On today's Round Table, the gang discusses a teenager trapped in a bell tower, a donut eating contest resulting in an arrest, and mortuary switch 'em ups. In the chuckle hut - Henry Zebrowski!

The gang is back and they talk turkey consent, "The Pest", banning the banjo and how to tell if a cat likes you.  Please consider signing Jackie's petition  to raise "Nothing But Trouble"'s Rotten Tomatoes score: https://goo.gl/AwwpZx

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about a pig who disrupted a plane, Bart the Bear's extensive IMDB credits, and to debate the best kinds of jerked meats.

Myka Sherman joins the gang to talk favorite must-see-tv block shows, likely temperatures of nacho cheese, and more!

The gang is joined by Carolina Hidalgo to receive a killer clown update, learn about the discovery of Santa's bones, and talk about Holden's "other friend group".

The gang is joined by Mookie Thompson and Molly Knefel to learn about a 30 year old murderous clown, a rescued piggy, and to tell tales of swingers parties gone wrong.

The gang learns about an under-qualified sign language interpreter, debate the phrasing of multiple bigfoots, and decide which monsters would be the best three-way partners.

The gang hears a tale of a botched nose job leaving a guy with a permanent boner, the creation of vomit proof shoes, and relive experiences when they wish they'd been wearing vomit proof clothing.

The gang learns about a gang of nurses who got a little too raunchy, a forgetful drunk who accidentally reported his car stolen, and Florida hurricane safety.

The gang talks about the perils of committing crimes around a talking bird, reminisce about favorite mushroom-centric foods, and decide which buildings need boobs.

The gang is joined by Byron Baldrini to tell their best pee stories, learn about the unauthorized fondling of a man’s trombone, and decide what they’d name their elephants.

The gang is joined by comedian John Moreno to discuss the Marmaduke movie, learn about a seagull who was hungry for gonads, and a couple at the Wisconsin state fair who got a little too frisky.

The gang reminisces about worst experiences with public toilets, learns about the best postnuptial trust exercise ever, and talks donkey antics.

The gang learns about the arrest of the scariest clown you'll ever meet, the World Dog Surfing Championships, and why you shouldn't light bugs on fire.

The gang learns about a new Daddy Dating sim game that features a character that looks remarkably like Henry, tries to fix the Canada Goose overpopulation problem, and attempts to solve the mystery surrounding the arrival of lots of frozen meats.

The Table talks about Joey Chestnut's big win in Coney Island, Marcus' experience at the rodeo last week including the lack of pigs, and Jumanji.

The gang learns about super aggressive Alaskan black bears' snacking preferences, hears a bunch of llama drama, and discusses potential repercussions for stealing a toe.

The gang learns about a couple who met and joined the public mile high club on the same flight, gripe about Feetmageddon 2017, and try to save Jackie from a wedding expo.

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine to learn about cats going on adventures, Vanilla Ice going Amish, and to make up their own Phantom of the Opera songs.

The gang talks about violent subway entertainers, discusses which freaks they would add to the Coney Island Freak Show, and learns about Eddie's more handsome and successful younger brother.

The gang learns about a woodchuck who caused a car fire, a murderous Freddy Kruger clown, discusses best and worst memes, and gives us an insider look into Jackie's life.

Marcus, Holden and Jackie are once again left to their own devices give us an update on the infamous Akron Pooper, discuss bribing cops with fast food, and to describe the evolution of Henry Zebrowski's fashion trends.

The gang learns about a neighborhood's mystery cat shaver, dream about going on the Kid Rock cruise, and participate in four different Holden McNeely segments.

The gang is joined by Travis Irvine, Doug Austin, and Christina the Psychology Expert to weigh the pros and cons of getting drunk with your pet in a theme park, learn about a man who reacted badly to learning about the death of his rabbit, and to have their psychological shortcomings dissected.

The gang is joined by Henry Zebrowski in their first ever news story-less episode, in which they provide commentary to an ongoing Jumbo Shrimp game, discuss their own fantasy sports teams, and fight about the best and worst ways to eat shrimp.