Welcome to the Beastlands, where the trees judge you, the clouds gossip, and there’s a god who’s just really into dinosaurs. In this week’s episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we’re diving headfirst into D&D’s most feral vacation spot. We’re talking everything from Beast Transformations (ever wonder what it’s like to be your party’s emotional support bear?) to power creep (aka: why your Fighter feels like a caveman next to the new classes). Ready to explore the Hunter's Paradise? Pack your...

Ever wanted to own real estate… in D&D? The latest RPGBOT.Podcast episode breaks down the 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide’s new Bastion system, aka “castle maintenance but with monsters.” Tune in as the hosts tackle the big questions: How do you build a fortress that doesn’t get overrun? Which facilities are essential (Armory Spa… maybe later)? And who knew keeping a castle standing was a full-time job? Get ready for laughs, insights, and pro-tips on keeping your downtime a little less…...

In this episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we dive deep into the arcane art of barely keeping magic from ruining everything. From juggling spell slots to wrangling spell points, we're tackling the ultimate resource management struggle: making sure you don’t run out of fireballs right when things get spicy. Listen now and find out if you're just one spell away from total party chaos! Links RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes RPGBOT.podcast Episode 3 – Metacurrencies in Tabletop RPGs Ruins of Symbaroum –...

Get ready, adventurers—this week on the RPGbot.podcast, we're cracking open the 2024 Dungeon Master's Guide (aka “D&D 5.5: Now with Extra Crunch!”) and going deep! From traps to revamped monster mechanics, and maybe a bit too much love for Lesser Restoration, we’re tackling it all. Is Greyhawk back? Are magic item prices going up? Will combat ever stop feeling like wizarding math homework? Join us for a wild ride through dungeons, dragons, and dungeon dragons. Listen in, laugh along, and...

Think you can handle a werebear hug? Or maybe you’re just here for the were-rat cheese jokes? This week on the RPGBOT.Podcast, we’re going fur-deep into lycanthropes in D&D and Pathfinder! From the terrifying to the downright ridiculous, we’re talking werewolves, were-tigers, and, yes, even were-penguins. Brace yourself for: Full-moon transformation tips Curing curses (spoiler: wolfsbane doesn’t smell great) Debates on infinite polymorph (trust us, it’s a thing) And a healthy dose of...

Wanna make your own +1 Spoon of Soup Stirring? Or brew a potion that tastes just as magical as it feels? In this episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we're diving into the mystical, sometimes messy world of crafting mechanics in TTRPGs! Join us as we discuss D&D, Pathfinder, and other faves to figure out what works, what doesn’t, and the tools of the trade to make crafting actually... worth the time (and the in-game gold.) So grab your imaginary hammers, folks, and let’s get crafting! Links ...

In part 2 of this RPGBOT.Podcast: Pathfinder 2’s War of Immortals—where mythic feats, tech glitches, and epic laughs collide! Join us as we break down Bloodragers, Avengers, and the glorious chaos that is the Warrior of Legend (warning: may break your party and your friendships). Mythic Points? Mythic destinies? We’re covering it all and comparing the new rules to old-school chaos, with a side of troubleshooting. Come for the insights, stay for the hilarity of three podcasters battling not...

UPDATE: Unfortunately, in the time between the recording and the release of this episode, AAW Games decided to cancel the Kickstarter for Adventure Arcs. In this episode of RPGBOT.Podcast, we get the inside scoop with Jonathan G. Nelson from AAW Games! Join us as we dive into Adventure Arcs’ Kickstarter, mini-dungeons, and all the magazine goodness you didn’t know you needed in your life! Expect wild folklore, mythological monsters, and enough campaign hacks to make your dice blush. Listen...

In this remastered episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we venture into the dark, unforgiving world of TTRPG survival mechanics. Join us as we confront the harsh truths of survival in tabletop games, asking the tough questions: What should a true survival experience feel like? What do games like D&D and Pathfinder offer in terms of survival mechanics? What can we borrow or steal from other games to make survival really work in our campaigns? When the world grows cold and the resources...

Ready to take your Pathfinder 2 campaign from epic to IMMORTAL? Join us on the RPGBOT.Podcast as we dive into War of the Immortals and break down mythic feats, legendary archetypes, and the all-new Mythic Rules—tech issues and hilarious mishaps included! From high-risk Bloodragers to Warrior of Legend madness, we’re giving you insights, laughs, and some seriously powerful gameplay ideas. Don’t miss this epic journey through Pathfinder’s biggest expansion yet! Summary In this unmissable...

Howl with us as we dive into the Werewolf: The Apocalypse RPG! Ever wondered what it's like to juggle inner rage, healing powers, and... a meat child? Yeah, we’re still trying to figure that one out too. Join us for a wild ride through the World of Darkness, where character progression moves slower than a werewolf caught in quicksand but at least the adventures are setting-agnostic! Healing? Complex. Rage? Always lurking. Delirium? Humans, you’ve been warned. Werewolves, fangs, and fur... oh...

Ever wonder why your party's nemesis feels more "meh" than "muhahaha"? In this episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we’re diving into the world of villains and antagonists in TTRPGs! Want your baddies to be more than just big bags of hit points? Tune in as we reveal the secret sauce to creating villains so devious, your players will actually remember their names (and curse them for it)! Listen now, unless you want your next villain to just… monologue forever. Links RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes ...

