Reviews
“This is my favourite podcast ever. It’s perfect. Such a lovely combination of lovely men.”
Caztravels via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
11/12/24
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“Thank you Beans. I’m a Patreon member but I love the show so much! I came here because I loved Mike but I now love you all. So funny, so relatable and a welcome escape from life!”
LoLoLo9393 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
11/09/24
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“The podcast form explored to its outer limits. Nothing like it. Perfection.”
jah0324 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/25/24
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“A salad with only three beans sounds not very filling…maybe add more beans. 🫘”
🫠😵💫🫥 via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
10/16/24
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“I love the relaxed banter in this show. I love dipping in and out of the chat on random topics.”
Greatifitworked via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
10/15/24
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“Hooked by the jingles, stayed for the lukewarm banter! Came from Ben’s longrunning project “The beef and dairy network podcast” which is also great.”
Tami Limit via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
10/07/24
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“A huge stew of weird cleverness. Absolutely love it.”
G1555 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/29/24
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“Genuinely, this has ruined all other listening experiences for me. Nothing else matches up.”
Rosscoe76 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/20/24
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“Hooked since the first episode, absolutely wonderful bizarre discussions by three lovely beans. Always so excited to see it land in my downloads and regularly makes me laugh like a madman in public spaces. Thank you beans!”
lhjm96 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/19/24
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“Cheers lads 🧡”
motrobs via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/17/24
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“I found this podcast after it was recommended in the comments of another podcast. But I wish podcasts that are well established had a START HERE podcast. Point me in the direction of your latest quality broadcast. Because the one I listened to had me completely baffled as to what I was listening...”Read full review »
TitchTori via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
09/17/24
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“The one podcast I’d take to a desert island. Three Bean Salad is like a sumptuous hotel buffet of European hams. One is a haphazard spread of lukewarm offerings that those with braver tastes may pick at in the hope of a satisfying morsel, and the other is a sumptuous hotel buffet of European...”Read full review »
Rob Smedley via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/27/24
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“so, so, so, so, so, so, so good! You reap what you ‘so’. Three Bean Salad is a must listen for anyone with ears.”
Leonardo Di Luxy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
08/13/24
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“The UK's premiere jingle delivery service, with some occasional nonsense about boxes or fruit or whatever.”Read full review »
dwdellinger via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/26/24
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“Early series were very amusing.”
Uncultured Antipodean via Apple Podcasts ·
New Zealand ·
07/25/24
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“Once you get over that 2 of the presenters sound almost identical, you’ll enter a world of absolute joy. The show is funny, heartwarming and full of top notch jingles. I cant recommend this highly enough.. Well I can, it’s really really good. There.
I hope you listen, I hope you get through the...”Read full review »
b1sm via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
07/18/24
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“i know this because it was recommended to me, but i was unsure and so read many descriptions which left me with expectations that became null & void by the second episode.
this show is one of the funniest ever. it's also grown organically into this completely original, idiosyncratic...”Read full review »
ke$ha-addict via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/05/24
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“The beans meander and sometimes kinda stay on topic its so funny where they go 🌟”
transparent things via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
07/01/24
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“Very passable Australian accents from 2 of the 3 hosts.”
Paul235234 via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
06/24/24
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“Can’t believe that I’ve only just become aware of these wonderful Beans. Thank goodness I can start from the beginning and make up my lost bean time.
I really admire how they weave their way through some very clever comedy I can’t help but giggle along with them. Brings back lovely memories of...”Read full review »
PortaGirl via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
06/15/24
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“These guys are a joy to listen to. Fun and funny. Found through recommendation on Dream Factory podcast. I m so glad. These three beans are just what we need in this world!”
brentnospg via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
06/15/24
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“Just a few guys rambling on about whatever they feel like and makes them laugh. They spend about 20% of the episode actually on topic. Hilarious chat”
iguyfuby via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
06/14/24
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“What makes you think Banksy is a “he”….is he a “he””
afroditea via Apple Podcasts ·
South Africa ·
06/04/24
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“Without doubt the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to. Has me giggling like a fool on a weekly basis. I want them to my friends - and this is in fact the joy of the show: each episode feels like the funniest night you’ve had in ages hunkered in the corner of a pub with some mates. Listen from...”Read full review »
OllieSLU via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/30/24
“I’d been bemoaning lack of comedy podcasts recently. This is such a breath of fresh air and no ‘Desert Island Disks / Off Menu etc’ format in sight! 🕊️”
Piercy123abc via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/27/24
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“I listened to one episode, then another and another and another.
I find myself having so much listening to these three chat about nothing”
Mobster Sauce via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
05/27/24
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“I may be more like H. Paker than is comfortable.”
Swiss Alp Texas Bean via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
05/24/24
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“The funniest podcast out there by quite some distance. Get it in your ears now!”
B3ntheboy via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
05/24/24
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“Absolutely daft conversations,reminds me of when my best mate,wife and I go out for a few beers & start talking utter stupidness”
Jamstilts via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/26/24
“Their fun and gentle banter is a total break from reality and the world. Without doubt the absolute highlight of my week!”
New Forest Fan via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/19/24
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“Can’t believe how they are able to riff in such a funny way on such a consistent basis! Proper funny”
Willking85 via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/12/24
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“Three idiots old enough to know better talk about random stuff. Almost as much fun as indoor fireworks but also leaves you with the same feeling of disappointment. 8/10”
Triplestringer via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
04/11/24
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“Some posh lads congratulating each other for talking rubbish. An Eton circle jerk”
L37CH via Apple Podcasts ·
Denmark ·
03/18/24
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“Best thing from England since Dickens”
duluthten via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/18/24
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“Despite listening for a year. Because It’s so astoundingly funny. I saw Bonjamin in person yesterday. He looks like precisely none of the voices.”
Gdtns via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/06/24
“See above”
Starbizzler via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
03/04/24
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“This is, in fact, my favorite podcast of all time.”
....5....Stars via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/20/24
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“Quite enjoyable podcast and I like all 3 of the beans and their work. However, I found the Circus episode quite uncomfortable to listen to. Have the beans not EVER heard of the Gypsy / Traveller community and the prejudices they face? I don’t consider myself super woke at all, but I don’t think...”Read full review »
MungUpOnThis via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/24
“At a time of climate crisis, never had there been more need for lukewarm. Are they saving the world? Possibly. Are there so many in jokes that if you attempt to start kid way through you’ll bleed from your ears? Probably. But no matter how tough things get, this podcast has yet to fail to lift my...”Read full review »
ljhooray via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/16/24
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“This is a wonderful, cozy and hilarious podcast in that "three middle aged men nattering about nothing" genre. Ben Partridge is endlessly talented, Mike Wozniak is immensely charming and funny, and Henry Paker is also present. Great fun!”Read full review »
Kadmium via Apple Podcasts ·
Australia ·
02/08/24
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“If you had asked me about my interests before I had listened to this podcast, I probably would have said I’m only involved or interested in the raising of dairy herds and beef animals. However since I have opened my ears and heart to beans I find myself absorbed in posters, tusks, portraiture,...”Read full review »
JayKymUtd via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/07/24
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“The three beans take a suggestion from their listeners every week and then wilfully shoot off on a tangent, barely touching on the topic.
Consistently hilarious and the highlight of my week, except for when there are 5 Wednesdays in the month.
Highly recommended.”
Sheenaheena via Apple Podcasts ·
Great Britain ·
02/04/24
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