No long caption needed... Enjoy, y'all.

If we all had to go around the table and say what we're thankful for, I'd say that I'm thankful for a horror director like Eli Roth... And I'd follow up with the fact that John Carver has made a name for himself when it comes to holiday slasher cinema. Let's eat. Enjoy, people.

Are these zombies, crazed townspeople, drugged up party goers?... I'm not sure, but this is all done in one single shot apparently. If not, they did a damn good job covering up the transitions throughout. Enjoy, people.

The juice is loose again, but does this legacy batch of juice pack the same lunch as the original?... Say his name three times and let's test that theory. Enjoy, y'all.

The Sanderson Sisters are back to wreak havoc on Salem once again, but we all know how hit or miss these legacy sequels can be... Maybe a little bit of magic and mayhem can put this up to par with the original, or at least try to. Enjoy, folks.

You know what?... No. Just no. Enjoy, people.

Leigh Whannell is more than familiar with the horror genre, but now it seems like Blumhouse is having him craft his own Dark Universe for these movies monsters... The Invisible Man wasn't amazing but it's okay enough and if this movie can make him two for two, just go ahead and let that man cook. Horror fans deserve a consistent resurgence of Universal monsters. Enjoy, folks.

It's a very strange time in Life when I'm impressed with The Crooked Man on screen... But I think I gassed myself up a bit too much by thinking The Babadook could offer the same impression. It's like he's always around, but never visible half the time so I'm left with a crazed mother and child. Bare with me here. Enjoy, y'all.

Let's just get it over with... Enjoy, people.

Frank Grillo and werewolves during a Purge-like scenario for one night?... Yes, count me in. Enjoy, people.

"They will make cemeteries their cathedrals, and the cities will be your tombs"... Enjoy, y'all.

These tapes need to be burned the moment they're discovered... They're demonic as is but now, we're stepping into alien territory for the most part. And they don't like us humans very much at all. Enjoy, folks.

Other than seeing that first trailer or teaser, I'm very unfamiliar with the source material here... So I went in blind in hopes that this was as good as it looks. Either way, this town of is one that I'd steer clear of, permanently. Enjoy, people.

"Yeah, they're dead. They're... All messed up"... Enjoy, folks.

I feel like Hellboy is a character that hasn't had much time to age at all... Seems like just yesterday that Ron Pearlman was on his second film, and then a reboot came a few years ago. Now we're on our third actor donning the red makeup. The horror elements are present, but let's see if this can stand out. Enjoy, y'all.

So podcast history has been made on my end... This has been in the works for years, but we finally got it done and made the focal point of this about one of our favorite films ever. There's a reason this guy is the Jedi Master when it comes to film conversations, so this was worth the wait. Enjoy, y'all.

We can officially say that Norman Bates has now made it to the Tutor Reviews podcast... It's been a long time coming. Enjoy, folks.

Count Orlock still seems to be one to make a grand entrance, so let's see how well a remake goes from the director of The Lighthouse, The VVitch, etc.... One bit of credit I can certainly give this director is the look of this film. I'm hooked on the visuals. Enjoy, people.

Yes, I know... Not what I'm used to. But there may be some sparkling light at the end of the tunnel here, so bare with me. Enjoy, folks.

I did enjoy the first film for the most part, but I never saw a need for a sequel... But here we are. I'll give this a fair shot. Enjoy, folks.

I don't want any judgement from anyone if I just randomly, at any given moment, decide to stand on top of a table or desk and shout "Oh, Captain, my Captain"... I've earned it at this point. I hadn't remembered just how great this film was until today, but I'm sure I'll be watching it again sooner than later. Enjoy, people.

Ryan Coogler, Michael B. Jordan... The movie business' most recent deadly duo, and I'm here for whatever they want to test out here. I just need to know which set of vampire rules to follow here. Enjoy, y'all.

I am very glad I didn't eat before doing this commentary... That is all. Enjoy, people.

I have only two words to describe how I feel about this movie: Team Rachel... I'm on her side from beginning to end. Enjoy, y'all.