Andi and Chris return after three long months and man, has a lot happened.  Was Chris being trained by the CIA? Did Andi get abducted by natives while on Safari?  The answer is no to both of those, but find out what HAS happened in this episode.

Chris goes to a charity golf event and Andi sings her version of America the Beautiful in this freedom fueled episode.

Andi comes back from Mexico unscathed and Chris has another epic week on the road.

Andi and Chris...and the echo...are back...again. Andi's been sick and Chris has been living the dream. It's a very Yin and Yang episode.

Chris and Andi discuss Oppenheimer and the difference between 'empathic' and 'empathetic'.  ...it's funnier than it sounds.

Andi & Chris are back!  Chris has been on hiatus and Andi is getting weird on Twitch!  It's a good one!

Andi wants to bang a goat man on her video game and Chris reminisces about UTIs. It's a weird one.

Andi is balls deep in the new Zelda game, Dad calls in, and Chris goes to a Tampa Bay Rays game.

Andi tells us about bouncing her chin off a roller rink floor and hears Chris laugh all the way from Florida.

Chris goes to New York City (get a rope) and Andi doesn't know what the hell she did.

Chris dials in from yet another mall town and Andi has clean teeth but you wouldn't know it cause the video didn't record!!!

Chris finds out that Bob Villa is still alive and Andi gets real descriptive about Otto's butthole.

Chris and Andi talk about...you know what...I'm not even sure at this point, but I'm sure it was funny. The echo returns for a few minutes in the beginning and then works itself out.

Andi and Chris go to Vegas and have two very different trips getting there.

Chris and Andi talk about the world champion Kansas City Chiefs and moms that are gross.

Andi gets to practice having tinnitus while Chris goes on tour with Bert Kreisher.

Chris explains why the Buffalo Bills lost and Andi sleeps through an earthquake.

Chris goes to Disneyland and Andi goes to a birthday party...for a dog.

Oak Park Mall sucks, Chris refuses to wear turtlenecks and Andi invents Chicken Pops.

Andi makes a new TikTok drink and Chris has a weird echo that we couldn't fix!  Happy holidays!!!

Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.

It's all in the title why are you even reading this.

Chris and Andi finally figure out how to do the podcast remotely! To view the video podcast head to our socials IG: @onemillionthpod and Twitter: @1millionthpod 

Andi drank old protein and took the SAT, Chris has a Tom Brady conspiracy theory, and a Juggalette writes in.