With his long torso and teeny tiny legs Graham Lofthouse and his family own 109.99999999999999 Hectares in Galawater in the Scottish Borders.  A man driven by the knowledge that nothing is ever perfect but there's always hope that one day it might be, we speak about all sorts - sport, psychology, decimal points and obsessive attention to detail.  I make a big enough mistake to probably get a Hawick Fatwa proclaimed on me regarding 1980s lock forward Alan Tomes.