Episodes
Ohhh boy do we have a spooky one for you cultists!
You know what's scarier than humanity's downward spiral into the s*****r? Fake accents...
With this year's creepy Halloween special, we unlock the evils that are incredibly unsexy-sex scenes, leaving the milk out, and a twist-ending straight out of a bodybuilder's wet dream.
Oh boy! Very scary and very culty,
Only on the Video Cult.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres;...
Published 10/31/24
Well, here we are cultists!
After many weeks of fighting our soon-to-be tech overlords, we are victorious! While Josh and Carey have a lovely outing around the Dingle while Gabby fights for her life (at the cost of her hairline) against sentient scooters. We got TV and Movie recaps, and the constant sniffles provided by your hosts.
Enjoy the fruit of our labours!
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Published 10/23/24
All the usual Cult Meeting segments to get you up to speed on what media you should consume, along with a truly heinous tale of a Cat and his Hat. You don't have to join The Video Cult, we already signed you up. We're family now, just ask Vin Diesel.
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Published 10/02/24
1 host, 2 host, Guest host, we boast?....that this episode is...good. Well here at The Video Cult we Aren't poets, but we do like to think we're funny. So come along and join the crew for yet another (3rd time) musical of cult proportions. Marvel at human deformities, gasp at the volume of sinks, and tap your toes to the tunes of a by gone era. If you've got ten happy fingers then we've got the musical for you. Your parents think its just a phase, but we know you've joined The Video Cult for...
Published 09/18/24
Honestly, if we were to subject our special guest Lauren to the cursed, goopy soup that is our Cult Meetings, we would with My Hero Academia and Texas Chainsaw Massacre cross-over fanfiction.
So join us as we talk movies, tentacles, and TV!
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide you with scene by scene...
Published 09/04/24
Lick our plates you dog dicks!
Honestly if Josh and Gabby were to throw a guest into a goopy mix as an initiation, it would be Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986). We are joined by a special guest: Lauren!
We dive deep into the viscera of award-winning chilli (just don't ask how it was made) and navigate the tunnels of love as we chainsaw thrust into this episode of the Video Cult.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror...
Published 08/28/24
With Nathan truly out in the wild navigating the world of fluids that is fatherhood Josh and Gabby take us back to the inner podcast that is Boob Tube for this weeks cult meeting. They watched several confounding episodes of Baddies Caribbean and come to find that maybe the Baddies were the friends we made along the way.
Published 08/22/24
All gas, no breaks. The episode no one asked for. The episode reality tried to cancel. The episode that spat in god's face and said "I wanna be where the people aren't". It's Dagon (2001), the outside world rejects you but The Video Cult isn't.
Published 08/14/24
On a very special cult meeting the crew let's Gabby take the reins for the full hour and lead them down into the dark pits of Bio-Dome fan fiction. Pulled forth form the damp crevasse that is Pauly Shore's taint The Video Cult crew are here to put their lives and talent on the line. This is your brain on Bio-Dome Fan-fiction Erotica. Enjoy?
Published 07/25/24
This week The Video Cult crew have found their salvation through the nostalgic lens of the 80's looking through a nostalgic lens to the 50's. Tropes will be flipped upside down, predators and diner owners dissolved together. Shrines! Funky Space Prolapse! It's all here, where it should be and where you belong, with The Video Cult.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie...
Published 07/05/24
What do you get when you mix Josh's love of Canon Films and Trivia? A segment Nathan and Gabby didn't have the heart the put out of its misery. Also Gabby finally finishes her tale of Truckly love and "oil factory illusions"
Published 06/26/24
Ohhhhhh Boy Cultists,
Gabby sure pulled out a stinker for this episode!
Listen, when it comes to movies like "Bio-Dome" (1996) it's best to plug your nose and swallow that gross, viscous, sludge that is 90's nostalgia. You know, the soul patches, ska, and the weasel-speak you need subtitles for. So sit in a massage train and get ready for the cluster f**k of the century,
only on the Video Cult.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from...
Published 06/14/24
Back together again the crew has extended conversations about bathroom activities, ants the kill and obey traffic laws and how to read porn in ear shot of your mother. If its your first time here then I hope you like callbacks, references and Kool aid, it's time for a Cult Meeting.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do...
