A little later than normal, but here nonetheless, Slump 285 is here. This week we didn't have much to discuss, but that didn't stop us stretching out a couple of topics for ages, until there was enough for a podcast. Also, we invented perhaps the most innovative app yet seen by man - the Bob to Robert Converter. Find out more inside...

Well it all got a bit technical this week, as Ian and Brendan weren't free to record on the same day as each other. Not to be put off by a ridiculous plan, Dan simply recorded separate podcasts with each of them and stuck it all together to make what is almost a normal Slump. But not quite. It's hard to explain, you'll just have to listen.

This is a short episode, and so this is description.

Not only does this Slump contain some wonderful chat about rock bands, old crows, and fresh condiments, it also features at one point the rudest word in the English language. The C one. So do be careful if you think that'll ruin your day. Otherwise, dig in and enjoy the heck out of this podcast. Bye bye.

Hark! What's that, creeping around the internet? Don't scare it, for it's a flighty beast. Why, 'tis a new Slump, episode 281 no less, in which you'll find tales of annoying waiters, lazy men, and condiments a plenty. Lap it up, like a little cat.

Everyone's got a podcast these days don't they? Yeah, well just remember that we've been doing it for ages and it's not always easy to think of stuff to say every week for years on end. Just keep that in mind when you listen to us rambling on about sinkholes, ketchup and dogs scratching their bums.

This isn't the kind of podcast that lets a lack of content get in the way of duration, oh no. Despite having only three things on the running order, these plucky gents have stretched it out to about the same length as normal. And it's almost as good. Behold, Slump 288.

Pickles. Video games. Lead poisoning. It's all the fun of the fair here on The Slump! And we're legally obliged to inform you that we are prohibited by a court of law from running a fair.

Rude words, silly names, and strangers calling Dan "Daddy". Plus, a triple-pronged Condiment Corner, and more besides which I can't remember right now because I'm tired.

Ian and Dan present this, Slump 276. But where of Brendan? Well, he's not here this week, but that doesn't stop the remaining members discussing such wide-ranging topics as slow cookers, European time disparities and administrative holidays. If this is your first time listening and you're just looking at the description to see what it's all about, then we promise it's more entertaining than that sounds.

Emails from people, emails for people. It's a technological wonderland as emails are read, sent and discussed. Plus, things taken out of context, and the usual melange of talking nonsense. Essential listening for the modern age.

This week we talk about dogs quite a lot. But if you're not interested in dogs don't worry, because we also talk about arms dealing and the impending apocalypse, so it kind of balances out.

The Slump crew are back once again, doing what they do best: talk about jackets and condiments. But what's that? Something different on the horizon? Is that a... a lighthouse?

Float like a butterfly, sing like a...er...a boxer trying to forge a pop career in the 1960s? That might not make a lot of sense to you at the moment, but boy will it make sense once you've listened to this episode of The Slump. Also discussed are subjects as diverse as paper cups, ketchup and foxes, it's quite literally a podcast.

Juice. We've all drunk it. But have you ever voted for it? Dan has - AGAINST HIS WILL. Find out more in this week's edition of a podcast entitled 'The Slump'. Also Mr T.

This week Slump was semi-unplanned, just like this description. Expect stuff, geese, stuff and stuff. And chip spice. I guess.

Like a car launched pointlessly into space, a new episode of The Slump has been delivered to your device. But what does it contain? Washing machines, Vegemite and Noel Edmunds, that's what.

Phone charged? Emotional support animal by your side? Then you're ready for this week's episode of The Slump, which is the 268th. #TriumvirateOfAnatidae

An update on Dan's life of crime. An warning from nature. A song from condiments. This is The Slump 267. LIVE IT.

Listen up and listen close: This here podcast is the ONLY place you can win a counterfeit jacket (probably), and the only way to find out how is by listening. To this.

Down yourself a glass of filthy water and get aboard the bantz bus, it's time for a Slump.

Who'd've thought it... it's 2018! Why not ring in the new year with a fresh Slump, hot off the grinder? In the pulp this week: jet-lag, clothes, and Crash Test Dummies.

It's The Slump's 2017 FESTIVE SPECIAL! And as such, it may contain traces of Christmas. It's beginning to look a lot like... NOTHING BECAUSE IAN IS TYPING THIS AND I REFUSE TO PERPETUATE THIS STUPID SONG

We're Brendan and Ian, and we're to say: that we like to rap, in a podcast way! This week's episode features rock, ketchup, a special report from Dan... and it's PERFECT.

Take it from us: this is a podcast. And this week that podcast features tables, genres, and FAKE NEWS. Yes FAKE NEWS you thought this would be a light whimsical podcast description but it's gone all hard-hitting and political. Stay woke.