After ending a 6 year relationship, a caller desires to build their internal confidence and possibly become a space pirate.  Then a caller phones in from backstage before her concert performance and a final caller ponders how procrastinating is preventing them from locking in on their voice acting career.  I think ghosts should pay rent. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD...

A caller tells me how his natural tendency to isolate has put a strain on his long distance relationship. Afterwards a caller ejaculates blood, a caller shares a bed with their grandma, and a caller moves to a new city with her reluctant boyfriend. I need to dust my PS2. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:...

A caller contemplates their life at 35 and questions what they can do to better spend their finite time on earth. Later a caller speaks about how hard times have strengthened their relationship and a final caller contracts an Victorian disease. I think someone is at the door. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:...

A caller talks about what inspired him to walk across all of Japan, how he executed it, the people he met on his journey, and what he gained from it overall (besides getting shredded.) Then a final caller speaks about how his fracturing friend group has ignited some existential dread that he may fix by going to Alaska. Are you in line? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD...

Hello. I am reading viewer mail and ranting again. On this episode people write about life changes in a relationship, parenting, being a pool boy, FOMO, being asked for money, shitting on the floor, and other stuff. I try very hard to say a lot of words and talk for an hour. I will do more of these. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com ...

A caller tries to balance parenthood, existential dread, and working at Applebee’s. Afterwards we hear from a caller trying to make things work in the Netherlands and a final caller attempts to explore the dense social scene of Flint, Michigan. Release the sewer people. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.com SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.com FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM:...

A couple living in Portugal reflects on why they left the US to build a new life together. Afterwards a caller reflects on her cottagecore journey, a caller feels like they’re living on new game plus, and a final caller tries to deal with chronic pain. Didnwbeodixbwbwuwhd. I am a gecko.

Hello. I am reading viewer mail again and calling it GECKMAIL. It will be a thing I do regularly from now on. I am trying to talk more on this podcast because I think one of the main reasons to have a podcast is to talk on it. Email topics include a person casting spells on their neighbor, peeing in the airplane sink, being in debt, burying a hedgehog, and other stuff. Hallelujah. I am a gecko.

A caller talks about having an accidental child on the way with a man she met on Tinder a few months ago. Afterwards a caller unintentionally kills many snakes, a caller struggles with anger management, and Pokemon Go disrupts a final caller’s workplace. It is time to drink a Dr Pepper. I am a gecko.

Hello, in this episode I don’t take any phone calls and I just rant and read emails from viewers the whole time. Let me know if you like this format but also I’ll probably keep doing it whether you like it or not because I had fun. I have nothing else to put in this description. I am a gecko. Diarrhea.

A caller describes living with OCD while teaching kids how to skateboard. Afterwards a caller feels empty after achieving their life’s dream and a final caller attempts to find a new vocation. Break your mirror. I am a gecko.

A caller plans to navigate a new era of his life, a caller reflects on being interviewed on national TV, and a final caller questions their life while applying to grad school. My tail is stuck in the door. I am a gecko.

A caller tells how his long distance marriage is being challenged by a large amount of debt related to buying a lot of expensive drone equipment. Afterwards a final caller reflects on the woes of dating in their late 20s. Does anyone have a can opener? I am a gecko.

A caller talks about being adopted from Colombia at age 3, dueling a Benadryl fueled sleep paralysis demon, working at Yosemite National park with a bunch of characters, and his next plans for life. Afterwards a return caller goes to a nudist colony in the Canary Islands and a final caller has a trans cat. I feel underdressed. I am a gecko.

A caller attempts to find happiness after some life altering injuries and a final caller and I shoot the shit about the universe. I am going to watch the fish. I am a gecko.

A man calls from the hospital shortly after being bitten by a venomous snake. Afterwards a caller explains why they lit their work computer on fire, and a final caller tells me stories from their time as an urban explorer. I never catch the shrimp in my mouth at the hibachi grill. I am gecko.

I ramble about the paradox of anxiety and a caller tries to change their co-worker's poor hygiene. I have got to get a new hat. I am a gecko.

A caller talks about their quest to document Bigfoot and how it’s made them feel more alive than ever. Then a caller bakes cakes to prevent their spiral into chaos and a locksmith reveals their crooked business operations. There is a Band-Aid in the pool. I am gecko.

A UPS employee talks about workplace protest, rivalry amongst delivery drivers, and trying to have a good relationship with his daughter. Then a final caller and I talk about if you can always be happy or if you just have to suck sometimes. You have to try this chicken. I am a gecko.

A caller from Austria talks about life working at a homeless shelter along with his personal dreams and stuff like that. Later a caller makes new friends by running pinball tournaments and a final caller attempts to tell me what New England is. I need to do laundry. I am a gecko.

A caller is not sure how to react after their father tries to rekindle a relationship with him via a family group chat. Later a debates if she should do OnlyFans, a caller flees their life in Texas, and a final caller may or may not have encountered a Bigfoot sex cult. Please speak up I cannot hear you. I am a gecko.

A caller questions if life will get easier after abandoning their religious childhood. Later a caller gets poop in their mouth, a Colombian caller reflects on the “American Dream”, and a final caller debates kicking their roommate out to escalate their love life. Time to cook a meal in my Easy-Bake Oven. I am a gecko.

I get into it with an impressive slinky artist about into what it means to “have it all figured out.” Afterwards a caller debates moving to Spain or buying some sheep, another caller tries to make sense of his roommate’s questionable historical memorabilia, and a final caller regrets getting into shape. I’ll see you at the county fair. I am a gecko.

A caller plans their move out of their parents house after deciding they want more out of life. Later a final caller tells the story of trying to fit in after coming from Puerto Rico to mainland USA. Toilet paper is not food. I am a gecko.