Women are from Pentatonix, men are from Mac L’Amour. Meet Me Next Christmas Year: 2024 Written by: Molly Haldeman and Camilla Rubis Directed by: Rusty Cundieff Stars: Christina Milian, Devale Ellis, Pentatonix Show notes: Meet us THIS MONTH for Christmas with Christina Milian! We loved her in Resort To Love. If you would like to skip the plot summary for this month’s film you can spool forward about nine minutes into the episode. In this episode we mention the films: Going The...

These two films map so brilliantly onto one another. They are neither of them quite what we would call a rom com but, in both cases, for interesting reasons. A Family Affair Year: 2024 Written by: Carrie Solomon Directed by: Richard LaGravenese Stars: Nicole Kidman, Zac Effron, Joey King The Idea of You Year: 2024 Screenplay by: Michael Showalter and Jennifer Westfeldt Novel by: Robinne Lee Directed by: Michael Showalter Stars: Anne Hathaway, Nicholas Galatzine, Ella Rubin   ...

“She understands the truth of things even through all the lies. That’s the whole film.” Housesitter Year: 1992 Screenplay by: Mark Stein Story by: Mark Stein and Brian Grazer Directed by: Frank Oz Stars: Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn   Show notes: A house that was too big for a woman’s finger, sketched on a napkin and left for another woman to fill. We love this rom com with its gorgeous, forty-seven-year-old leads.  This episode contains a disquisition on domestic architecture. If...

Anything but this, frankly. Anyone But You Year: 2023 Screenplay by: Ilana Wolpert and Will Gluck Story by: Ilana Wolpert  Directed by: Will Gluck Stars: Sydney Sweeney, Glen Powell   Show notes: Apologies to anyone who liked this film. We lay into it pretty comprehensively. But then, honestly, any time you want to set yourself up against William Shakespeare you’d better bring your very best (in our humble opinion). If you would like to skip the plot summary for this month’s film...

“If you didn’t think you had a thing for Kevin Kline before… that scene is gonna give you one.” French Kiss Year: 1995 Written by: Adam Brooks  Directed by: Lawrence Kasdan Stars: Meg Ryan, Kevin Kline, Timothy Hutton   Show notes: Why is this film not easier to find (in the UK)?? This is one of the best rom coms on the market. If you would like to skip the plot summary for this month’s film you can spool forward just over fourteen minutes into the episode. In this episode we...

Meg Ryan, Tim Robbins, Walter Mathau… this film is cute and fun with a great cast. But it needs more work. I.Q. Year: 1994 Written by: Andy Breckman and Michael Leeson Based on a story by: Andy Breckman  Directed by: Fred Schepisi Stars: Tim Robbins, Meg Ryan, Walter Mathau, Lou Jacobi, Gene Saks, Joseph Maher, Stephen Fry   Show notes: This month, Lisa and Charles Adrian go deep into this apparently light and breezy romantic comedy about the life and loves of Albert Einstein’s...

Always Be My Maybe No notes. This is a gorgeous, funny, beautifully-performed, character-driven rom com. Always Be My Maybe Year: 2019 Written by: Ali Wong, Randall Park & Michael Golamco Directed by: Nahnatchka Khan Stars: Ali Wong, Randall Park, James Saito, Michelle Buteau, Vivian Bang, Keanu Reeves, Daniel Dae Kim   Show notes: This month Lisa and Charles Adrian try very hard to put their fingers on exactly how it is that this rom com is as good as it is.  If you would...

But what if Mr Malcolm had written a more interesting list? Mr Malcolm’s List Year: 2022 Written by: Suzanne Allain Based on the novel by: Suzanne Allain Directed by: Emma Holly Jones Stars: Zawe Ashton, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Sope Dirisu, Theo James, Freida Pinto, Ashley Park   Show notes: We love this film. Seriously. Full marks for performances, set, locations, score, costumes and more where this month’s film is concerned. Nevertheless, we have some notes on language & mores,...

Players They are very small poops and I make sure it’s only after greens. Players Year: 2024 Written by: Whit Anderson Directed by: Trish Sie Stars: Gina Rodriguez, Damon Wayans Jr., Tom Ellis, Augustus Prew, Joel Courney, Liza Koshy   Show notes: This very charming film gets past a somewhat gross set-up to persuade us that its lovers belong together. Good job, film! In this episode we mention the film Someone Great (2019) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8075260/) and the book The...

Who knew Mattifer (Jenthew?) would have so much chemistry! The Wedding Planner Year: 2001 Written by: Pamela Falk and Michael Ellis Directed by: Adam Shankman Stars: Jennifer Lopez and Matthew McConaughey   Show notes: This podcast is now three years old!!! To celebrate, Lisa and Charles Adrian watched J Lo and Matt McConaughey do everything they need to do in this genuinely sweet and funny romantic comedy from the very beginning of the century. The plot summary of this film...

When Harry Met Sally Can men and women ever really be friends?? When Harry Met Sally Year: 1989 Written by: Nora Ephron Directed by: Rob Reiner Stars: Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan   Show notes: This month Lisa and Charles Adrian invite you to spend New Year with them, enjoying one of the most perfect rom coms ever made. In this episode we mention the film Same Time, Next Year (1978) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078199/) and the TV show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)...

Merry & Gay You think Christmas is bad in your house?? Merry & Gay Year: 2022 Written by: Christin Baker Based on a story by: Maggie Cummings and Megan Ullrich Directed by: Christin Baker Stars: Dia Frampton, Andi René Christensen   Show notes: This movie has good bones but Single All The Way deserved more from its queer sibling. Correction: we are not 0 for 4 at this point, as Charles Adrian says towards the end of the episode. We are only 0 for 3. In this episode we...

