In this episode: Judith explores the local cuisine in hell. Dawn confirms that she's not receiving coded messages from the Duolingo owl. Leonard takes us back- WAY BACK- to the first attempted Infernal Bacchanal. Millie and Rita have some sisterly time, complaining about their dad. Rita is handling some new and exciting (derogatory) changes to her body.  Dawn, Germ -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Leonard  - Sean Turner @seanwkturner Squimmy, Kieghan, Todrick  - Taryn Gray...

Anything you heard about demons coming from holes in the sky was entirely in your head. This isn't gaslighting. If the tretinoin and sunscreen aren't cutting it, Sanguis has a new anti-aging topical medication that will blow your balls clean off. Dawn has an unexpected lunch date over Vietnamese food. Cardi B is also there? Rita gets acquainted with the fast casual dining options and fauna of the hell dimension in which she finds herself. GUARD YOUR BUTTHOLE.  Dawn, Wrinkle Woman -  Autumn...

We're back, baby! Mix a bunch of flavored syrups into your lead filled Stanley cup, and have a listen. The final season starts with our little family being split between dimensions. Dawn and Sunny come back home after the events of last season's finale. Leonard tells us about his struggle with Peyronie's Disease. There's a big hole in Dallas, and Rita had nothing to do with it. We meet a charming woman with 6 boobs. Rita learns that she really needs to start reading things before she signs...

WE'RE ALMOST BACK, BAY-BEE! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Here's a little foreplay for season 3. We'll see you on March 15th, Li'l Buddies!  Cast: Brianne Leeson (@AuDHDBri) - Rita Violet Lantz (@ultraviolet222) - Lord Vindicto, Millie Sean Turner (@seanwkturner) - Demon, Narrator Writer, Director Brianne Leeson Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor, Sound Design Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles Merch! "Thirty, Squirty, and...

In this episode: Rita and Sunny discuss whether or not they should really be taking the warnings of an anxious,  gassy vampire dog to heart. Dawn takes a look at Rita’s pink eye.  Vicki and Kyle take a stroll, on their way to crack open a couple ice-cold containers of cottage cheese. Crawford learns that his dang telephone can take pictures! Judith finally remembers to call her mom. Carmilla plays some dodgeball.  Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean...

In this episode, the gang experiences what every TTRPG player has experienced: They have to finish a session that was supposed to be a one-shot, but it’s taking forever. Lucky for us, it’s funny! Rita gets folded up like a paper airplane, the Narrator might get laid, Dax and Grackna discuss how fragile masculinity can be, Rita receives a gift from a mysterious portal, and Kieghan talks to a very good boy. Cast:  Dawn -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator -  Sean Turner...

In this episode, the gang does what anyone would do, while playing D&D under the influence of magical psychedelics- turn into opossums and start a riot in a tavern. Grackna makes a love connection, Sunny experiences a little barbaric rage, and Rita throws that ass in a circle. Also, wtf is Dawn supposed to do with a backpack full of rope? Cast:  Dawn, Server - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Guard   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita,...

In this episode, Dawn and Rita run some errands. We learn more about Viv’s whole story- you know? I’m glad we learn more about her. She’s a nice lady. Sunny gives Dax her sales pitch for vampirism. Rita makes a shocking discovery about koalas, while Dawn gets into mycology. At the end of the episode, the gang rolls for initiative. Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator   -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Viv  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson...

How was your summer break? Uh-huh. Wow! And you all hid the body together? Neat! Okay, we’re done talking about you. Our break was fine, but we’re back with a new episode, and we’re mad horny to tell you about it. In this episode, Rita tells Sunny she’s being an a*****e. Dawn and Jacksie spend some quality time together in the s*****r. Rita avoids distraction, and crunches some serious numbers. Sunny commands Jacksie to do her bidding. Rita learns something new about vibrators....

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get this funky little remixed table reading of our pilot episode. The gang swapped roles, and did their very best to play each others' parts (that's not a sex thing). Listen to narrated foley work, the wisened counsel of "The Dick Wolf", and a whole lot of ad libbing. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th. Cast: Narrator, Ricky - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Dawn -  Sean Turner...

