Episodes
After a stumble in Game 2, the Boston Bruins have made Toronto look like the laughable, over-hyped and underperforming franchise that we all knew they were. Will Boston slam home the death nail.. or do the Leafs have a little more gas in the tank? Plus; your voicemails, Andrews 'Three Words Or Less' Challenge, and Thomas discovers the mute button. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 04/30/24
Published 04/30/24
Our thoughts on games 1 and 2 of the Toronto series including roster depth, power play success, goaltending tandem usage and much more. Get jazzed folks, its playoff time and we're in the thick of it! Plus; NHL Whip-It-Out! Voicemails! GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 04/24/24
Again at full strength, we're back for another episode -- one we've been looking forward to for a long time. It's playoff time! Temperature check: how are the nerves going into the tourny? We talk lines, we talk bottom six, we talk about how the Boston Bruins did not give even half a shit about the last two games, and we of course talk about the Toronto Maple Leafs. Also, VOICEMAILS! TIME TRAVEL! UTAH! GET IN! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 04/18/24
Thomas bailed and the kids are running the show. Andrew and Ian discuss process over results; 9 game stretch against all playoff teams: 5-4-0... absolute stinker against Carolina notwithstanding. What are you taking from the totality of this run? Are we past the point of “let Swayman play out of it” and having Ullmark in pen GM1? Are you ready to declare the lineup for GM1? Plus: 7th player award, Torts torting, and the shitstorm that is the Arizona Coyotes. GET IN. Learn more about your ad...
Published 04/12/24
Full roster for this episode, and Thomas is.. optimistic? Ullmark has pulled away as the number one heading into the playoffs, but will they ride him or are we still looking at a tandem in round one? We also discuss who sits and who stays for the defense when the time comes. Is Lohrie better off in Providence for the AHL playoffs? (spoiler, no he is not). PLUS: the Bruins sign a handful of college players, Conor McDavid inches closer to 100 assists on the season, George Parros meal preps, and...
Published 04/04/24
Low Qual returns from Thailand, the Boston Bruins hit a skid and still clinch, and the discord is becoming all powerful. Andrew and Ian kick off the show and cover much ground, pay some bills, and wait in agony to see if Thomas makes it home in time to join the pod and share some voicemails. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/30/24
Thomas is back, Ian is engaged, Andrew is lonely on the discord. All good things. Van Alan joins us to discuss the recent stretch of what may just be the best bit of hockey we've seen out of the Boston Bruins all season. Are they hitting their stride at the perfect time? Who's in net come playoff time? Is Bill Daly the dumbest f--- on earth? VOICEMAILS (kinda), PREDICTIONS (abandoned), AND MORE. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/21/24
The Boston Bruins keep blowing it, bouncing back the next night, and then blow it again. At least Andrew has the guts to lose predictions and stick to it night after night. At a historic pace I might add. PLUS: The deadline is gonna kill me, our voicemails keep getting weirder, and much more. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/07/24
Well, officially since the 9-0-1 start, the Bruins have a raw win/loss record of exactly .500 (25-12-13). Boston continues their stretch of mediocre play but are still getting points.. loser points, but points none the less. There are reasons, but are there solutions? Monty -- whatcha got my dude? VOICEMAILS. PREDICTIONS (for some reason). GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/29/24
We're back to full strength on the pod, and the Bruins are back in the win column. Coincidence? Yes. By definition, yes. The B's wrap a long, troublesome post-break homestand and head out west to take on a few dangerous opponents. They're bringing Mason Lohrei with them, so thats good. We talk about the issues the team have had over the last week+ and what the temperature of the team is going forward at least in the immediate future. Also, you know we're going to take a few jabs at Morgan...
Published 02/21/24
"Alright Shorties". Sorry, Thomas is absent for this one celebrating the brides day of birth. Lots to cover here for Andrew and Ian including this dry, flaccid spell of Boston Bruins Hockey. And Lucic. And more. Please, let there be more. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/17/24
This All-Start break doesn't move me, but there's still plenty to talk about. Does the Elias Lindholm deal set the market? Is Ian ready to give Morgan Geekie his flowers? Who's the biggest surprise so far this season? Who's the biggest disappointment? Does Thomas or Andrew stand a chance to climb back into the race for the predictions? Does anyone know who this Shorsey caller is? GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/02/24
Another episode of the Short Shift Podcast, another dubaroni and cheese for Ian on predictions. More importantly; THE BOSTON BRUINS ARE MURDERING EVERYONE. B's are on a hot streak and even some debatable personnel choices are looking like the right calls. Well, Forbort has been cheeks but that could be for any number of reasons, rust not withstanding. We talk Lohrie and Beecher to Providence, Poitras and Carlo's return to health, Roy being named HC on the Isle and somehow funnier -- Ryan...
