About clouds or something. I‘m not really sure what it‘s about. Maybe you know?

You are to division four mixed division inner city lunch time touch football what Federer is to tennis. You. Are. Beautiful.

But soft, what blight through yonder breaks? This is the story of one very flawed Romeo and his battle with love, the limelight, and the passage of time.

These Stories Are Not Real is back with this haunting semi-true story about what it was like to have job interviews, good grief.

These Stories Are Not Real returns in all its... ummm... glory (?) on the 27th of October. Okay there won‘t be much glory. But it will return!

I really have to dust my room more.

When the car bluetooth refuses to connect, and the CD's are bad, we must listen to the radio. This is what it sounds like. Swear to god.

This was a weird one.

It's a very, very bright day, and only getting brighter. Uh-oh.

One man takes on his Google Home and himself and his own cosmic insignificance and Coldplay. It's a riot.

Elevator Love speaks for itself. It was inspired by the Guy Sebastian song, yes. Thank you.

Take the Money is an at-times self-involved and convoluted Season Finale, featuring a bag of money and some very external internal conflict. Always listen to the 'Yes' voice, I reckon. It's the one with the fireworks.

Sci-fi nerd Daniel Sky floats towards an inevitable and agonising death, and the Astronaut Adrift undergoes four strange stages of being en route to his final breath. But it's much funner than it sounds. There's even a Chewbacca sound effect.

Brian is, well, he's a chump. This is his first-person account of being swindled by a travel agent in a regional town, who somehow fuses herself with the Beach Boys greatest hits to bamboozle with great effect. Remember to follow the show on Instagram!!

Risky Rosie nutcase is stuck to a world that does not get her, and does not like her, so she does what any diligent, big-thinking, young dream will do. She teaches herself to fly. It’s not so crazy. People teach themselves to swim, don’t they? Be sure to check out the show's instagram to learn more about the Listener Rewards Scheme and win Prizes Prizes Prizes.

Herein lies an occasionally depraved, but largely whimsical first-person account of the gruesome murder of Kevin Cassidy. There's a homicide, an artistic showdown, and rainbow electricity. We get what we get and we don't get upset. Don't forget to find the show on instagram!

Danger, punks and brain magic clash at high altitude, leading to a waterslide catastrophe that only Billy Everest can fix.

Just a little sniff, a tiny taste, a modest minute, of what is to come on These Stories Are Not Real.  ]]