In Part II of our Werewolf the Apocalypse Actual Play, we enter Birgit Van Gelder’s Creepy House of Glitches—where werewolves transform, supernatural attacks strike, and... our audio equipment needs a blessing. Will our heroes defeat the mysterious intruder or will the real battle be against Wi-Fi demons and rogue microphones? Tune in for epic combat, unconscious allies, and the deep philosophical question: Why does tech always fail when things get spooky? Listen now, if you dare… just don’t...

The RPGBOT crew is back, and this time we’re diving deep into werewolf drama, diner banter, AND suspicious horticulture clubs (because who doesn’t love a good cult mystery?). Join us in Barton's Crux for some hilarious character intros, greasy food debates, and a wild investigation that takes us from pie to murder rituals in the woods! Murder, mayhem, and the WORST cops ever? Check. 🐾 Werewolf transformations? You bet. All the laughs? ALWAYS. Summary In this laugh-out-loud episode, the...

In this episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we're talking TOOLS in TTRPGs. How do tools work in D&D and Pathfinder? How can we make them more than just a fancy hammer in a rogue's bag of tricks? Can a crowbar change your destiny? (Hint: Yes.) Join us as we get into the nuts, bolts, and… thieves’ tools! Listen now and learn how to turn your humble toolkit into an epic storytelling device! Materials Referenced in this Episode Articles from RPGBOT.net Practical Guide to Tools – DnD 5e DnD...

The RPGBOT crew is going full moon this week with a deep dive into 🐺 Werewolf: The Apocalypse! Expect: Werewolf combat tips (because who doesn't need to know the best way to rip apart an enemy?) Character creation advice so your wolf doesn’t have the social skills of a brick A heated debate: Do werewolves prefer fetch or frisbee? Grab your silver bullets and tune in for a hairy good time! Summary In this fang-tastic episode, the RPGBOT crew dives paw-first into the world of Werewolf: The...

Get ready for a howling good time on the latest RPGBOT.Podcast! The gang dives into Werewolf: The Apocalypse, where becoming a Garu means balancing your inner beast while trying not to accidentally maul your buddies. They explore the spirit world (aka the Umbra), debate which werewolf tribe cancels brunch over moral philosophy, and discuss rage management—yes, even werewolves need to chill. So, which furry tribe are you? Find out before the apocalypse hits! Summary Get ready for a howling...

Get ready to laugh as we break down the funniest ways status conditions wreck your DnD and Pathfinder characters! From being Charmed into helping the villain to running scared with Frightened or turning into a statue with Petrify—we’ve got it all. Tune in to this remastered episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast and find out why being Incapacitated is just an excuse for your party to make you the punchline. Summary Ever had your epic hero reduced to a gibbering mess because of a pesky status...

Welcome to The Darkest House—Monte Cook Game’s TTRPG where the house isn’t just haunted, it’s actively plotting your doom! Join us as we dive into cursed tools, doom mechanics, and Philip Harlock’s questionable relationship with the most emotionally unstable building ever. Ready for some spooky home improvement tips? Listen if you dare! Summary WARNING: SPOILERS! Get ready for the RPGBOT.Podcast's spookiest, creepiest, most definitely-not-cursed episode yet! This time, the hosts bravely...

PARENTAL ADVISORY - EXPLICIT CONTENT: Prepare to have your brain slurped! This week on the RPGBOT.Podcast, our hosts dive into the mind-blasting world of Mind Flayers! Ever wonder how a brain becomes a tentacle smoothie? Curious about undead Alhoons? Or just need combat tips in case an Elder Brain crashes your next campaign? We've got ALL the answers—plus a few tentacles. Tune in for laughs, lore, and life advice from the terrifying Ill-Sensei (now accepting students!). Buckle up for horror...

In this week’s remastered episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we're feeling stunned, paralyzed, and maybe just a little charmed! Join us as we dive into the wild world of status conditions in DnD and Pathfinder. From the good ol’ days of DnD 3.0 to the modern mechanics that keep you blinded and restrained—we’re talking about how these conditions have evolved, what they say about the games we love, and how they can cripple your enemies or... you, if you're not careful! Whether you're a sneaky rogue...

Spooktober alert! Ready to dive into the brain-slurping, tentacle-waving world of mindflayers?! In the latest episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, we explore the charm of Illithids and their Elder Brain overlords (they’re like the worst bosses ever) Thralls? Check. Brain buffets? Check. Cooking tips for keeping your creepy squid colony fed? You betcha! Oh, and we might’ve figured out how to turn Miss Frizzle into your next D&D character... because why not? Tune in if you dare! But, um, watch...

Get ready to spice up your next RPG session! In the latest RPGBOT.Podcast episode, we’re diving deep into the world of cooking in D&D and Pathfinder 2. Think Gordon Ramsay, but with more fireballs and way worse kitchen safety. Tune in for: Crafting rules & the chef feat Alchemical recipes that’ll make your potions jealous Whimsical rituals like the Butterfly Bender (yep, it's a thing) And, uh, charity streams... with cooking? Maybe? Listen now or risk burning your next in-game...

In this episode, the RPGBOT team dives into a hilariously overlooked topic in fantasy games: intelligent weapons—or, as we like to call them, "the sassiest companions you'll ever equip!" These talking items aren’t just glorified stabby-sticks; they’re a game mechanic waiting to add spice to your campaign. Whether it's a dagger with daddy issues or a bow that never shuts up about its legendary aim, these intelligent items have been tragically underused by players and DMs alike. Join us as we...