All episodes of The One Millionth Podcast

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Published 11/17/22

Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpod

Published 10/25/22

Principal of the Skies

Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in.

Published 10/09/22

Kids Today

Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.

Published 10/01/22

Spidingdong

Chris uses terrible metaphors, it confuses Andi. Unrelated she finally learns what batting a thousand means.

Published 09/26/22

Perpendurcular

Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names.

Published 09/17/22

Choo Choo Chanooga

Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.

Published 09/02/22

Six Playstations

Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.

Published 08/27/22

Poonpouri

Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris goes on about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.

Published 08/18/22

Nein Nein

Chris and Andi give advice on what records should start a collection. Spoiler Alert: It’s a lot of Nelly Furtado.

Published 08/12/22

McHandy’s

Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just too many farts.

Published 08/08/22

Lazarus!

Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.

Published 07/17/22

Count Fistula

Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad, Scott. They talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades.

Published 07/06/22

Swapping Joes

Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes.

Published 06/23/22

Comedy is Hard

Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out.

Published 06/16/22

Poonraker

Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.

Published 06/02/22

Izuhaul

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.

Published 05/27/22

On The Strand in Venice

Chris and Andi want to bring Kurt Loder back to MTV News.

Published 05/19/22

Dicked Down By Dumbo

Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.

Published 05/06/22

Kitchen Chickens

Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi).

Published 04/29/22

Coloradolopolis

Chris brings up Casey at the Bat for the first time ever and Andi is taking a wizz again in Margaritaville.

Published 04/02/22

Just Lefts

If you think Chris and Andi take a lot of lefts, you should hear about this kid in Miami.

Published 03/25/22

But Gary Hungry

Chris and Andi talk mega-spiders, breastfeeding adults and horse-sized ducks.

Published 03/17/22

Strand of Dover

Forgive the amount of phlegm but let’s be real, we’re lucky there’s an episode this week. And don’t miss Chris and Andi at this year’s Potty-Con in Sheboygan, WI where they’ll be signing headshots of David Copperfield.

Published 03/11/22

Mr. Nice Guy Awards

Andi educates Chris on lip fillers, and Chris got slighted by a cab driver in Buffalo.

Published 02/23/22