All episodes of The Pitch

In celebration of Gary becoming Mr. Gary Butterfield-O'Neil-Hannaman-Bretzel- Gray, we present an array of products to make your wedding more innovative.

Published 08/03/16

The Pitch Uploaded 7: The Boom Tomb

What do you get for the generation who was given everything? How about the gift of eternal respect: The Boomb Tomb.

Published 07/20/16

The Pitch Uploaded 6: Hewlett Placid / Lake Packard

The brand new Pitch Films presents a technological thriller for the ages and the return of a dearly departed friend. Movies? Films? We've got the things you watch on a screen! (tm)

Published 07/07/16

The Pitch Uploaded 5: The Flesh Press

Got an important business or social meeting but your clothes look like the face of a Shar Pei? Freshen up your duds with the power of flesh with the Flesh Press.

Published 06/23/16

The Pitch Uploaded 4: Preggnog

We need strong leaders for the wars to come. Here's how we make that happen: upping teen pregnancy with a custardy tang that can't be beat.

Published 06/08/16

The Pitch Uploaded 3: The Commodorcade

Listen. You get speeding tickets. We know why and more importantly, we know how to fix it. Welcome to the Commodarcade.

Published 05/25/16

The Pitch Uploaded 2: Prepperoni

Once again, Gary and Brayton capitalize on a fad that's sweeping the nation. Make room for Prepperoni.

Published 05/12/16

The Pitch Uploaded 1: Loggins and Messiah

Here, we start a brand new initiative targeting both fans of old time rock and roll and the Riz with Loggins and Messiah.

Published 04/27/16

Trailer: The Pitch: Uploaded

Neither man, nor teen, nor Teenman could keep them down.

Published 04/15/16

The Final Final Super Final Finale of the Pitch

This is it.

Published 04/02/14

7. Pitch Classic: The Splashlight

Well, this is it. Until we get that itch again.

Published 02/12/14

6. Pitch Classic: The Brostitute/The Prostidude.

Just a couple of bros just bro'ing out.

Published 02/05/14

5. Pitch Classic: The Throat-o-Scope

Finally, a solution for one of life's most common problems.

Published 01/29/14

4. Pitch Classic: Backpackula and The Business Duster/Dustness Suit

A final call for responses and a very foundational episode of the Dinopitch. Apologies for the sound quality.

Published 01/22/14

3. Pitch Classic: The Skin Sham

Fibers are too thick. That's why you need fibre'.

Published 01/08/14

2. Pitch Classic: The Master-Mate

We at Pitch Industries have always been about saving time. Now, think of all the time you waste masturbating? What if you could be writing at the stame time? We have you covered.

Published 01/01/14