Crawford is gonna give you a peek at HIS Big D (he means Dallas). Wrap your mouth around a Big Red (That’s a local cream soda), and let Trapper Crawford show you what a REAL man can do. (You’re literally just spending the day at work with him, nothing weird.) You’d better show some respect to this former Texas Ranger, or he’ll eat your ass. (He may mean sexually? I genuinely don’t know. He needs to work on his phrasing, BIG TIME.) Cast: Crawford -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Security,...

In this episode: Dawn and Rita discuss JFK’s boyfriend. Rita takes a trip to the library, and this time, it’s NOT for anonymous sex! Whoa!! Carmilla is both mad and disappointed at her terrible son. An evil unlike we have ever encountered challenges Carmilla. Sunny receives a charming invitation. Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Master Leonard  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Library  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Viv,...

In this episode: Dawn plays cards with a new friend, and for once, she isn’t playing Magic the Gathering. Carmilla gets candid about her TV watching habits.  We learn about demonic genitalia. Carmilla is confronted with the consequences of some of her actions. For real? I thought that didn’t happen to rich people! Cast: Narrator, Nostradamus  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Uriel, Journalist  -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little...

In this episode,  Rita grapples with jealousy, and an overprotective good boy. Dawn struggles with allistic people and their need to use SUBTEXT in EVERYTHING. (Just say what you mean, wtf? Like it’s hard?)  Sunny proposes something EXTREMELY CUTE AND GAY. Rita’s Dreamscape gets a little disorganized.  Cast: Narrator, Mister Cock -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, ADHD -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little dog.) Sunny, Deputy Handy,...

In this episode, we learn about doggies! Little puppers! Wif their little baby fangs and their glowing red eyes- wait, what? The gals hunt for what could be the CUTEST demon they’ve ever encountered. Rita throws fistfuls of guacamole at a columbusing restauranteur. We learn about the newest cryptocurrency, Goochcoin.  Cast: Narrator, Wishbone, Crypto-bro  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Alex - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Jacksie - Jacks Leeson (No social media. He’s just a little...

In this episode: Kyle sets some clear boundaries with Dawn. You know what? Good for him. Sunny gets a surprise in a parking lot, and that isn’t a sexual innuendo for some sex act performed in a car. She’s just in a parking lot, and she is surprised. It’s more exciting than it sounds, but less exciting than the vehicular sex act. The gals get a voicemail from someone who saw their ad on social media, and they are f*****g PUMPED. Cast: Narrator, Voicemeail  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn...

We’re back, BAY-BEE! In this episode, shit’s bugnuts in Dallas. Demons are tearing up straight people trying to bone down in their cars, Sunny has a garage full of VHS tapes, Dawn sounds a lot different, but we aren’t going to make a big deal about it. There’s a 30ft tall dildo, Rita’s beggin’ for a peggin’ from a lady night, and Kyle is experiencing some real executive disfunction. Also: Help the whole gang who makes this show exist under the crushing burden of late stage capitalism by...

Ya’ll want a little SNEAKY SNEAK of what’s happening in Season 2? You got it, BAY-BEE! For this trailer, we welcome Autumn Potts to the cast, as Dawn.  Season 2 begins on January 15th!  Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts  Rita  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost (twitter/tiktok) Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design James Leeson Original theme music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum...

Thanks to some help from her friends, drugs and gas station wine, Rita gets to meet The Narrator. That’s right, not only is Rita breaking Sunny’s rule about no food in the bathtub when you’re high, she’s also breaking the fourth wall. Join her as she regales the Narrator with the REAL story of the nativity, because she was THERE…allegedly.   Cast: Narrator -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson (Instagram), @hotsauceghost...

     Hey Li’l Buddies! Here’s a little bonus episode to tide you over until season 2 premieres on January 15th.      We record our episodes together over Zoom, which helps with our performances, but leads to A LOT of goofs. Enjoy some of our choicest outtakes from season 1, and get the hit song, “Miss Congenial Poop Disease” stuck in your head.  Sound Design by James Leeson Cover art by Bryn Keenum...

Did you know that when Dawn listens to that audiobook in episodes 17 and 18,  Brianne wrote a whole 18 minutes of audio content, full of jokes and quality information about tardigrades, that you barely heard? She thought it would be smart to have Dawn listen to an audiobook, forgetting that she would be the one who had to write that audiobook. Feast your ears on the unauthorized biography that the butthole bears didn’t sign off on us making - mostly on account of them being so small and not...

Listen, it’s the dang season finale. After the big news last episode, do we really have to catch you up to speed? You get some answers. You also get some questions. Maybe you get a little bit turned on? Who are we to judge? Enjoy this dummy thicc season finale, Li’l Buddies.  Cast: Narrator, Crawford, Jack  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid Nate, Kyle, Death -  Kyle Coughlin @kale_simplykale Viv, Sunny, Rider, Carmilla  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita,...

     There comes a time, for every eternal being, when they have to throw the rules out the window. Whether it’s after a bad breakup, losing your job, or missing out on those Manolo pumps your had your eye on: Sometimes a girl, or a Kyle, has to cut loose. The DMV may be the department that never sleeps, but thanks to cold brew (and not needing to sleep), neither does Kyle. For a guy who who handles all of Today’s Lucky Winners, I couldn’t help but wonder, when would he get to be Today’s...

