Dating site ban, Weight Watchers floor collapses, sex doll stops suicide, street-walking taxes, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Robotic Christmas, BAC record, emergency ride, funeral home drunks, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Texting your target, DWI obesity, a toilet restaurant, choir students at Hooters, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Very remote lodging, chewing gum, jailhouse pot, that's a lot of cheddar, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

A virtual wife, Goodwill ganja, porno research, clean toilet seats, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Daddy Klingon, Bug poo, Oprah ending show, ugly crime, bionic butt, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pothead calls 911, wedding brawling, fake kidnapping, self-identifying as a terrorist, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Axe lacks effect, Yelp fights, fat recruits, Blockbuster slasher, bad teeth, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sneezing paralysis, a May-September romance, Colonel Sanders, Halloween, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Lay-Z-Boy DWI, sex workers gone green, tweet beat, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sex leads to social networking, tweet beat, Leo Laporte drops in, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: Leo Laporte We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Sober depression, prophylactic attraction, a rare Xbox, raccoon attack, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Taxi vomit, rat-killing TV, karaoke gone bad, a frootless effort, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Gay on Facebook, driving while texting, metal detectors, Paul Kirk, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Banana sex, Gollum, buttery bridges, man-eating birds, pee helps tomatoes, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Pigeon vs. Internet, spamless Middlesex, robbery dating, accidental porn, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Poo Girl, Burning Man, Google gets simple, Japanese Kit Kats, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Jessica Biel malware, Internet people, Beyoncé, when cows attack, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Mindless Twitter babble, gamers are old and fat, briefcase toilet, old man attacks bad drivers with bricks, and more. Tweet Your Prayers 40 percent of Twitter messages 'pointless babble': study Briefcase Toilet Man Pretends to be Disabled to Get Diaper Changed Woodstock Generation Still Getting High. A Lot. UK UFO Sightings Spiked When Blockbusters Released Brick-weilding old man attacks traffic violators with bricks World's largest cupcake, another one for the dumb record books Brit bought...

Action figures, UFC training, Italian Lotto, Cuba's out of T.P., when otters attack, and more. Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent We invite you to read or add to our show notes in the TWiT Wiki. Thanks to Cachefly for the bandwidth for this show.

Gaydar, Super Glue, lonely on Facebook, Nurse of the Year, and more. Gaydar is RealMan's Wife and Three Lovers Superglue Penis To His LegIs It Time For Walking Helmets?World's Most Expensive WhiskeyFacebook Wants You to Stay LonelyCoffee Shops Pull Plugs on Laptop UsersMan Downloads Child Porn, Blames CatGuy sues Oprah for 1 Trillion dollars, totally reasonablePSA urges citizens to pee in the shower to save waterFake nurse awards herself "Nurse of the Year", people believe herMan watches 84...

Italian GPS blunder, cult-like startups, tweet libel, online dating, Megan Fox, and more. Tourists Miss Island After GPS BlunderNew Startup Sound More Like a CultLibel Suit Filed Over Single TweetOnline Dating Sites Lie About How Many People Use Them and Get MarriedMegan Fox Most Popular Woman Men Would Like to Buy a Date WithU.S. May Require Anti-DWI Locks on VehiclesTrue or Poo Live in a cave as a professional witchHeavy-set yarn thiefThai disease game showTweet Beat: Harry Potter or...

Broken space toilet, Japanese trains, same name marriage, a big credit card bill, and more. Somebody Broke Toilet on Space StationJapanese Train Workers Use Software to Practice SmilingTransformers Fan Drank Gasoline to Gain EnergySon and his Furry pal plot to kill parents, have his penis bitten offKelly Hildebrandt is marrying Kelly HildebrandtMan gets quadrillion-dollar credit card billTasered guy bursts into flames (submitted by Tony Colonello)Tweet Beat Bin Laden's Son or I've got the...

Pissed cops, drunk drivers, ATM pepper spray, Topless Nuns, and more. iPhones Used to Dodge Speed Traps, Sobriety Checkpoints. Cops PissedAccused Drunk Driver Left Beer On TrunkTopless NunTrue or Poo Tiger Woods loses his prideOrigins of the "green room"Facebook party and riot policeTweet Beat Ivanka Trump or Take a dumpRon Paul or VolleyballEverybody Wins or Gay Porn TwinsOutrageous Attacks or Goldman SachsPlanet of the Apes or Moon Tapes Hosts: Sarah Lane and Martin Sargent Guest: David...