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“Absolutely daft conversations,reminds me of when my best mate,wife and I go out for a few beers & start talking utter stupidness”
Jamstilts via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/26/24
“Their fun and gentle banter is a total break from reality and the world. Without doubt the absolute highlight of my week!”
New Forest Fan via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/19/24
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“Can’t believe how they are able to riff in such a funny way on such a consistent basis! Proper funny”
Willking85 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/12/24
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“Three idiots old enough to know better talk about random stuff. Almost as much fun as indoor fireworks but also leaves you with the same feeling of disappointment. 8/10”
Triplestringer via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/11/24
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“Great podcast all round. And well done to Henry and Ben for pointedly not pandering to the pronoun cultists and simply going ahead and repeatedly referring to the male man Eddie Izzard as the 'he' he most definitely is. Sure, Ben ironically has his own pronouns in his twitter bio, but we...”Read full review »
The Upright Man via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/10/24
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“so, so, so, so, so, so, so good!”
Leonardo Di Luxy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/05/24
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“Some posh lads congratulating each other for talking rubbish. An Eton circle jerk”
L37CH via Apple Podcasts ·
Denmark ·
03/18/24
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“Best thing from England since Dickens”
duluthten via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/18/24
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“Despite listening for a year. Because It’s so astoundingly funny. I saw Bonjamin in person yesterday. He looks like precisely none of the voices.”
Gdtns via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/06/24
“See above”
Starbizzler via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/04/24
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“This is, in fact, my favorite podcast of all time.”
....5....Stars via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/20/24
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“Quite enjoyable podcast and I like all 3 of the beans and their work. However, I found the Circus episode quite uncomfortable to listen to. Have the beans not EVER heard of the Gypsy / Traveller community and the prejudices they face? I don’t consider myself super woke at all, but I don’t think...”Read full review »
MungUpOnThis via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/24
“At a time of climate crisis, never had there been more need for lukewarm. Are they saving the world? Possibly. Are there so many in jokes that if you attempt to start kid way through you’ll bleed from your ears? Probably. But no matter how tough things get, this podcast has yet to fail to lift my...”Read full review »
ljhooray via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/24
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“This is a wonderful, cozy and hilarious podcast in that "three middle aged men nattering about nothing" genre. Ben Partridge is endlessly talented, Mike Wozniak is immensely charming and funny, and Henry Paker is also present. Great fun!”Read full review »
Kadmium via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
02/08/24
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“The funniest podcast out there by quite some distance. Get it in your ears now!”
B3ntheboy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/07/24
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“If you had asked me about my interests before I had listened to this podcast, I probably would have said I’m only involved or interested in the raising of dairy herds and beef animals. However since I have opened my ears and heart to beans I find myself absorbed in posters, tusks, portraiture,...”Read full review »
JayKymUtd via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/07/24
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“The three beans take a suggestion from their listeners every week and then wilfully shoot off on a tangent, barely touching on the topic.
Consistently hilarious and the highlight of my week, except for when there are 5 Wednesdays in the month.
Highly recommended.”
Sheenaheena via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/04/24
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“Can’t deal with the smugness any more. It’s basically a podcast that makes me feel bad. Been trying to work out why as they are 3 individually funny men but somehow they make me want to shoot myself in the head. After shooting everyone else in the world in the head.”
PoolLILY via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
01/24/24
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“Consistently funny. Impossible to describe.”
Ditchling Bolisha via Apple Podcasts ·
Netherlands ·
01/21/24
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“Mates talking nonsense. Love it.”
Nicola Cherry via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
01/18/24
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“This is one of the funniest shows ever. Do not hesitate. Listen now!”
closetochaos via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
01/16/24
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“Look forward to every new episode of this show”
hogtin via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
01/12/24
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“Only listen if you’re into lukewarm banter about Avatar because that’s all you’re getting.”
trompelejoe via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
12/20/23
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“A must-listen, hilarious and endearing to the (bea)N’th degree”
Raaaahhhhb via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
12/18/23
“There are only a few podcasts that I like listening to again and again. I’d recommend the episode Islands”
Cameroun via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
12/07/23
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“Very funny and great for someone like me who has run through most McElroy content and needs a new comfort show. Also reminds me of early podcasts like You Look Nice Today!”
clangingnotion via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/29/23
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“God, I love this podcast and these boys. Well apart from Henry of course but your supposed to hate him I think. Hail Spurbz!”
Threemandan via Apple Podcasts ·
Japan ·
11/12/23
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“Discovered this podcast as a fan of Wozniak on Taskmaster and have been devouring episodes three at a time. The jingles get stuck in my head for days and the beans live there forevermore”
Samakazam via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
11/02/23
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“Absolutely brilliant show. A genuine laugh out loud (LOL) show. Three genuinely funny chaps having a ball, and they’re happy to let us hear their babbling.”
Jasey Pricey via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/30/23
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“Honestly, none of it is important. None of it matters. It’s just three guys and their random chat. But it isn’t full of misogyny or sports or bravado - instead it has honesty and imagination and absolute silliness (and some genuinely superb editing). I could listen to these chaps talk for weeks.”
Daveybot via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/27/23
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“Probably one of the funniest podcasts out there.”
dom243567 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/25/23
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“Three lovely beans, good vibe, funny funny people.”
Craig_W_ via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/22/23
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“Top drawer content”
pcdvibe via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/19/23
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“The funniest thing on the internet! Almost unsafe to listen to in public—or you can take your chances grinning goofily on buses and holding back belly-laughs in supermarkets. A highlight of the week when a new episode drops!”
778725 via Apple Podcasts ·
Turkey ·
10/15/23
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“Fantastically glorious, silly funny, mind expanding, genuine unbiased discussion on topics that have little to no relevance to the original subject matter.
Three charming gents, three mates chatting maximum waffle and having a good one whilst providing comic gold.
The Rome episode, (number 3 I...”Read full review »
Mr Bekk via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/22/23
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“I left a glowing 5 star review that doesn’t appear anymore…sorry about that, couple of gremlins in the system there, ghost in the machine. Perhaps a metaphor for a…Good Evening.
You know the score, you make me laugh out loud in public, yadda yadda, Rob Bert yadda yadda, Elis James said it was...”Read full review »
Amz___xxx via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/12/23
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“The most extraordinary thing happened to me the other day . I was eating jelly beans , driving past Bean in Kent listening to 3 bean salad. I had slipped into a bean vortex. When I finally escaped the traction bean , I was 10 years younger. This podcast is … oh no it’s happening again ….”
Mr zerberzer via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/07/23
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“The Beans owe Mr James at least a coffee each.
Great recommendation by another great podcaster.
Now I’m going to recommend Chatabix.
Unfortunately I’m a nobody.”
Paul Currant via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/22/23
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“in public, started getting weird looks”
regularuberuser via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/09/23
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“This quartet are worshiped in parts of Wales. Virile, athletic, hirsute, potent. They are the 4 other dwarves that never get talked about. (For good reason) Praise them.”
fwy67 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/05/23
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