Episodes
An undocumented immigrant with a pending court date calls in seeking advice regarding a drug charge that could result in deportation.
Later a woman from Germany speaks on having facial hair induced by a medical condition, and a final caller meditates on whether or not he’s a sex addict.
Roll a 9 or higher to have a good day. I am a gecko.
Published 02/14/24
After a series of stressful events, a caller wrestles with whether or not to stay together with his ex-wife for their kid.
Then a caller finds and searches through an old cell phone he found in a van he bought, a caller reflects on pissing in their partner’s bed, and a final caller tries to break their people pleasing habits.
Time to look out the window. I am a gecko.
Published 02/11/24
A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school.
Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show
Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko.
Published 02/07/24
A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around.
Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend.
Color within the lines. I am a gecko.
Published 02/04/24
A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners.
Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage.
Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko.
Published 01/31/24
A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success.
Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose?????
The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko.
Published 01/28/24
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Published 01/26/24
A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger.
Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer.
The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko.
Published 01/24/24
A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex.
Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father.
Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am a gecko.
Published 01/21/24
A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan.
Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel.
I did kill the roach. I am a gecko.
Published 01/14/24
A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes.
Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows.
Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko.
Published 01/10/24
A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself.
Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record.
Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship.
Time to look out the...
Published 01/07/24
A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods.
Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US.
I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.
Published 01/03/24
A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation.
Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes.
I hope this did not find you well. Just kidding. I am a gecko.
Published 12/31/23
A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone.
Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate.
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Published 12/27/23
A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.
Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.
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Published 12/24/23
A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy.
Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job.
Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesting.
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Published 12/20/23
A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale.
Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin.
You’ll get there. I am a gecko.
Published 12/17/23
A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.
Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.
I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.
Published 12/13/23
A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish.
Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult.
I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko.
Published 12/10/23
A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI.
Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister.
I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.
Published 12/06/23
A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job.
Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays.
It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.
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Published 12/03/23
A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options.
Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got f****d over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old.
Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko.
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Published 11/29/23
A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs.
Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit.
I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko.
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Published 11/26/23