We're taking a short, mid-season break! That means as a small consolation,  you get to hear the latest volume of some of our silliest fucky-wuckies. We f**k up A LOT. Listen to us go on tangents, talk about gay moon sex, splurt that 'gurt, and discuss off-label usage of Fushigi balls. We'll be back with regular episodes on September 15th.  Producers Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz Editor Brianne Leeson Original  music  by Sean Turner Cover art by Bryn Keenum...

It’s the mid-season finale, and the thrilling conclusion of the mission at Dallas Digital. Why is that chair made of skin? What’s Rita’s beef with Bobby Flay? What does one person do with 5 Fushigi balls? No, really. We we’re asking you. You don’t know either? I guess we should listen to the episode, huh? Cast: Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Devlin  - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita, Sabine  - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson...

We left you with a bit of a cliffhanger last time, huh? But relax, we're back to offer some answers to that nail biting conclusion. JUST KIDDING! DON'T UNCLENCH YOUR BOOTYHOLES YET! Dawn and Rita find that Dawn's dick-shaped flowchart did NOT account for anything in this entire episode. Uncle Nate kicks some ass, and he also kicks some other things he probably shouldn't have been kicking. We meet the ever-so-charming cater waiter, Vergooba Simmons. Also, no matter what Rita says, don't Google...

In this episode: Tonight's the night! It's the full moon, and the ladies bring Uncle Nate along to help them infiltrate the energy vampire meeting at Dallas Digital Labs. What does this have to do with French patisserie? What's this episode name about? Well, I guess we'll have to listen to figure it out.  Cast:  Dawn - Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Narrator, Milk Maid 1  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Sunny, Milk Maid 2 - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222 Rita - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson...

When there’s something out of the ordinary in your sexual dreamscape, who are you going to call? The Nutbusters, probably. In this episode, Dawn finds that the Dopplebanger is far from passing the Turing test.  We find Rita revolutionizing dance. Kyle and Vicki discuss 90’s boy bands and art supplies. We get REALLY worried that Dawn is taking her artificer-ing in a not so great direction. Seriously, the optics are terrible.  Master Leonard has to deal with Debbie’s INCESSANT sexual innuendo....

In this episode:  Dawn and Rita discuss furry erotica. Kyle enjoys a thrilling conversation about the writings of Heraclitus, with a vital, sexual woman. Carmilla visits Amsterdam, and she’s not even going to any museums. What the f**k? Not even the Van Gogh museum? Whatever, it just sounds like a wasted trip. Anyway, where were we? Oh! Dawn and Sunny discuss higher education and Mr. Worldwide. Rita adds dicks to a classic Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. A couple of succubi present Rita with a...

In this episode! Rita finds a combo of foods that would instantly kill a pilgrim. We take a trip to Jizzleburg, with a layover in Boobtown. Judith entertains a thought experiment with a new friend she makes while out to dinner with Crawford. The ladies have a late night rendezvous in front of the unnecessarily sexy construction worker statue at White Rock Park. Cast: Narrator, Crawford  -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Dawn   -  Autumn Potts @littleinkpotts Pedro - James Leeson...

In this episode! Rita’s phone won’t stop farting.  Dawn shares the beauty of an impeccably organized binder with Viv. We meet a cardigan named Greg. Sunny entertains a particularly HORNY guest on her porch. (It’s a goat man. The guest is a goat man.) Kyle makes a new friend in hell, and they discuss what the heck French Stewart has been up to lately. For real, what’s he been up to? Rita chats with The Library, and they discuss the time Rita chugged laudanum at a party in 1830....

Crawford is gonna give you a peek at HIS Big D (he means Dallas). Wrap your mouth around a Big Red (That’s a local cream soda), and let Trapper Crawford show you what a REAL man can do. (You’re literally just spending the day at work with him, nothing weird.) You’d better show some respect to this former Texas Ranger, or he’ll eat your ass. (He may mean sexually? I genuinely don’t know. He needs to work on his phrasing, BIG TIME.) Cast: Crawford -  Sean Turner @seanwkturner Security,...