I'm not sure it's been mentioned on the show, since it's entirely in character, but there's a proto season of The Pitch that I did on my old network. I'm running those here, in reruns, with brief commentaries and jingles included for the next few weeks. Enjoy!

We're finally afforded our due right before we ride off into the sunset. Thank you everyone for listening to The Pitch! If you have questions for us or discussion prompts, email them in at duckfeed.tv/contact and we'll answer them in an upcoming special episode. Also, we might do holiday specials from time to time.

I want a world where we know who let the dogs out and who will let them back in. That's why I got into the Presboluthrocathroscientology Theme Park business.

Just in time for suicide season, it's a brand new snuggle product from those twin mavens at Pitch Industries.

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Innovation got us into this mess and innovation will get us out of it.

TEENMAN!

Don't cross Johannesburg.

We're in the cultural engineering business and business is a-boomin'.

It's an unjust world but for now, there's Lonely Beard.

Why choose? We ask you: WHY CHOOSE?

It's a brand new exciting drama from the boys behind Osh Josh B Grobans.

Diversifying our business partners, expanding our camp presence, conquering America.

When you're feeling cool ranch, you need a smile that's just a phone call away...

It's amazing what a man can do to pay his rent these days.

Gary moved this week to his brand new home in a one room apartment outside the Dorito Factory. You'll hear all about it next week. Until then...

Heart attacks are everywhere these days and you're very likely to have one while erect. KNOW YOUR FACTS.

We're into DMSs here and DISs and this is both.

It's that time again and we intend to dominate.

We get into the software market hot and heavy! Our favorite game: Look out!

Hey, we know what it's like to be you. You're an innovator, you've recently been divorced and you're sick of speed dating. Try this: Speed Marriage.

Sorry about the skip week! I think you'll understand when you listen to the episode.

Hey gramps! Regret your life? Why not hire another old man to venge? We say go for it, with the Grampagonizer.

Have a wedding? You'll get the material to build a house. Interested? Why not listen.

The worst part of children growing up has now been addressed. You're welcome.