Published 01/24/24
There's no denying it; Jeremy Swayman is an All-Star and a stud. The Boston Bruins need to start talking extension -- and so do we. We also need to acknowledge how strange the last two weeks have been in terms of the consecutive OT losses. Bruins are on a point streak? Parker Wotherspoon deserves his flowers? Andrew went to a game with Thomas and didn't get punched? VOICEMAILS. PREDICTIONS. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/17/24
Aight folks, first episode of the new year and riding a four game dub streak. Merkulov debuts, JVR is no longer *quietly* dominating, Poitras is due to return with Canada's elimination from the World Juniors, and Nick Cousins is a confirmed dildo. VOICEMAILS, PREDICTIONS, IAN'S DIET UPDATE AND MUCH MORE. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/04/24
"If you know, you know. If you dont.. you're Andrew." - Andrew One hundred and fifty episodes, folks... and to end the year no less. Obviously we wish we weren't discussing the worst stretch of hockey for the Boston Bruins all season but you can always count on us to objectively analyze and simultaneously provide a little levity even when the rest of the internet is in doomsday mode. Voicemails are plentiful, predictions are hopeful, and the walls are skin.. GET IN. Learn more about your ad...
Published 12/27/23
Bruins are on a point streak but dropped 2 of 3 this past week. You know we're gonna talk about the Pastrnak hit and the calls in general. You know we're gonna talk about the lunch pail past and present. You know we're gonna talk about where the team stands 1/3 the way through the season. And you know where gonna do PREDICTIONS, VOICEMAILS and much more! GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 12/19/23
Aight folks, we gotta address the Monty/Poitras stuff. What's Jim Montgomery's angle here and does the Short Shift panel agree with how its being handled, or at the very least how its being portrayed outside of the locker room. We also have to talk about the injuries, the logical (and emotionally irresponsible) replacement ideas. How much time is Zacha and McAvoy going to miss? How do we feel about Lohrei since coming up from Providence? PLUS PREDICTIONS AND YOUR VOICEMAILS. NICK COUSINS IS A...
Published 12/12/23
Three game win streak -- the reverse episode worked. YOU'RE WELCOME. Brad Marchand gets moved off his line and proceeded to absolutely explode for 4 consecutive unblemished and big goals. All the effort and leadership you'd expect from a captain (looking at you, Tavares). Plus we break down the strange story of the Johnny Beecher scratch. Monty, you alright bro? Plus; Poitras benching(s), Grzelcyk figuring it out, voicemails, predictions, and more featuring returning guest host, Mr. Van Alan....
Published 12/06/23
Aight folks. Our Boston Bruins are in an undoubtable funk right now so in the hopes of reversing fortunes we present to you a reversed episode where we hit your voicemails and our weekly predictions first. Okay, in reality Thomas was just short on time and needed to dip early but thats showbiz baby. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 11/29/23
Aight folks, we may be coming off the most frustrating and last second loss of the season after that one in Tampa. We do our best to make sense of what we saw, for better or for worse -- and we try not to get penalized while doing so. Also in this episode we address the developing Milan Lucic situation, Mason Lohrei's standing within the organization, Matt Poitras' benching, news and hilarious happenings around the NHL, VOICEMAILS, PREDICTIONS, AND MORE. GET IN. Looking to score some tickets...
Published 11/22/23
An episode to break up the "bye week" for you. Too long of a layoff for our liking so why not talk a little Jake DeBrusk, San Jose, Vancouver and other NHL topics that have been occupying space in our collective minds over the last week or two. A couple more voicemails as well since you guys just keep calling. I'm kidding of course. Do it. Our CHIRP LINE can be reached at ‪(860) 506-5444‬. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 11/17/23
Andrew returns to tout a triumphant half-victory in predictions, but also discuss the trade speculation floating around that needs to be addressed and swiftly cut down. We also discuss and assess the youth movement now that we've gotten a decent sample size of Poitras, Lohrie, Beecher -- and AHL bonus; Fabian Lysell. Also, concerned about Lindholm? Concerned about the setback for Lucic? Predictions? Voicemails? SURE. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 11/14/23
Aight folks, packed episode for you -- this week sans-Andrew. We welcome an important member of the Short Shift fam, Mr. Van Alan for his co-hosting debut. Lots to cover including the chatter surrounding trading away goaltending, the question now being answered whether or not this team could beat 'somebody', Toronto's failings, Carlo kudos, what to do with Mason Lohrei, VOICEMAILS, PREDICTIONS, and SO much more. GET. IN. NOW. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 11/09/23