Ever wanted to own real estate… in D&D? The latest RPGBOT.Podcast episode breaks down the 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide’s new Bastion system, aka “castle maintenance but with monsters.” Tune in as the hosts tackle the big questions: How do you build a fortress that doesn’t get overrun? Which facilities are essential (Armory Spa… maybe later)? And who knew keeping a castle standing was a full-time job? Get ready for laughs, insights, and pro-tips on keeping your downtime a little less… down. Whether you’re all about cozy homesteads or defending the fortress of doom, this episode has you covered! Summary In this episode of RPGBOT.Podcast, the hosts boldly dive into the brand-new Bastion system in the 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide—basically D&D’s take on real estate, but with way more monsters and potential cave-ins. As they unpack the nuances of Bastion mechanics, they dig into the deep questions: How do you build one? How do you keep it from being raided? And who knew castle maintenance was basically a full-time job? Through jokes and deep insight, the hosts lay out strategies for keeping your Bastion running smoothly (as long as nothing explodes) and debate the rules-as-written versus rules-as-intended approach, for DMs who like to either keep it strict or go wild. Between discussing which facilities are a must (Armory? Yes. Spa? Maybe later) and the thrill of fending off attacks, they explore the storytelling potential of this system and throw in some wild ideas for making downtime a little less… down. Whether you're all about cozy homesteads or defending the fortress of doom, this episode has everything you need to turn Bastion management into high-stakes fun. Links DnD 5e 2024 Dungeon Master’s Guide (affiliate link) Storm King’s Thunder (affiliate link) Strongholds and Followers (affiliate link) PF2 Kingmaker (affiliate link) RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes 2024 DMG Review Other Stuff Monty Python and the Holy Grail Takeaways Bastions 101: Bastions are a brand-new system in D&D 2024, giving players customizable housing options, whether they acquire them through quests or land ownership. Foundations & Facilities: Basic Bastion facilities provide structure but no mechanical perks, while specialty facilities give tangible gameplay benefits. There’s a range of specialty options to explore! Defense Challenges: Defensive walls and other fortifications are costly and time-consuming. Building and defending Bastions takes effort and can affect gameplay pacing. Resource & Order Management: Managing orders and resources efficiently is crucial. Every Bastion turn can be optimized to enhance a facility’s value—though pacing Bastion turns is recommended to avoid fatigue. Rules, Interpretation & Communication: Players and DMs must align on interpreting rules, especially where the 2024 DMG’s intent isn't clear. Open communication ensures a smoother, enjoyable experience. Story-Driven Adventures: Bastions work best in campaigns suited to them, especially when story events guide their fate. For richer gameplay, downtime adventures can be woven into Bastion mechanics. Customization Potential: The Bastion system allows for vertical builds (think wizard towers!) and customization to fit each campaign’s style. It can even serve as a source of permanent magic items! Comparative Mechanics: For siege play, the Strongholds and Followers system still shines, offering more robust combat options. However, Bastion customization in 2024 DMG brings unique storytelling potential. If you enjoy the show, please rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or your favorite podcast app. It’s a quick, free way to support the podcast, and helps us reach new listeners. If you love the show, consider joining us on Patreon, where backers at the $5 and above tiers get ad free access to RPGBOT.net and the RPGBOT.Podcast, can chat directly to members of the RPGBOT team and community on the RPGBOT.Discord, and ca