Sassy McSass-Sass wants NOTHING to do with Aunt Tappie's sincere apology for going into outer space with Roger Bunting.  We do, however,  finally learn what happened to Aunt Tappie and Roger while they were off-Earth... and it's a tale NOT to be believed! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

That's right!  Brenda Boo, Doc Stone, Jay the Hauntcub and Toppie Smellie have returned with an ALL-NEW episode of LOTSL... or... "Life On The Shit List"!   And it looks like there's going to be more, because we, the LOTSL Crew have committed to bring you brand new epsisodes once a month right here on the Smellcast feed (to start with).  We would love to hear from you and for right now, please leave a comment over at The Smellcast.com, or email any of us at the address [email protected].  ...

It's another full round of sound clips sent in from Smellcast listeners! STICK THIS AND LISTEN!!!! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

First, a farewell to an old friend of the Smellcast.  Then, Toppie tells his pal Manyan all about a long time friend of his from Rochester NY with whom he broke off a long time friendshp.  It seems Toppie's friend liked to break and enter abandoned homes to hoard whatever he found. At first, Toppie tells the sturry of his break up with conviction and a righteousness which he knows to be his.  But later...  somehow... Toppie changes his tune.  And then.... it's suddenly a very different...

Toppie is embarrassed when Aunt Tappie tells the story of her first New Year's Eve drop in 1933 amidst the great depression! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Sassy wants to record Toppie's chickens to hear what they will say at the stroke of midnight on Christmas Eve! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

Happy Turkey Day 2023!  Toppie is here with just about the ENTIRE Smellcast gang for a convoluted THANKSGIVING DAY JIFFY MIX CORN-PUDDIN' kind of celebration! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

On this special Halloween edition of the Smellcast Tommy Hashbrowns (Paul) stops in to tell his true tale of the unknown.  Sensitive listeners: be advised of unsettling and disturbing content. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

There is some attempt by Toppie to do a very nice episode about what he and his cast members did over the summer.  However, that attempt is quickly abandoned because the usual insanity erupts.  This time, it's like... a blast off in Pickle Hollow... only not really... only maybe it is... oh, hell... YOU FIGURE IT OUT, OKAY!!???? And Also: Super-special VOICE MAILS from Tastes Like Burning, Tim! Plus: Super-special appearance from guest star, Paul Chandler from The Shy Life Podcast! Write...

The Zombie weed!  Oh, watch out for that Zombie weed...   Toppie and his pal Tommy Hashbrowns visit a marijuana dispensary somewhere in the north country, and later, Toppie experiences what he has come to call... his "Lost Weekend"! The true tale of a naked stoner for your edification and entertainment! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and...

STICK IT!!!! Yeah, STICK IT!!!! Stick it out your back door! We got water puppets, fridge-drainage, snorers galore and lots of wetness!  All these sounds and more on our latest ALL-NEW Stick It episode!!! Special thanks to the following contributors: Tommy Hashbrowns Tastes Like Burning Tim Scotty, The Little Aussie Battler Harley in Denver Kathy Bacon Jay the Hauntcub Paul Chandler and Baron Frosti YOU (everyone and anyone) are invited to participate in a future episode of Stick...

Some thoughts from a terlit cleaner about a way to move forward in an age of existential thoughts and impending doom. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on X. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you!

No actual white, far right, religious, whacko nut-job Republicans were actually killed during this episode of the Smellcast. And they should thank their lucky stars, because frankly... it was a close call. It's a monumental global wide environmental disaster today on the Smellcast as Toppie and Sassy are washed out to sea in an epic tale of survival and far-right lemonade. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on...

Now more than ever, it is so important we teach our youngsters about acceptance and being kind to one another.  In her own words: On this special June Pride edition of the Smellcast, we find out how participating in Drag Queen Story Hour has personally affected Maryland based Drag Super-Star, D'Manda Martini. Find D'Manda Martini on Twitter! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name...

Longtime listeners of the Smellcast will recognize our guests this episode: Kevin and Brian of Dansbury Connecticut, lovingly known to Pride 48-ers as... "The Dansburries," return for a fun and informative chat-fest with Toppie. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

In this blistering climax, answers await those behind the scene at the Smellcast studio: Before this episode is done, the cast asembled will hear an answer from Toppie that will decide the fate of all concerned.  Sounds pretty dramatic, huh?  Once again, featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name...

You are urged to listen to this exciting END STORY to the multi-year Killer Gerbil storyline! Meanwhile, the Smellcast ensemble becomes more and more convinced that Toppie is planning to oust them all in favor of Ikk the Alien... from the Shy Life Podcast!  Anyways... it's all rather confusing...  However, you may possibly enjoy this.  Possibly. Featuring special guest star, IKK from the Shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on...

In this gripping episode of the Smellcast, Sassy McSass-Sass rescues Popeye Arms Paulie from his Vegas mob family! Featuring special guest star, IKK from the shy Life Podcast with thanks to Paul Chandler! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

It all starts out innocently enough as a road trip to eat french fries... but then it turns into so much more! In this odd episode of the Smellcast, Toppie's pal Manyan returns with an epic sturry about an old girl friend!  Then, a small town festival unfolds! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss...

Roger Bunting stops in to deliver his annual love poem recitation for Valentine's Day. TASTES LIKE BURNING, a podcast by Tim and James Instrumental Music by Monica Gil Music  and gils102. Poem – Annabelle Lee by Edgar Allen Poe, read by Basil Rathbone, put to music by Foxiekitten25 Song – Annabelle Lee by Fiddler’s Green. To Earthward by Robert Frost Love at the lips was touch As sweet as I could bear; And once that seemed too much; I lived on air That crossed me from sweet...

A bit of yappin' and a lot of cookin' as Toppie shows off his recipe for SMOTHERED COUNTRY STYLE PORK RIBS! Special thanks to Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his guest appearance on today's lil' shoe. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

It's a whole new round of recordings sent in by listeners!  STICK IT OUT YOUR BACK DOOR! Special mention: Round the Archives Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/TheSmellcast

Yes, you're in for a TREAT! Toppie describes his recent colonoscopy! Meanwhile, Sassy embarks on a mission of grave importance with the help of Ikk, the space alien. Thanks to special guest star Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his portrayal of Ikk. Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB name and link, then Toppie will find YOU and friend you! Rss...

Oh, the zaney mayhem! Aunt Tappie opts out of participating in Pickle Hollow's 2023 New Year's Eve drop event, so Toppie and Sassy rush to put in place an alternative plan with all the failure you have all come to expect on the Smellcast! Special thanks to Paul Chandler from the Shy Life Podcast for his time and participation on today's episode! Write to Toppie at [email protected]. Leave a comment on Toppie’s blog!  Follow him on Twitter. Friend Toppie on Facebook by emailing him YOUR FB...