6pm - Happy National No-Pants Day // Speaking of no pants, Seattle is ranked as the 12th best city in the country for naked gardening // In other nude-news; there’s a now a nude cruise // The Woodland Park Zoo has responded to their duckling massacre // As WA zebra search continues, officials ask people to stop crowding area // The North Bend businesses that have a lot riding on the Zebra // “I was chased by the North Bend Zebra” // Dave & Buster’s to allow betting on arcade games

5pm - Ferries hike fares again // Flight to Seattle diverted due to ‘unknown odor in the cabin’ // All the fun side effects of Ozempic // Siblings can share the darndest quirks — like picking up coins & keys with their toes // What traits do you share with your siblings?  I couldn’t possibly be any different than mine // LETTERS

4pm - Harvard Pro-Palestine Encampment gets a surprise from the “Primal Scream Club” // The UNC frat gofundme is up to $515,000 // The Era of ‘No-Show’ Fees Is Here—and It’s Going to Cost You (my wife has a massive no-show penalty) // Inside the airport that has not lost a single piece of luggage in THIRTY YEARS // Halle Berry VS menopause // Utah couple accidentally ships pet cat in Amazon return package: ‘We had no idea'

3pm - Happy National No-Pants Day // Speaking of no pants, Seattle is ranked as the 12th best city in the country for naked gardening // In other nude-news; there’s a now a nude cruise // The Woodland Park Zoo has responded to their duckling massacre // As WA zebra search continues, officials ask people to stop crowding area // The North Bend businesses that have a lot riding on the Zebra // “I was chased by the North Bend Zebra” // Dave & Buster’s to allow betting on arcade games

6pm - UNC frat that raised the American Flag earn a “throw them a rager” gofundme… It’s over $400k // One “prestigious”  university is offering scholarships to any students expelled for participating in pro-Palestine protests // Train robbing is BACK!// Zebra Watch 2024: Officials - Call 911 if you see the Zeeb.  Do NOT try to capture it yourself!

5pm - Another Granny with a Gun; Woman watching Taylor Swift’s Era concert with her grand daughter shoots intruder who dared interrupt // Study finds men who like excessively loud cars are probably psychopaths… IE, the Belltown Hellcat // Another Brittany Spears breakdown? // Ashley Madison is full of extortionists… Is anyone surprised?   Do they deserve it? // LETTERS

4pm - UNC frat that raised the American Flag earn a “throw them a rager” gofundme… It’s over $400k // One “prestigious”  university is offering scholarships to any students expelled for participating in pro-Palestine protests // Train robbing is BACK! // More Zebra Updates and Speculation

3pm - ANOTHER Boeing Whistleblower has Died // Inslee claims EV school busses will make children quieter // Overpass attacks are back! // Quiet on the Set producer sues for defamation // JonBenet Ramsey’s Brother Settles $750 Million Lawsuit Against CBS // Zebra Watch 2024: Officials - Call 911 if you see the Zeeb.  Do NOT try to capture it yourself!

6pm - 58 year old Man arrested after dead 20 year old woman found in his home // Twitter journalists PhotogSteve81 alleges that the suspect is a former Bothell City Councilmember // Pierce County man charged after chasing his stolen truck… because the police wouldn’t // GUEST - Steve Hickey, AKA PhotogSteve81 on Twitter on guerrilla journalism and the case against the former Bothell city councilmen // The North Bend zebra is still on the loose… now possibly being stalked by a cougar after...

5pm - Mayor Harrell hires independent firm to investigate sexual harassment claims // Strange: The emergency slide that fell off of a Boeing plane on Friday washed up on the shore of a beachside house of a lawyer… who just happens to be suing Boeing // 9 year old Oklahoma boy runs a mile in the dark to save the lives of his parents after a tornado flipped their truck // Emotional support alligator, once in the running for America’s Favorite Pet, is missing: ‘Bring my baby back’ // Woman goes...

4pm - Columbia Protest crackdown… 300 arrested // UCLA encampment is the site of a massive brawl after counter protesters show up // There’s a team of people trying different things to keep Trump awake in court // Utah man regales us with the story of what it’s like to survive a grizzly bear attack // In other unusual wild animal encounter news; tourists on safari in South Africa got more than they bargained for after a lion couple jumped on their vehicle and… got to know each other...

3pm - 58 year old Man arrested after dead 20 year old woman found in his home // Twitter journalists PhotogSteve81 alleges that the suspect is a former Bothell City Councilmember // Pierce County man charged after chasing his stolen truck… because the police wouldn’t // GUEST - Steve Hickey, AKA PhotogSteve81 on Twitter on guerrilla journalism and the case against the former Bothell city councilmen // The North Bend zebra is still on the loose… now possibly being stalked by a cougar after...