That last episode certainly left us with a tense cliffhanger, huh? I’m sure that all turns out okay. Dawn and Rita have a heart to heart while Rita is 8 blunts deep. They attempt to open a cabinet together. (That’s more exciting than it sounds) We find out that Rita has been hiding something. Rita shows an interest in whether or not aliens are real, but we’re sure it’s just because she wants to have sex with them. The ladies go to a place where Dawn is the cool one, and nobody is charmed by...

In this episode- Oh, wonderful. More poop and barf jokes. And Rita does some atypical sex stuff. Why did I even show up to describe the episode to you today? It’s always the same bull-  I-I’m sorry. I stayed up late after crushing a case of energy drinks, and I’m turbo grouchy. I’m sorry I snapped. I hate when we fight. I love this job, they don’t drug test. Coincidentally, that’s exactly the same thing that happens to Dawn in this episode. Dawn stays up late researching Rita’s family tree....

In this episode: We take a detour to Dawn’s college days, where she learns about that thing where it’s daytime, but like, you can still see the moon? How is that legal? Crawford eagerly tries to keep drunk drivers off the road. That tattooed vampire lady from last episode talks about the infeasibility of trickle-down economics. Rita and Sunny go on a date. We don’t have a joke here, it’s just cute as hell. Dawn and Dax smoke a bunch of weed and talk about air fryers.  Cast: Narrator, Crawford...

In this episode, there’s a small glitch in Rita’s dreamscape matrix. We learn how to supplement our IRA with silver. We meet a character who’s kind of a big deal. No joke. You’re gonna cream your jeans about it. We spend some time listening to public radio, and we’ve added the Armadillo Art Festival to our calendars. Rita enjoys some trail mix. Cooter is at your service.  Cast: Narrator, Willie, Sub,  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn, Hacker Vamp - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid  Driver, Otto,...

In this episode, Rita receives a diagnosis that explains A LOT. There’s a strange man at Sanguis, and he’s smoking a long cigarette in the lobby. Crawford engages in hand to hand combat with a warlock. We meet a bubbly guy named Collin, on his first day at his new job.  Something spooks the hell out of Carmilla. Wait, seriously? What could be so scary as to spook her? She ripped a guy’s HEART out a couple of episodes ago! Jesus, whatever it is, it’s gotta be unsettling. Dawn decides to do a...

In this episode: Sunny gets not fast enough, and terribly furious, while driving the ice cream truck.  Rita does the impossible! Well, the fact that she does it means it’s not impossible, but she does the highly improbable. There’s smooth jazz! We learn that the litmus test for whether or not someone is irredeemably evil lies in asking them their thoughts about the 1999 film, The Mummy. Kyle asks to speak to the manager…OF HELL. Dawn does drugs. Hold on, did we read that right? Yeah! Dawn’s...

Well jeez, last we saw Sunny, she found herself in quite the tempting predicament, huh? Perhaps this episode provides a resolution to the cliffhanger we left you on last time, or maybe it doesn’t, because life isn’t fair. (Just kidding! It does. We love you. We wouldn’t leave you hanging.) See what the stars have in store for you this week. It can’t be as bad as getting your face peeled off. Carmilla befriends a youth pastor. Crawford cries about his momma not taking him for walkies, Dawn...

This episode, Dawn is kicking sensory overload in the taint, and doing some real badass detective stuff at the VoyR Convention. Rita harasses white people who culturally appropriate, and summarily mess up, foods from other cultures. Dawn is forced to do some pest control.  Sunny learns about emojis and gains a new admirer.  We learn that if an energy vampire ever invites you to a party, maybe you should turn down their invitation.                                                              ...

In this episode,  Sunny conducts a science experiment so sexy, Bill Nye is SHOOK. Rita and Sunny make us wonder if they ever went through an improv group phase in college. Dawn, on the other hand, shows us that she’s not great at “Yes, and,” but she MIGHT speak Finnish.  Rita reminisces with a guy named Russell, who has definitely met her before.  Crawford raises his voice to his mom, who is not acting like her usual #girlboss self. Dawn gets overwhelmed, and finds comfort in butthole...

The Donkey Lady Bridge of San Antonio is a pretty messed up urban legend.  The gals cut through the misinformation, and get the story straight from the horse’s...well, donkey’s mouth. We meet a trio of ghost hunters. Rita meets a celebrity. Dawn resurrects an old special interest in the name of detective work.                                                                                                                                                                   P.S. Hey. Hey, you....

In this episode, Dawn tells Rita a story rife with nudity. We learn about a rare, congenital poop disease. The gals take a road trip, and Rita eats her body weight in pretzels. We hear about the incredible gifts that our local public radio station is...

In this episode, Dawn gets an offer she might refuse. She and Rita have a heart-to-heart over a stolen wallet. Rita does drugs. We understand that could be literally any episode, we just want you to know  she does drugs in this one. Sunny and Rita do...