Abandon all hope. Say goodbye to joy. Things are bleak. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're headed to Tornado Alley for an adventure fit for a Gene Wilder movie. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

It's another fun day at the lake! Grab your life jacket. And let's wrap up this weird Rossi backstory and never speak of it again. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Hide your kids, there's a superhero on the loose. The kids save themselves while the BAU overanalyzes Rossi's relationship with his ex wife. It's another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

It's the high school reunion from hell in this poorly ripped from the headlines episode. Our final destination is going to jump the shark in this Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We take a trip down memory lane in a situation that the BAU will never acknowledge they've dealt with before. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Season 7 continues with an uncomfortable acting choice. Hey, everyone has that one uncle, right? It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Draft

We reflect on the second half of Season 17 and list all the ways we could've done it better. We're airing our grievances with another special episode. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're back! We've been feverishly watching Season 17, and we're here to point out the good, the bad, and the ugly. It's a special episode! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're taking a stroll down memory line and taking about the best and the worst to wrap up season 6. What a journey! Remember when Tim Curry was here?! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We finally come to the end of season 6, and it doesn't end with a bang, just a weird game of Russian Roulette that maybe somebody paid for? It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode takes us down under the sea where we get some questionable osteology and a magical drug that makes you follow only the unsub's directions. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're both shocked we didn't remember this episode, especially considering the prime real estate in this fictional NC town. The stained glass is truly breathtaking in this Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode is actually a victim description that fits Sarah too well, but don't worry, neither of us is babysitting ever again. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

If you're looking for sense, you've come to the wrong place. Justice for Shelly! It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Maintaining friendships as an adult is tough...even tougher when your friends are hallucinations from your childhood exorcism. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're back, and we're diving deep into flashbacks of Prentiss with Doyle. She was right...they judged the outfit. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're getting deep into the Ian Doyle-ness of it all this episode. The real question is, how long would you pretend like you know nothing about what's going on? It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We uncover another of Morgan's surprising expertise in this slow moving episode. We're headed to the bayou for another Criminal Minds recap. Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

Misery loves company in this Stephen King inspired episode that proves the self help industry is a scam. We're headed upstate for another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

This episode takes that annoying essential oils MLM that every girl from your high school is into now and makes it murdery. Time to hail a cab. It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're headed for a road trip through the Midwest, as we chase two wild and crazy love birds. Get ready to stop at the gas station, it's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.

We're headed down south to the land of Bermuda shorts. We don't practice Santeria, we don't got no crystal ball, but Reid's got migraines and visions, so that will help! It's another Criminal Minds recap! Due to the nature of the show, there will be discussion of violence and sexual assault. Original theme music composed and performed by Nate Youngblood. This podcast was produced by Nate Youngblood.