6pm - Seattle police union approves new contract with retroactive raises // Sumeer Singla, the lawyer who filed SPD lawsuit, shares some insight on the case // White House Officially Claims Biden Has Made 148 Mistakes During 2024 Public Remarks // ‘You Little F*cking 26-Year-Old!’ James Carville Torches Young Voters for Not Supporting Biden // ‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’

5pm - The duck eating bear at Woodland Park Zoo AND the North Bend Zebras go national // Watch as speedy new humanoid AI robot shows off impressive cooking and cleaning skills ‘faster than man’ // The Legend of John Henry… Man VS Machine (6th paragraph sums it up) // I Tricked ChatGPT Into Being My Boyfriend. He Got Spicy Real Fast // Ryan Seacrest Weighs In On Taking Mantle From Pat Sajak On ‘Wheel Of Fortune’ // Speaking of game show hosts who took over for other famous game show hosts… The...

4pm - DEA looks to reclassify marijuana from a schedule 1 substance // Over Half Of Americans Support Mass Deportations Of Illegal Immigrants // NFL to allow players to wear Guardian Helmets during actual games… so will anyone? // Was it misguided to #FreeBritney? Inside Britney Spears' toxic spiral from 'abusive' conservatorship to becoming 'completely dysfunctional and at risk of going broke' as experts claim the princess of pop needs an intervention // Britney Spears settles legal battle...

3pm - Seattle police union approves new contract with retroactive raises // Sumeer Singla, the lawyer who filed SPD lawsuit, shares some insight on the case // White House Officially Claims Biden Has Made 148 Mistakes During 2024 Public Remarks // ‘You Little F*cking 26-Year-Old!’ James Carville Torches Young Voters for Not Supporting Biden // ‘Cheeseball Man’ draws massive NYC crowd to watch him eat entire jumbo jar: ‘The hero we needed’

6pm - Four female SPD employees file $5M claim against the department alleging discrimination // Survey Finds Turnaround in Police Staffing Efforts // Caught on camera: Zebras running loose in North Bend, 1 still missing // How to Survive a Zebra Attack // Jerry Seinfeld blames the extreme left for ruining comedy // Seinfeld defends himself after a question about having too many white guests on his show // Looking for a last minute Mother’s Day Gift?  Why not your face on a potato // Try...

5pm - The Columbia Protest Leader Saying Zionists Need to Die Portland State University will temporarily stop accepting donations from Boeing due to protests // UW Protest Encampment is officially up… Demand UW cut ties with Israel and Boeing // Flight attendant reveals her procedure if someone is caught joining the Mile High Club // John and Shari celebrate a shared first wedding anniversary // LETTERS

4pm - Our Oblivious Presidential Candidates // Biden and Howard Stern // Biden cracks jokes at the White House Correspondents dinner // The AI Catholic Priest: catholic.com/ai // Shari Reports Live from the Zebra Scene and the Newsroom is Watching Bears Eat Ducks

3pm - Four female SPD employees file $5M claim against the department alleging discrimination // Survey Finds Turnaround in Police Staffing Efforts // Caught on camera: Zebras running loose in North Bend, 1 still missing // How to Survive a Zebra Attack // Jerry Seinfeld blames the extreme left for ruining comedy // Seinfeld defends himself after a question about having too many white guests on his show // Looking for a last minute Mother’s Day Gift?  Why not your face on a potato // Try...

6pm - GUEST - GOVERNOR JAY INSLEE ON THE STATE OF THE WASHINGTON STATE FERRY SYSTEM // Mark Mullet: Dems' backroom deal stacked the deck in governor's race for Ferguson // GUEST - SENATOR MARK MULLET RESPONDS TO TIMES ARTICLE // The most dreaded word at work?  Hey…

5pm - The Psychic Couple Joins Us! // KNOW-IT-ALL QUIZ // LETTERS

4pm - During an interview with Howard Stern, Biden says he’d be happy to debate Trump // The Onion has a new owner // 100 Nigerian inmates able to escape prison due to heavy rain… Someone must have… Blessed the rains down in Affffffrica! // Former School Official Arrested For Allegedly Framing Principal With Fake Recording Of Racist Ran // How a “Sovereign Citizen” can turn a routine traffic ticket into a 12 year prison sentence // Spoke Judge on “Sovereign Citizen” // Las Vegas teen says...

3pm - GUEST - GOVERNOR JAY INSLEE ON THE STATE OF THE WASHINGTON STATE FERRY SYSTEM // Mark Mullet: Dems' backroom deal stacked the deck in governor's race for Ferguson // GUEST - SENATOR MARK MULLET RESPONDS TO TIMES ARTICLE // The most dreaded word at work?  Hey…