Episodes
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter are lifting the lid on some of the wildest antics they have gotten up to over the years which has resulted in some hilarious nights out and not so hilarious hangovers!
Listen today to find out how Abbey was once almost cast as a MILF in a very raunchy music video, and Pete and Abbey nearly get into their own rap battle after one of Abbey’s old cameos comes to light….
With Glastonbury on the tip of everybody’s tongue,...
Published 11/21/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of John’s 30th birthday bonanza and are giving the nation advice on how to keep themselves flirty at 30!
Is 30 really the new 20? Abbey and Peter put to bed some myths about what happens when you turn the big 3 0, and why you shouldn’t put any pressure on yourself if you haven’t hit some of the milestones you thought you would have by the end of your 20s.
Peter also takes a trip down memory lane, when we...
Published 11/19/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are answering your questions in their usual chaotic style. Abbey gets real about one of her most embarrassing moments, while Pete shares some eye-opening stories from his footballing glory days, including the best atmosphere he’s ever played in!
We also hear about what to do if you ever find yourself in a sober silent disco, and what our podcast power duo think of them…
We also hear abbey reiterate her life mantra, “If it’s not a Hell...
Published 11/14/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the ranch but still very much reminiscing about some of the lovely surprises the big man has pulled out of the bag recently which has created some great vibes on the couch.
The gang reflect on their recent away day which saw the person living their best life as real life cattle ranchers - with Pete being crowned the ultimate Cowboy, and Abbey talks how much she has been enjoying the recent return of Yellowstone!
We also hear...
Published 11/12/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are adjusting to life post Yellowstone and have managed to pry themselves away from their arse-less chaps and are back on Crouch Couch.
Abbey and Peter are back on track answering all the questions that you have been desperate for the pair to answer since their ranchy weekend away.
We discover just how Pete would behave in a Brewster’s Millions style scenario where he can only spend his new fortune on things beginning with...
Published 11/07/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are off the boogie bus and back in the saddle as they prepare for their ultimate cowboy showdown.
Ahead of the hotly anticipated, epic return of Yellowstone on November 11th, The Therapy Crouch, in collaboration with Paramount+ UK and Ireland have got Abbey and Pete living their best ranch life and channeling their inner Beth and Rip!
Peter, who has pulled out all the stops for Abbey’s big surprise, continues to go all out in helping...
Published 11/05/24
The Call Me……THE CLANCE!! Abbey Launches Her New Nickname on The Therapy Crouch #AMA!
On today’s VERY SPECIAL edition of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter take you one step closer to revealing all about just what went down on their big surprise trip away.
Although they still can’t reveal all, we hope this gives you a great indication of the absolute shenanigans to come!!
Ever the professionals, Abbey and Peter do not want to leave any of you hanging and have taken time out their jam packed...
Published 10/31/24
On today’s instalment of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are taking things in a COMPLETELY different direction, as Crouchy tries to finally shed his sh*t surprise giver moniker and blow Abbey completely off her feet.
Fans of the show will know that Crouchy isn’t known for his gift giving skills (monkey island, orange Chanel bag, indoor tree, the list goes on) however today he is a man with a plan. A plan to change this reputation Abbey has given him once and for all.
Join us today as we...
Published 10/29/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it is very much NOT business as usual, as Abbey and Peter take the podcast on the road and are coming at you live(ish) and direct from the boogie bus!!
We are sure you have a lot of questions about this unusual set up, but fear not, all will be revealed in due time!
Even as they travel the length and breadth of the country in their very own boogie bus, Abbey and Peter are still on hand to answer any and all of our listener questions!
Abbey gives her...
Published 10/24/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than Mr Roman Kemp himself!
After recently leaving Capital FM breakfast show, Roman has been revelling in his new found freedom of no longer having to start work at 4am!
Roman lifts the lid on life after Radio, his experiences growing up in the Kemp household where global megastars like George Michael could often be found having a cuppa in the kitchen, and how he spends his Saturday afternoon’s (making Peter...
Published 10/22/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter are back at it answering all the burning questions you guys need to know the answers too!
Abbey and Peter give their verdict on the dreaded midlife crisis, and why having one may just be the kick start your relationship needs!
Abbey embraces her inner trapeze artist when discussing what circus trick she would most like to be able to perform, and we finally get the verdict on the GOAT hoover she has ever had the pleasure of...
Published 10/17/24
On this weeks episode Pete puts his foot down after a constantly having his chargers stolen and we continue with more of your stories on horrendous Christmas presents.
After going viral for her singing talents Abbey has been at the Karaoke once again after a few beverages.
It’s surprise galore as Pete has pulled his finger lining up two surprises in quick succession, however Ab is remaining sceptical over Pete’s ability to pull one of them off.
We also have plenty advice for you listeners...
Published 10/15/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back answering the nations burning topics, from fashion faux pas to gift giving go-tos.
