Alien: Romulus is currently doing great on ratings, (much better than many of its predecessors), and it's certainly charting on this podcast. Featuring Nick's NPR voice tell-all on just how scary this movie was, how amazing Cailee Spaeny, Archie Renaux, and David Jonsson's acting was, and how many times Lila can search Alien on AO3 before it's not a joke anymore. The jury's still out on that one. (FYI, there are, in fact, BTS x Alien fics out there) Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies ...

Deadpool & Wolverine got a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.1/10 on IMDB so of course we had to ask the hard questions. Questions like: where should you go to see Deadpool put out, what sort of movie might move Lila to bring nuclear Armageddon down on this apartment, and whether or not Nick is allowed to lie. Join us on our never-ending quest to stop mentioning Legion and maybe talk about Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman while we're at it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

This week with Three Free Movies Lila was fooled into seeing a horror movie! Featuring The Devil. From the bible. We saw Longlegs with Nicolas Cage and Maika Monroe and talked about how many hours of scary media are too many, how we could have made this movie perfect, and is the devil behind Nick Right. Now. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Featuring Amy Poehler, Maya Hawke, and Kensington Tallman (and of course beloved Ayo Edebiri), Inside Out 2 certainly provoked some feelings. If you liked Inside Out, we recommend listening to this podcast instead of seeing Inside Out 2; together we can look forward to the wax wings melting off of Inside Out 3 when Riley figures out she's gay. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Yorgos Lanthimos' Kinds of Kindness raises big questions for the Three Free Movies crew. The new movie starring Jesse Plemons, Emma Stone, Margaret Qualley, and Willem Dafoe leaves us asking, "What does Nick need to like a horror movie?", "Have we found Lila's new favorite director?", and "Could Yorgos Lanthimos be Wes Anderson's evil twin brother?" Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Trigger Warning for talks of sexual assault and abusive relationships Hosted on Acast. See...

We're not mad, just disappointed. Actually, no, we're both. Fly Me To The Moon starring the iconic (apparently nameless) black cat! Also, Scarlet Johansson, Channing Tatum, Woody Harrelson, and Anna Garcia. We cover the pros and cons, what we think about movies about white people in the '60s, and what this movie could have been. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In our episode about The Bikeriders (starring Austin Butler, Tom Hardy, Jodie Comer, and Mike Faist), we delight in best character Cockroach, decide where fisting fits in the top 10 criteria, and discuss the epic dad lore that comes with your average Chicago biker gang. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Content warning: brief discussion of sexual assault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to the Yap Fest! Today we're doing our best to remember to talk about the movie Bad Boys: Ride or Die, starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, and a whole cast of favorites. Join us as we remember that Will Smith is a DILF, recount our theater experience, and figure out what actually counts as a cult classic. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I Saw the TV Glow starring Justice Smith and Brigette Lundy-Paine lead us to consider adding curling up "dead spider style" to our movie rating metrics. We invite you to consider what A24 is willing to put us through, the ins and outs of closets, and what really goes on inside a butterfly's chrysalis. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Content warning: brief mentions of suicide Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on Three Free Movies we are discussing the new American Godzilla movie: Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire, where Donkus Kong, Cunty Godzilla, Freezy Godzilla, and some girl who's calling herself Mothra go head to head. We get to talk about some of our favorite things! CGI animals, Jail Hell, and the gender and sexuality of badly written fantasy creatures. Let us know what you think of this most recent Godzilla movie featuring Kaylee Hottle, Rebecca Hall, Dan Stevens, and Brian Tyree...

Starring Kirsten Dunst (who we're nominating for a Grammy), Cailee Spaeny, Jesse Plemons, and Nick Offerman, this movie has an 83% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 100% in Nick's rotten heart. In this episode we also profess our love for director Alex Garland who is in some ways responsible for the making of this podcast (we'll let you connect those dots). Let us know what you thought about Civil War: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Meet Tedious Bits (Nick's new drag persona) in this episode about The Fall Guy with Ryan Gosling and Emily Blunt! Mics were thrown, feelings were hurt, and rankings were disrupted. Let us know what you thought about The Fall Guy: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We are maxing and chillaxing on the couch today, and things get... a little more comfortable than usual. We get exceedingly familiar with Zendaya and her sad, sad little bottoms (read: Challengers). Also, to this day, Lila still has not updated her rankings list. This week's movie: Challengers with Zendaya, Mike Faist, and Josh O'Connor. Find us online: Linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is your average Spyrites movie, except with more heart-stealing (literally) massive Swedish boyfriends. This week we talk about heist movies, debate on which WW2 Spy Pirate we would be, and break down whether or not Nick could survive actual nazi torture. Find us Online: linktr.ee/3freemovies TW: Some gross Nazi SA stuff at approx. 18:20 -18:40 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we talk about Wicked Little Letters starring Olivia Colman, Jessie Buckley, and Timothy Spall. Wicked Little Letters has got the cussing, it's got the characters, it's even got the Irish accents you need, but does it have what it takes to make our S tier? We also talk about jungle sized spiders above your bed at night (we've got range). Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This is not about Ghostbusters. Welcome to the audio hellscape that is this week's episode. Recommended audio pairing: "Bustin" by Neil Cicierega. Good luck kids. Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The American Society of Magical Negroes, the only movie with a rotten tomatoes rating lower than Twilight that Lila will rewatch without a fight. Justice Smith sent this movie to the top of our charts, but can it beat Dune 2 and Lisa Frankenstein? Find us online: Linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Is this episode about lesbians on a mission? Or hanging s*****g? The world may never know. Today Nick and Lila talk about Drive Away Dolls and all the shenanigans that come with it. (P.S. We're sick. Sorry if we missed any sniffles in editing) Find us online: linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to Three Free Movies! Dune 2 brings up discussions of Book v Movie, what constitutes a horny watch, and the prospects of family nukes. Strap in for a long one! P.S. As you know from listening to other episodes, Nick has the best memory in the world and definitely remembers all the details of this book and got nothing wrong that he later remembered after recording. His memory is Flawless. Take him at his word. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See...

Madame Web has a 12% on Rotten Tomatoes... for a reason. Nick has some tinfoil hat conspiracies and Lila isn't mad, she's just disappointed. Join Three Free Movies this week as we recover from seeing Madame Web in theaters. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The jury is still out on whether or not this one is a horny watch, what do you think? We have a lot to say about Zelda Williams' debut movie as well as our current movie rankings. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies This episode very briefly mentions sexual assault Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this episode we discuss our many and varied feelings about Miller's Girl starring Jenna Ortega and Martin Freeman, as well as our current rankings and which upcoming movies Lila is dragging me to. We also got mics! Thank you for enduring nine-ish hours of bad computer audio... we promise it's over now. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies This episode contains mentions of sexual assault. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have some old bonus content for you today! Enjoy listening to us break down our criteria for our 2023 top ten movie list, and what makes a movie jump to the top of our lists. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You'll never bee-lieve how many god-awful bee puns are in this movie. Jason Statham's new action/comedy is exactly what you expected, too many puns, and the worst CGI bees you can imagine. Find us online: https://linktr.ee/3freemovies Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.