It's the worldwide hit that was the soundtrack to everyone's 4th grade birthday party at a bowling alley, but when you dive into the nitty-gritty of the lyrics it's actually one of the most salacious songs we've ever covered. Mike leads this line-dance of an episode and reveals what the ORIGINAL song was actually about, the Bayside Boys remix that took over the world, and the existence of the Christmas version. Yes, there's a Christmas version. Follow us on Podchaser! https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/the-songtopsy-report-1569260