Dumbledore's showing Harry more of his home movies, but one of them has been taped over with a Coronation Street Omnibus.

Fleur takes the piss out of Mrs Weasley's favourite songstress before Sir Keir Starmer asks Harry to be the new government poster boy.

Slughorn's party has an uninvited guest and more teenagers are getting off with each other.

Harry pretends to spike Ron's drink before he gives the quidditch game of his life.

Dumbledore visits Voldemort as a little boy to set his wardrobe on fire and drink gin with the orphanage manageress. 

Harry strangles a robber until he's blue in the face (the robber) while Katie Bell moves up in the world.

Harry picks his quidditch favourites as Hermione helps Ron to keep on keeping.

Private tuition with Dumbledore turns out to be watching a video all lesson. 

Snape redecorates with some bespoke artwork, as Harry uses a vandalised textbook to his advantage. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Harry shows off his broken nose at the sorting ceremony before a change in staffing is announced. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Harry reads Crabbe's comic before getting battered by Malfoy. All par for the course on the national rail service. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

The kids take advantage of the back-to-school sales before following Malfoy into the red light district. Recorded live in Manchester! To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

The Weasley’s aren’t keen on Bill’s French fiancée Fleur, as Arthur reveals his lofty ambitions.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Dumbledore uses Harry as a carrot, to tempt an old colleague back to Hogwarts. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

The boys discuss Dumbledore’s visit to the Dursleys in a dressing room in Dublin, with special shout outs to ‘top of the burger’ and Jojo C-word.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

The naughty sisters go round to Snape’s flat for wine and giggles.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Tony Blair distracts himself from the war in Iraq by talking to magicians in the fireplace. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Ron traumatises his teacher with horse noises before a gang of wizards threaten a suburban family.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Harry chucks furniture around the room as Dumbledore explains the point of all these books. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

In the battle of the GOATs, Voldemort and Dumbledore battle it out for the number 1 spot in the wizard world rankings. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Recorded live in London, the boys discuss the biggest plot twist of the series so far. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Recorded live in Manchester, the boys discuss the chapter in which Harry and the gang take on the Crystal Maze in a government building.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Umbridge is whisked away by muscly horsemen, as the gang find some other horses to ride to London on.  To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby 

Harry wants to know his godfather’s whereabouts, so he sticks his head into his teacher’s fire. To support the show and get access to exclusive episodes and content visit www.Patreon.com/pottervision www.pottervision.com  Facebook - Pottervision Twitter - @thepottervision Instagram - @thepottervision @tomlawrinson @lukaskirkby