A 35 year old attempts to abandon his party lifestyle for the sake of his fiancé and kids. Afterwards a caller maybe or maybe doesn’t have lyme disease, a caller has spiritual vision of Kanye West, and a final caller find themselves employed by their father’s mistress. Not every movie is real....

A caller spends every Friday and Saturday night fist bumping strangers on a street corner for hours. Further call topics include a piss jar, a car filled with wasps, and a cat eating a used condom. Don’t make me turn this car around. I am a gecko.

A caller talks about the cons and pros of being blind since he was 15. Afterwards a caller tries not to text their ex and a final caller explains why she would never date a ginger man, despite being a ginger herself. It is time to make out with Harrison Ford. I am a gecko.