Abbey also reveals what one of her biggest icks in a man is (cue Pete). And Crouchy dishes the dirt on his Desert Island Disk choices.
We also hear from a listener who wants to know Abbey and Peter’s thoughts on some cold blooded friends and stay tuned to find out why Abbey is absolutely mental for men with Maths!
If you want your question...
Published 10/10/24
October is officially upon us, and The Therapy Crouch is having its very own Oktoberfest to celebrate all things Autumn.
Today we give you your guide to smashing this October, from our favourite foods to updating your wardrobe, no stone is left unturned on how to keep a smile on your face during these long, dark nights.
Abbey is also shocked, and a little bit dismayed, by Peter’s ‘cuffing’ season revelation - if you are unsure what this is you DO NOT want to miss this episode.
The gang...
Published 10/08/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are in fine form as they get stuck into all the typically funny, outrageous and downright silly questions that you guys want to know the answers to this week!
After getting fed up of the constant jibes directed at him and his barnet, Peter has taken some preventive measures in the form of hair care, which Abbey duly exposes him for on our major public platform with hilarious results….
Abbey and Peter also give their verdict on...
Published 10/03/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back giving the lowdown on what has been another very eventful week in the Crouch household.
Still nursing hangovers from the big engagement party, Abbey and Peter spill the beans on their recent, raucous night out that culminated in Abbey finally giving the people what they want in a publicised rendition of, yes you guessed it, SHALLOW!!
In the weekly whine club, we hear from a listener whose colleagues chewing habits has put...
Published 10/01/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, it I back to business as usual for your favourite couple who have had a week off answering your weird and wonderful questions but are no back in action.
In an outrageous turn of events, Peter threatens to throw in the towel on the Therapy Crouch after revealing recent records have taken their toll!
Abbey also spills the beans on how to achieve her blond bombshell look with the help of hair extensions and Peter reveals why he never made the move...
Published 09/26/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love is most certainly in the air after one of our very own has decided to take the plunge and pop the question to his dearly beloved.
In honour of this, Abbey and Peter are taking a look back at some of the most iconic proposals they have seen and relive their own romantic proposal.
In the weekly whine section, we hear from a mother whose love of the podcast has made her feel unsafe in her own home now her 9 year old has taken up super shabbaring...
Published 09/24/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, we thought we would spice things up more than usual and take a change of pace than our AMA and are giving you tips on how to spice things up during Pumpkin Spice Latte Season
With a little help from Starbucks, Abbey and Peter take a trip down memory lane to explore some of the spiciest antics they have got up to over the course of their relationship.
We talk spicy holidays, texts, dance moves and everything in between!
Abbey and Peter also try out...
Published 09/19/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, there is a storm brewing in the Crouch household.
Straight off the back of a golfing trip in the scenic Port Rush Abbey has a bone or two to pick with Pete which causes a fair few fireworks!!
In classic Therapy Crouch style, the pair use the couch to air their grievances, kiss and make up and help some of our beloved listeners with their own problems!
We hear from a woman whose 9 year old sun has taken too keenly to a cheeky shabba resulting in some...
Published 09/17/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are back in action tackling all the hard hitting topics that are keeping you, our dear listeners awake at night.
We address the problem of where to stash the Christmas gifts in a house full of nosey parkers, as well as how best to diffuse an argument in the form of fancy dress when all other hope fails.
Abbey gives her final verdict on the true North V South divide question (chippys) and Peter is on hand for some hard hitting...
Published 09/12/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Abbey and Peter are joined by their good friends and all round power couple Kimberly Wyatt and Max Rogers!
The couple explore their respective career journeys into showbusiness and Kimberly gives a 101 lesson on how sliding down a bannister can help secure your role in one of the biggest girl groups the world has ever seen.
Max, a model and former presenter alongside Abbey on Britain’s Next Top Model dishes the dirt on just exactly what working...
Published 09/10/24
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA Abbey and Peter are fresh off the back of their summer of fun but still in the hot seat answering all your weird and wonderful questions.
Before jumping straight into this week’s Ask Us Anything, Abbey and Peter have a little debrief on their summer of love, including their recent adoption of a new kitten name beau and Pete reveals he was the first man in Europe to………
We had some great questions this week, including which of your favourite life...
Published 09/05/24
With the back to work and back to school blues firmly upon us, The Therapy Crouch team have scoured some of our all time best clips to bring you this compilation mashup and put that spring back in your step!
What will make the cut? Bonk Beats? Squat Boxes? The birth of Anon? You will have to stay tuned to find out!
00:00 Introduction
02:34 Education, Education, Education
09:32 Worlds Worst Meal Deal
12:04 Birth of A Book Club
18:23 DOOOORITOS!
21:06 Timetable Tekkers
35:05 Abbey Clancy:...
Published 09/03/24