In which our hero gets a geography lesson from a teacher. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1A1iCP3PY8BT-MF_meihJmnM3jeW_oyjF/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our heroes arrive at home Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1p_2yKXmpt3hcJroWmIBr4qSU6Tq9rvR1/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our heroes do some bad sewing. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1rcBbYU5YEEuGcTkvF80oS9gaQjUgWwmK/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our heroes begin their investigation Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1AekViU22H27zPS41QMQMsPExF8GfDZ6W/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our heroes hear a family history Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1KrzTel7JZxSixhr5CnT5uchrttM5_US1/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our hero follows directions

In which our hero goes to a meeting

In which our hero runs some tests

In which our hero plays a game

In which our hero has... moments.

In which our hero locks himself in a room

In which our heroes ask for help

In which our hero makes a promise

I'm a dummy. There's nothing more to say. I'm a dumb. Dummy.

Tangents:Our heroes’s religious history, Weird Al’s innuendo, Lindsey Stirling, O Holy Crap, Mike’s own little personal Mandela Effect, Garett’s Toys R Us life, Frank Sinatra can save anything,  Feel free to click on the links below, but you’ll spoil the episode by seeing our lists. But, these are show notes, not cops, so you can’t be stopped if you really want to.  Mike’s Top Ten:1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN_R4pR1hck2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBSyByHtvoY3....

In which our hero goes to church. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ADdT9dUzDiIeH0Oi3HIAY7erukjwkh25/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our hero recounts the history lesson from last week and then FINALLY the story starts. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HPwerLhtliVxRm20TFS22BQ5UEPr6qgR/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister...

In which our hero complains about receiving an extensive history lecture, then gives us an extensive history lecture. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1bn2d0ZwtqAS2Oe_ZlLMtEu0WBWsinluy/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister...

In which two of the goodest boys are the best boys. The protagonists of this story are two dogs, but nothing bad happens to them, so listen without anxiety. The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our hero does a task with the bloodymindedness of a star ship captain. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1USZ92Ksb7DqrMQQ53TuvcUCMFhNgu_5a/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister...

In which our hero spends way too much time and effort for a story he really should know better than to inquire about. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1PbY8gaBf750U0XlYFpIBUpnHzpV68c0D/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister...

In which our hero commits all sorts of crimes, misdemeanors, and atrocities, which would get him executed or imprisoned in any country in the world, but here, gets to marry a princess, cause that's how these things work, and he's totally ungrateful, cause he's kind of an idiot.

In which our hero champs and stamps, and then stands still. Transcript: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZeBxSrb4HyCBJV82K_SUuo0BBf35oUpU/view?usp=sharing The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans) Please consider supporting the following: Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate The Afiya...

In which our hero learns to NEVER trust a blood sausage.

In which our hero marries a perfectly terrible person.