They Came Together This month we watch a fun three-minute sketch that goes on for an hour and twenty-three minutes. They Came Together Year: 2014 Written by: Michael Showalter and David Wain Directed by: David Wain Stars: Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler   Show notes: In this episode there are digressions into the worlds of improv and sketch comedy, whether it is even possible to lovingly send up Romantic Comedy, why send-ups of Murder Mystery work so much better, genre, fandom, and...

It’s Toddlers’ Choice this week on the Rom Com Rewrite! Choose Love Year: 2023 Written by: Josann McGibbon Directed by: Stuart McDonald Stars: Laura Marano, Avan Jogia, Scott Michael Foster, Jordi Webber   Show notes: This rom com is interactive! Viewers get to decide what happens to our heroine! This rom com has broken our podcast. In this episode we mention the films Groundhog Day (1993) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107048/), Palm Springs (2020)...

Sex haze meets trauma, with private jets. Red, White & Royal Blue Year: 2023 Screenplay by: Matthew López and Ted Malawer Based on the novel by: Casey McQuiston Directed by: Matthew López Stars: Nicholas Galitzine, Taylor Zakhar Perez   Show notes: This is such a gorgeous film. In this episode we mention the book Pride And Prejudice by Jane Austen (1813) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_and_Prejudice), the films You’ve Got Mail (1998)...

The Perfect Find This film is less than perfect. The Perfect Find Year: 2023 Screenplay by: Leigh Davenport Based on the book by: Tia Williams Directed by: Numa Perrier Stars: Gabrielle Union, Keith Powers   Show notes: For a film that loves films, this film could work on loving itself more. The very talented stars of this film deserved better! We get right into fixing this month. In this episode we mention the TV shows Ridiculousness (2011- )...

The Croatian tourist board did good with this one.     Faraway Year: 2023 Written by: Jane Ainscough Based on a story idea by: Alex Kendall Directed by: Vanessa Jopp Stars: Naomi Krauss, Goran Bogdan       Show notes:   Croatia. Oh yes.   In this episode, we mention the films Shirley Valentine (1989) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098319/), Under The Tuscan Sun (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328589/), Love Actually (2003) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0314331/), Pillow...

This month, a message in a bottle from the dawn of the internet dating age washes up on our shore.     You’ve Got Mail Year: 1998 Written by: Miklós László, Nora Ephron, Delia Ephron Directed by: Nora Ephron Stars: Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan       Show notes:   In the third of the Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks rom coms, Kathleen owns a bookshop and Joe owns a bigger bookshop. What could possibly go wrong?   In this episode, we mention The Shop Around The Corner (1940)...

This month, we respond (with love) to this love letter to South London.     Rye Lane Year: 2023 Written by: Nathan Bryon and Tom Melia Directed by: Raine Allen-Miller Stars: David Jonsson, Vivian Oparah       Show notes:   Peckham, Brixton, Brockley Park, Camberwell Green and Bankside. This is South London, baby.   In this episode, we mention the films Before Sunrise (1995) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112471/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_0) and (inadvertently) Before Sunset (2004)...

This is a film starring Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher.     Your Place Or Mine Year: 2023 Written and Directed by: Aline Brosh McKenna Stars: Reese Witherspoon, Ashton Kutcher, Zoe Chao, Jesse Williams       Show notes:   Listen, we took this film apart and, after a conversation that lasted 1 hour 20 minutes in its raw form (edited down to 50 minutes for your convenience) we have put it back together better. For you!   In this episode, we mention the films Going The...

Still every bit as fresh as the day that it was born, this perfectly pitched, very funny rom com is shot through with pain and rewards repeated viewing.   Saving Face Year: 2004 Written and Directed by: Alice Wu Stars: Michelle Krusiec, Joan Chen, Lynn Chen   Show notes:   How much do we love this film? Very much. Happy Valentines!   In this episode, we mention the films The Half Of It (2020) (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9683478/) and The Graduate (1967)...

Lindsay Lohan deserved better, frankly.     Falling For Christmas Year: 2022 Screenplay by: Jeff Bonnett and Ron Oliver Based on a story by: Jeff Bonnett Directed by: Janeen Damian Stars: Lindsay Lohan, Chord Overstreet, George Young       Show notes:   Compare and despair! This bland remake of 1987’s Overboard is not good in lots of different ways. But we can fix it.   For the absence of doubt, the names of the main characters in this film are: Sierra Belmont, Jake Russell...

“Yeah, but the women… they’re on holiday and suddenly the man of their dreams is knocking at the door. Like, what could be cuter?”       The Holiday Year: 2006 Written and Directed by: Nancy Meyers Stars: Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black, Eli Wallach       Show notes:   Have you ever thought to yourself: I quite like The Holiday but Miles should have been gay?   In this episode, we mostly lay out the case for the prosecution in The Rom Com Rewrite vs The Holiday...

This November, the gays get their say.     Bros Year: 2022 Written by: Billy Eichner, Nicholas Stoller Director: Nicholas Stoller Stars: Billy Eichner, Luke Macfarlane   Fire Island Year: 2022 Written by: Joel Kim Booster Director: Andrew Ahn Stars: Joel Kim Booster, Bowen Yang, Margaret Cho, Conrad Ricamora, James Scully     Show notes:   “Happy ending… rom com… but also we’re gay and we do things a little differently.”   In this episode Lisa and Charles Adrian dig into...