The Sporting Probe this week may be the most fair dinkum show in the history of Australian broadcasting with Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson giving it a red-hot fair go. Every probester, patriot, punter and pilgrim will be proud as they tackle the big issues affecting every Australian. Like, the finale of The Bachelorette – the finest radio personalities ever to grace the Australian airwaves have the inside goss on Ali’s chance of success with her new romance. Or revealing how the world-wide phenomenon of Andre Rieu began in a little Aussie post office. Is the current Wallaby team the worst since 1958? If they are it’s a little problematical because as Roy points out, ‘It’s a big call because the Wallabies running around back then were soiled bits of toilet paper.’ Then there’s the scarifying return of amateur proctologist John Hopoate to rugby league; big news on Hughie Bowman’s horse-racing suspension and how caddies are more important than the bloke hitting the golf ball. And then there’s the week’s biggest stink with news of dart champions farting to put competitors off their game and how this technique could be used in other sports. Fair dinkum!