The ManBuyCow Podcast.

The Doctor Who Special. In which Rufus reads a Doctor Who story that Howard wrote when he was at school, and nothing else happens whatsoever. If you are here to sample, experience or review this podcast, don't start with this episode, as it is nothing like the others. However, if you're here for Doctor Who and couldn't give two slaps upside a monkey's jackhole about The ManBuyCow Podcast - you might as well start with this load of old rubbish.