Hello to our devoted fans! You may be wondering why we haven't posted a new episode over the past few months. Were the trashy movies too much for us to handle? Has the mob finally found us? Did Wright ever figure out who the hell Phyllis Diller is? Most of these things did happen BUT we did, though, join a new podcast network. The lovely people over at OneofUs.net led by Chris Cox has taken us under their wing. Please find us on the  OneofUs.net website or please listen to us on Spotify...

Join the boys and guest Rhett O'Hara for facelifts galore, Party City wigs, and a bionic woman played by the corpse of Dolly Parton. They watched 2019's Robowoman and it's honestly the scariest thing they've seen this Halloween.

We kick off spooky season on Trash in the Can with a boob-heavy demonic possession movie financed by the Columbo crime family! Join Caroline Sulek and the boys for barking breasts, Italian belly buttons, and the sloppiest kisses this side of a church camp sleepover. We watched 1983's "video nasty," The Mausoleum.

This week, it's an evangelical 'She's All That' with a cast of 40 year olds! Join guest Travis Patten and the boys as they explore the pastel filled, Pizza Inn sponsored, and surprisingly horny world of 1987's Christian propaganda classic, The Pretender.

This week, Bull from Night Court possesses a computer so the ugliest member of the Howard family can take revenge on the neighbor from 'That 70s Show'. Join Casey Barnett and the boys to discuss a janitor's magic trick worthy of Jeffrey Epstein, gratuitous shower pig nudity, and worst of all, Clint Howard's hair. They watched 1981's Evilspeak!

Imagine Mrs. Doubtfire crossed with Amos and Andy. Upset? You should be! On a "very special episode" of Trash in the Can, guest Samia Abu-Shawish and the boys navigate a world where people listen to the radio, where jokes don't to be funny, and where the only thing standing between you and success is cultural appropriation. We watched the Rachel Dolezal of movies, 2019's Loqueesha.

This week, Miley Cyrus's dad and Michelle Pfeiffer's sister deliver gratuitous mullets, 15MPH car chases, and the world's deadliest Halloween party. Travis Patten joins the boys for their most achey breaky episode yet. Join them for the redneck spy thriller, Radical Jack!

The father of the modern zombie movie once collaborated with The Lutheran Society on a story that examines the systematic disenfranchisement of the elderly in America. Does that sound interesting? Well, it's not! The boys fly solo this week and have some hot takes sure to piss off a lot of men in baggy black t-shirts. Does that sound fun? Well, it is! We watched George A. Romero's lost movie, The Amusement Park.

Special Hungover Edition! Guest Matt Ryan joins the boys for a movie so baffling the episode turns into a 'Mad About You' and 'Roseanne' recap podcast! Middle-aged teens, monsters that fart, and more in 1986's Spookies.

Imagine American Psycho without the social commentary but 100% more dance fighting. Join the boys and guest Baylor Johnson for a Trump adjacent vanity project featuring spider eating, the world's most boring three-way, and a very unstable British accent. We watched 2021's Me You Madness and are worse people for it. 

Do you like bad Tony Curtis impersonations, Native American possessed goiters, and bombastic laser lightshows? Well you're in luck! This week, the boys are joined by Travis Patten to discuss 1978's The Manitou starring Tony Curtis, Michael Ansara, and Susan Strasberg. 

This week we return to the well of Lifetime movies for another helping of teenage sex workers, crumbling marriages, and overly complicated murders. Join guest Amanda Schiff and the boys for 2012's Walking the Halls.

It's Harry and the Hendersons meets Deliverance. And yes, that means what you think it does. Join guest, Jeremiah Lerma, and the boys for sleeping bag shot put, knocking when the van is rocking, and a very firm Sasquatch handjob in 1983's Night of the Demon.

Scathing condemnation of the education industrial complex or horny Lifetime movie where a rich old guy likes to get choked by college girls? Join the boys and guest, Samia Abu-Shawish, as they explore the world of crippling student load debt, generational poverty, and rim jobs in this week's movie, Sugar Daddies.

One word: Sexsomnia. This week, Lifetime lays on the melodrama with a "came with the frame" cast of generic white people caught up in betrayal, murder, open concept offices, and robotic sleep intercourse. Guest Rhett O'Hara returns for the "erotic" "thriller", Sleepwalking in Suburbia.

Did we find a monster movie whose most upsetting scene has nothing to do with the monster and everything to do with Bill Cosby? You bet we did! We're joined by guest, Jarred Schiff, for a movie offensive to women, the disabled, dog owners, and anyone who has ever been to a restaurant assuming there isn't a wart in their drink. We watched 1982's canuxploitation classic, Humongous.

Nothing says Christmas quite like amnesiac millionaire bodybuilders, farting henchmen, and sex tape sushi. Join the boys and guest, Tessa Morrison, for a debate on whether or not Hulk Hogan is handsome in 1996's Santa with Muscles. Merry Happy, all!

Come for the toilet monsters, dead fly dioramas, boob swamps, adult-child Sean Astins, and stay for the director that shares something with Woody Allen. Here's a hint - it isn't his filmmaking talent. Returning guest Brendan K. O'Grady joins us for 1990's horror anthology, The Willies.

This week, the problems of rich, white people are finally highlighted. Special guest, Samia Abu-Shawish, joins us for a Lifetime original movie featuring actors that can't cry, pregnant knife fights, and a guy with the world's worst pull-out game. We watched 2015's tale of teen pregnancy and how terrible poor people are, Double Daddy.

Does Limp Bizkit contain a better movie director than The Misfits? Heavy metal icon and totally inept filmmaker, Glenn Danzig, writes, directs, and bungles a movie so shoddily made he manages to make gratuitous nudity boring. Join guest, Rhett O'Hara, and the boys for French "accents", eye nipples, and a woke Leatherface in 2019's, Verotika!

Deadbeat dads, raw egg eating, a fully grown man crawling out of a woman, and the ugliest cast this side of a John Waters film all add up to create a movie that can be described as "gross" and "fine, I guess." Join returning guest, Liz Rische, and the boys as they watch 1982's British sci-fi horror, Xtro.

An ancient Egyptian conference room, Party City wigs, someone named Egg Salad, and Jackée the Pirate come together in a marriage of ego and incompetence so insane it's only eclipsed by the reality we're all stuck living in. Filmmaker Travis Patten joins us for auteur/lunatic Deuandra T. Brown's Diamond Cobra vs The White Fox.

On a very special episode of Trash in the Can, we explore sisterhood, representation of the disabled in media, and whether this movie really happened or if it's just a problematic fever dream. Rosie O'Donnell stars as a developmentally disabled woman that loves Tweety Bird and we handle it with the sensitivity you've come to expect from us. Join us with returning guest and sister, Caroline Sulek, as we watch Hallmark Movie of the Week, Riding the Bus with My Sister.

This week, guest Rhett O'Hara joins the boys for a raunchy, gooch-stabbing family adventure with a screaming Anthony Michael Hall, a horny ass-eating gnome, and Jerry Orbach wearing the hell out of a trench coat. Watch 1990's A Gnome Named Gnorm and see why special effects legend Stan Winston never directed another movie.