The Sporting Probe delivers a simple but powerful and transformative message this week; a rallying cry for all probesters, patriots, pilgrims and punters. Cutting through to the heart of every and any problem, Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson say, “Come on, Australia, pull your finger out!” The world’s greatest broadcasters practise what they preach as they unpack our nation’s woes and troubles to reveal: Why the FFA should have honoured Tim Cahill’s retirement with the Banking Royal Commission Cup. Why Australian batsmen are rubbish. (Hint: They’re batting like Graeme Hicks.) Why the Lithgow Groove is now joining the A-League. (Hint: Could be something to do with FFA board members driving flash new cars and are able to visit the Small Arms Factory in Lithgow any time they want.) Why boxer Daniel Geale is coming out of retirement. (Hint: He loves punching Mundine.) Why Australian Olympians will be slaughtering livestock in Japan. (Hint: new sponsor and team bonding.) But wait, there’s so much more including an explosive WORLD EXCLUSIVE when Roy lets slip that Cristiano Ronaldo will be playing for the Lithgow Groove in 2019. Now there is a good example of “Pulling you finger out!!!”