Published 06/05/24
The Video Cult crew dive fetus first into this weeks cinematic offering, The Suckling (1990). Marvel as they make full use of the content warning, dazzle at their disgust, congratulate this conflagration of bad taste. The movie may be terrible and the only way to make it better is to talk about it, so come be the silent newcomer in this much needed group therapy session of The Video Cult.
Published 05/29/24
This episode we say goodbye to Roger Corman, the mind behind some of the greatest cult movies of all time. That's the classy part of the episode. Afterwards it's all dirty submarine talk, Opinions on the Fall Guy, choosing our Death Race 2000 personas, and incomprehensible fan fiction! All the Video Cult weirdness you know, and love perhaps?
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and...
Published 05/18/24
Start your engines!
This week we are heading over to the United Provinces of America!
Nathan, Josh, and Gabby break down Death Race 2000 (1975) where there is a very long discussion about autoerotic asphyxiation, Gabby's continuing misquoting of "The Dark Night Rises", gimp masks, and the Italian Stallion's Bugsy Mallone caricature.
So put on your seatbelts and put the pedal to the metal with the Video Cult.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest...
Published 05/09/24
Hellllllooooo cultists!
Unfortunatley Nathan didn't join us for this week's Cult Meeting. But, luckily for you folks you get sapphic regency literature, Gabby's long rant about her excursion to the north, and all of the 2/3rds of Video Cult's host's recent watches.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only the strangest cinema from all genres; horror movies, comedy, drama, sci fi, and more. No b-movie is to weird, no cult movie too deranged. They do this to provide...
Published 04/30/24
What if the Village People were demons and there was a dozen of them and they all lived under the Golden Gate Bridge? What then hmm? If you want the answers then look no further than Neon Maniacs a sort of horror / sort of comedy / sort of unfinished film from 1986. It's sometimes charming and constantly nonsensical, but that didn't stop our Cult Crew from breaking it down! Join us for Neon Maniacs, available on Tubi and in old vans that are secretly doorways to alternate dimensions.
The...
Published 04/22/24
Someone (Josh) forgot he was on editing duty so now this Cult Meeting comes to you from out of the void. But you can just think of it like a little treat now that it's a two episode week.
Published 04/15/24
Remember cultists, you have to trust the fungus.
In this week's episode, we are back from our little hiatus as we dive into that goopy mushroom soup that is the Super Mario Bros. (1993). And boy is that soup mighty scrumptious. You got David Byrne-inspired goombas, an interdimensional dino princess that needs to learn to brush her hair, and finally, you got a gritty reboot to a beloved game franchise that rivals that of Riverdale.
So strap on those Jump Boots and glug glug glug to the Video...
Published 04/03/24
After a hiatus brought about by the World Curling Championships our Cult Crew is back! They're making up for lost time in this cult meeting, with stories of work woes, dating woes, and lot of sci-fi tv and movies! Then in Gabby's Fabulous Fan Fiction the crew shares two filthy stories. First from the world on TMNT, Shredder is tied up and awaiting his punishment for being naughty, then in a Dune fan fic Paul is with Chani, but he's dreaming of Feyd Rautha, Oh my!
Published 03/27/24
Get ready to listen to your heart and surf the sewer because The Video Cult crew has thrown themselves at the alter of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! This week they are tackling the live musical stage tour from the fab mutant four and with that comes all the jokes about ending ones existence and which adult movie had the most compelling dialogue. Its Certified Turtifide! Its Cowabunga! It's what the French call a certain I don't know what. It's Coming Out Of Their Shells on The Video Cult and...
Published 03/08/24
This week's cult meeting is missing its Daddy, and while Daddy is away Josh and Gabby run into some technical difficulties. 2/3rds of the crew talk Karate Kid fakes with Tae Bo instructors, step-by-step instructions for becoming a phone sex operator, Josh's Buffy journey ending, and Gabby's hatred for Linda Tripp. And This week's episode will, unfortunately, forgo Gabby's Fabulous FanFiction as we wait for Daddy to return.
The Video Cult is a shadowy organization dedicated to watching only...
Published 02/28/24
Let's all go to Arrakis! The Video Cult drank the water of life and then had a wild hallucination that David Lynch made a crazy adaptation of Dune in 1984. Wait, It wasn't a hallucination? Well then I guess you'll have to enjoy this scene by scene breakdown of the strangest sci-fi movie in the known universe. It's all Inner monologues, screaming to your dead dad, and milking cats in boxes from here on out. Strap in and recite the litany against fear, as we present Dune 1984!
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Published 02/21/24