Send us a textIn this MID-SEASON FINALE: Debbie has a highly erotic meeting and makes a handshake deal. Azrael, The Angel of Death, creams their G-D jeans over who pops into their cubicle next. We ponder the plural of panini. Nostradamus accidentally eated too many shrimps. We learn more than we wanted to about goat demon anatomy. Leonard knows someone who may have JUST what the gang needs to sabotage the DMV. Kieghan is AT CAPACITY, do you hear me?! He's had ENOUGH! Don't talk to him ab...

Send us a textIn this episode: We hear about the best place to get your live Christmas trees, if you live in or around Buda, TX. We meet a talented actor from Evil Julliard. Carmilla gives the best TV interview. I mean the best one of all time. Barbara Walters has been awful quiet since it aired. (mostly because she's dead, but you get it) Rita defends her stinky son. Dawn gets a very bad vibe at the Warlock Magic Depot. Leonard gets a call at an inopportune time. Dawn - Autu...

Send us a textIn this episode!Debbie does a Scott Bakulas at Githmar's! (That will make sense when you listen) There's erotic ring toss and shirtless demons! Judith discusses the economy on the news. Debbie's fanny pack is the talk of the town. Rita gets so angry, she could shit. Guard, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDemon, TV Demon, Kieghan - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Debbie, Rasgulath, Millie - Violet Lantz @...

Send us a textIn this episode: Carmilla has a press conference, which is impressive for someone who had her head ripped off last season. Kyle talks to an old friend. Kieghan receives a cryptic message about his future from a frenchman. Dawn keeps that MF-ing thing ON HER. Rita tries to discuss her fantasy Star Trek threesome. Oh, and by the way- Cowabunga. Weird Hat, Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Blue Shirt, Helmet Hair, Nostradamus - Sean Turner @seanwktur...

Send us a textIn this episode: Judith tries to find a snack for her newborn baby at the train station. Dawn is a stereotypical Texan…AGAIN! Rita’s body of work as a photographer is explained to a hobgoblin. Dawn falls asleep, and it’s kind of a big deal. Sunny does a smooch on someone! Leonard gets uppies.Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerBusiness Demon, Figgle, Warehouse Demon - Taryn Gray @tarynmgraySunny, Rasgulath, Millie - Violet Lantz ...

Send us a textIn this episode: Kyle keeps on barging into workshops where artificers are jorkin' their peanitses. Kieghan really needs to see a therapist. Viv learns about the DMV's magic computer. Kyle struggles with the word "patchouli". Sunny and Dawn enjoy the temporary comfort of Leonard's house- and his weird shower head attachments. Para español, oprima el dos. Rita freaks tf out, but TBH, that could be half of these episodes. Rita is DEFINITELY NOT HAVING MOOD SWINGS. Cameron dies. Yo...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Judith “makes” a new friend. Dawn is SUCH a stereotypical Texan. Leonard pulls of the heist of the century. There’s a grilled cheese sandwich made with pancakes instead of bread. Sunny takes a little nap. We see Leonard’s house! Rita does a little Hobbit cosplay. Debbie explores Vitriol’s nightlife. Why does everyone know about Rita’s bad poop?!Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerAsmodeus, Goat Head, Bul...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode: A Dallas-based televangelist has this whole "holes in the sky" thing figured out. Leonard learns about sustainability and running a Casino from one of the worst people he's ever met. There's a big puppy! Kieghan offers refreshments to a house guest. Rita uses the caveman method to fix a piece of DMV technology. Millie reveals the spoils of a secret heist she completed. Rita tries to eat dog food. Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsPastor...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode! Debbie harasses an innocent Dawson's Creek fan. Rita may have killed someone. Rita also might have made a new friend, so I'd say that takes the sting out of the possible manslaughter. Sunny and Dawn have a heart to heart, while Jacksie tries to find a dry place to take a shit. Leonard flexes his survivalist skills. Kyle eats a new, herbaceous, salty candy. It's gross. Keighan has an incredible idea, that only involves a LITTLE SUMMONING OF T...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Rita and Millie do a breaking and entering! Judith attends a business meeting where there's more talk about cloacas than you'd expect. Dawn, Sunny, Leonard, and Jacksie stop by their local Bennigan's. Leonard finds some highly erotic literature on the ground. Did you know that with just a few lines, you can change a drawing of a four leaf clover into a f****d up little dick and balls? Rita sees the most beautiful room she's ever seen in her ...

Send us a Text Message.In this episode: Jacksie is a big, strong boy- like, more so than usual. Dawn, Sunny, and Leonard arrive in hell. Viv and Kieghan do shrooms together. They don't really know each other super well, so that sounds weird out of context, but we swear it makes sense. We learn that the Rita is genetically predisposed to enjoy gay oil wrestling. Kyle may or may not be violating someone's intellectual property, with one of his dreamscape rooms. Rita meets her new nemesis....

In this episode: We take a trip back to a WWII bomb shelter, with Judith! Kieghan nearly sends his weird gay aunts to hell, with his lack of impulse control. Leonard models the most charming novelty backpack. Jacksie does a poop in the kitchen. Debbie is in BIG trouble at work. Rita has issues with soap. Millie tries a carbonated beverage for the first time. Dawn, Uriel - Autumn Potts @littleinkpottsNarrator, Leonard, Jens - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerKieghan, Vampire, Lizard D...

In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body.  Dawn, Germ -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard  - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Squimmy, Kieghan, Todrick  - Taryn Gray...

Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining options and fauna of the hell dimension in which she finds herself. GUARD YOUR BUTTHOLE.  Dawn, Wrinkle Woman -  Autumn...

We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading things before she signs...

WE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies!  Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - Rita Violet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, Millie Sean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Merch! "Thirty, Squirty, and...

In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious,  gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye.  Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball.  Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean...

In this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan talks to a very good boy. Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator -  Sean Turner...