Megan and Teagan wish they could join Michael, Dwight, and Ryan for a night out.

Teagan and Megan discuss the new ladies in Michael's life and learn about the history of penny loafers.

Teagan survives "Dinner Party" with little support from Megan. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

With diary entries, performance reviews, and sworn legal testimony, "The Deposition" is full of texts for Teagan and Megan to analyze. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott) at [email protected].

When Teagan and Megan watch "Survivor Man," Michael Scott joins the pantheon of great nature philosophers. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan runs some numbers, Teagan reads some mail, and together they revel in the Finer Things. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan theorize creativity through the lens of the Michael Scott Director's Cut. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan dig into Michael's monkey problems. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan enter the high-stakes world of the whoever/whomever debate. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Michael asports a minor; Megan and Teagan get in over their heads with both U.S. and international law. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Teagan and Megan discuss the pleasures and problems of technology in the office and celebrate the "European cut." "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Garbage the feral barn cat continues to generate discussion. Megan and Teagan join Michael in the battle against technology. "So, you can all get your constructive compliments in ASAP" (Scott, 2007) at [email protected].

Megan and Teagan debate office PDA, replacement cats, and Ryan.

Megan and Teagan debate which fun runners and romantic couples deserve the most support.

Michael hits Meredith with his car. Teagan and Megan assess the linguistic fallout.

Megan and Teagan try to make sense of the Dundies they gave out in Season 3.

Megan and Teagan reflect on season 3.

Megan and Teagan break down the math of Schrute Bucks and unicorns and pay tribute to the corporate regimes of Dwight and David.

From emotionally magnificent to patheticville, "The Job" gives Megan and Teagan new highs, new lows, and new vocabulary.

Teagan and Megan jump into some beach day funtivities, care of Michael Scott.

Megan and Teagan appreciate the women of the office, but they might appreciate the men even more.

Megan and Teagan debate which kind of bear is best.

Teagan and Megan discuss paper practices, risk taking, and the cultural relevance of Nerf.

Michael wears a "woman suit" to the office; Megan and Teagan need two hours to debrief.