In this episode, the RPGBOT team dives into a hilariously overlooked topic in fantasy games: intelligent weapons—or, as we like to call them, "the sassiest companions you'll ever equip!" These talking items aren’t just glorified stabby-sticks; they’re a game mechanic waiting to add spice to your campaign. Whether it's a dagger with daddy issues or a bow that never shuts up about its legendary aim, these intelligent items have been tragically underused by players and DMs alike. Join us as we explore how to bring these quirky companions into your games without sparking a mutiny at the table. Ready for some weapon banter? Let’s roll! MATERIALS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes RPGBOT.Podcast Episode 4 – Failure, with special guest Colby of the Crit Fails Podcast DnD 5e Monster Manual Other Stuff Cortana Dr. Marten’s Boots Easy Roller Dice (affiliate link) Futurama: Benderama Gollum Monstrous Races (affiliate link) Pinocchio Portal & Portal If you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. It’s a quick, free way to support the podcast, and helps us reach new listeners. If you love the show, consider joining us on Patreon, where backers at the $5 and above tiers get ad free access to RPGBOT.net and the RPGBOT.Podcast, can chat directly to members of the RPGBOT team and community on the RPGBOT.Discord, and can join us for live-streamed recordings. Support us on Amazon.com when you purchase products recommended in the show at the following link: https://amzn.to/3NwElxQ How to Find Us: In-depth articles, guides, handbooks, reviews, news on Tabletop Role Playing at RPGBOT.net Tyler Kamstra Twitter: @RPGBOTDOTNET Facebook: rpgbotbotdotnet Bluesky:rpgbot.bsky.social Ash Ely Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games Twitter: @GravenAshes YouTube@ashravenmedia Randall James @JackAmateur Amateurjack.com Producer Dan @Lzr_illuminati